The Private Lives of Russia and Germany
anonymous
July 22 2010, 05:13:40 UTC
Nations, whilst dishing on their various bed partners, realize that none of them have ever slept with Germany. They all remember trying at some point or another and having their efforts blatantly ignored. So, based on his apparent obliviousness and the stern and uptight persona he always exudes they assume he’s a virgin.
They would be wrong; Germany is just in a very committed relationship with Russia and neither Germany nor Russia has told anyone because they would prefer if their private lives were actually private.
However, word of the gossiping Nations’ “discovery” gets out and everyone starts chasing Germany.
Bonuses: +1 Austria is one of the gossiping Nations (He's slept with nearly all of Europe) +2 Prussia was the one person they told when they got together. +9000 Russia puts an end to this by getting 'caught' in bed with an obviously 'deflowered' Germany
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'd like it if special attention was paid to the pair being comfortable with each other, also, Germany being whorish in bed (very wanton, great stamina, short refractory periods, large sexual appetite, erotic movements, sprawling, flushed skin, enjoying being submissive/dominated by Russia)
They would be wrong; Germany is just in a very committed relationship with Russia and neither Germany nor Russia has told anyone because they would prefer if their private lives were actually private.
However, word of the gossiping Nations’ “discovery” gets out and everyone starts chasing Germany.
Bonuses:
+1 Austria is one of the gossiping Nations (He's slept with nearly all of Europe)
+2 Prussia was the one person they told when they got together.
+9000 Russia puts an end to this by getting 'caught' in bed with an obviously 'deflowered' Germany
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'd like it if special attention was paid to the pair being comfortable with each other, also, Germany being whorish in bed (very wanton, great stamina, short refractory periods, large sexual appetite, erotic movements, sprawling, flushed skin, enjoying being submissive/dominated by Russia)
Go wild you guys!!
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