Anons, you are lovely and you know that and I am FUCKING SORRY for the lack of updates. Don't worry, I neither forgot about you or, worse, decided to abandon you. Finals decided to fuck a little around with my private life and I had to get the bitch back first. More frequent updates from now on. And yeah, chances are high I'll de-anon at some point. (So I can be hold responsible for finishing this, haha.)
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The Remarkable Franco-German Friendship 3
iv: in which you learn things about Prussia's sex life, France tries to scare you and Karl Lagerfeld will not be pleased to hear of this
So, oui-or as les anglaises would say, 'Bloody yes, indeed!'-Prussia was wearing make-up. Can you
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The Remarkable Franco-German Friendship (3b/?)
anonymous
April 25 2010, 14:04:04 UTC
This is why, you see, feminine make-up would undermine my masculinity. If it didn't as much as it always does, though, it would put such a perfect emphasize on my doll-like appearance with my fair taint and soft skin and full lips and angelic curls framing my angelic face. Don't you think so, too? (Qui ne dit mot consent, just so you know. Silence actually does give consent
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The Remarkable Franco-German Friendship (3c/?)
anonymous
April 25 2010, 14:05:38 UTC
Despite myself, I felt a slight pinch of guilt regardless and so I did nudge him with the tip of my shoe until I stirred a reaction from him.
But only the tip of my food and only with utmost caution, mind you. I didn’t want to ruin my shoes either. Prussian drool may have burned itself through all that leather, putting even acid to shame. You can never tell with those Germans and their German-ish states, can you?
"Say, my friend, why are you wearing make-up? I always thought you were..." Everything in me was reluctant to say too manly because that would have been an insult to actual men like myself and I didn't want to say above it all because it is hard to describe someone as above it all when the only thing he is doing is lying beneath it all so I hesitated. And waited for the right words to find their way out of my mouth. They didn’t. And I flailed. And flailed some more until Prussia, half dazing, half trying to find his way back to the world of the living, offered, "Awesome?"
"No," I said, perhaps un peu too fast. "But the
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Re: The Remarkable Franco-German Friendship (3c/?)
anonymous
April 25 2010, 14:32:47 UTC
Ramble ramble little France, we just want you in Allemagne's pants.... (sung to the tune of twinkle twinkle little star)
Your france is adorable, but I kind of lost the thread with the rambling about canada and fear. I'm enjoying this immensely nontheless, but perhaps cher francis could be nudged back towards the plot a bit more often?
Re: The Remarkable Franco-German Friendship (3c/?)
anonymous
April 25 2010, 14:45:53 UTC
I adore your rambling France voice, mostly because that's a lot how I write him too (god please France-in-the-fic-I'm-writing let me go back to main point I'll give you Corsica covered in chocolate?)
So, yeah. Rambling. He does that. But he does it so well. And I love your writing.
Prussia. W. T. F. Does your little brother know? Wait, do I want the answer to that question?
Re: The Remarkable Franco-German Friendship (3c/?)
anonymous
April 25 2010, 19:02:48 UTC
YOU YOU YOU ARE MY HERO. i love this to death like you wouldn't believe. Oh France. Rambling and rambling and rambling...i've honestly never seen a france so--what's the word? well, fabulous, really. he's so amazing. i will have to look up this karl person. <--is a stupid
Ah, basically, Karl Lagerfeld is a German fashion designer living in 'exile' in Paris. Europe considers him the God of Fashion and his word is Law. Or something like that. Apparently. I probably should have added that to the footnotes, my bad!
former parts (1-2): http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/13125.html?thread=33336389#t33336389
Anons, you are lovely and you know that and I am FUCKING SORRY for the lack of updates. Don't worry, I neither forgot about you or, worse, decided to abandon you. Finals decided to fuck a little around with my private life and I had to get the bitch back first. More frequent updates from now on. And yeah, chances are high I'll de-anon at some point. (So I can be hold responsible for finishing this, haha.)
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The Remarkable Franco-German Friendship 3
iv: in which you learn things about Prussia's sex life, France tries to scare you and Karl Lagerfeld will not be pleased to hear of this
So, oui-or as les anglaises would say, 'Bloody yes, indeed!'-Prussia was wearing make-up. Can you ( ... )
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But only the tip of my food and only with utmost caution, mind you. I didn’t want to ruin my shoes either. Prussian drool may have burned itself through all that leather, putting even acid to shame. You can never tell with those Germans and their German-ish states, can you?
"Say, my friend, why are you wearing make-up? I always thought you were..." Everything in me was reluctant to say too manly because that would have been an insult to actual men like myself and I didn't want to say above it all because it is hard to describe someone as above it all when the only thing he is doing is lying beneath it all so I hesitated. And waited for the right words to find their way out of my mouth. They didn’t. And I flailed. And flailed some more until Prussia, half dazing, half trying to find his way back to the world of the living, offered, "Awesome?"
"No," I said, perhaps un peu too fast. "But the ( ... )
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we just want you in Allemagne's pants....
(sung to the tune of twinkle twinkle little star)
Your france is adorable, but I kind of lost the thread with the rambling about canada and fear. I'm enjoying this immensely nontheless, but perhaps cher francis could be nudged back towards the plot a bit more often?
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So, yeah. Rambling. He does that. But he does it so well. And I love your writing.
Prussia. W. T. F. Does your little brother know? Wait, do I want the answer to that question?
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YOU
YOU ARE MY HERO.
i love this to death like you wouldn't believe.
Oh France. Rambling and rambling and rambling...i've honestly never seen a france so--what's the word? well, fabulous, really. he's so amazing.
i will have to look up this karl person. <--is a stupid
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