Mail Order Mix Up [3c/?] +Notes
anonymous
August 12 2010, 03:43:29 UTC
“Yes. I met him the day I came to here. But I knew him from internet for a vhile.” Her smiled never once faded.
“Oh Kat!” Alfred laughed sounding uneasy, he had to fix the damage that had been done as soon as was possible, “You don’t have to say all that-“
“What the hell is wrong with you?” she smacked her brother on the back of the head, “YOU ORDERED HER OFF OF THE INTERNET?” she yelled again smacking him in the head again. She was smacking him even harder in the back of the head and repeatedly moved her hands as he was ducking and trying to get away from her, “WHAT THE HELL-WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL YOUR NEICES! YOU DISGUST ME!”
“No! Don’t hit me!” Alfred yelled at her as she hit him, “I didn’t let me explain-I didn’t I didn’t-“ he threw his hands up trying to defend himself from her blows. Maria could be quite abusive when she felt like it and here was a time when she certainly felt like it. “I didn’t do that.”
“No money was given to me to come here to America.” Kat said quietly, “I just met Alfred on the website and here I am now. We have been talking for a while now and I wanted to be married very much so now I a here to marry him.”
“Marry him? Oh no, no, no, no, no!” she placed her hands on her hips, “You must be out of your mind if you think I’m going to let you marry him. You’re nothing but one of those little hussies looking for a quick American citizenship or, you’re going to murder him in his sleep so that you can steal all of his money! Nope not going to let that happen missy.” She snapped her fingers to add to the effect she was going for, “I will not let someone like you marry my precious little brother, hell I’d rather go through a hundred more Angelique’s then let you sink your skanky little claws into my little Alfred.” She suddenly turned to look at her brother with enough speed to shock hi that she didn’t snap her neck, “and don’t you dare think that you’re off the hook mister, oh no.”
“Maria, please calm down you’re acting irrational.”
“I’m acting irrational?” she laughed, “How else am I supposed to act when I come to find out that you’ve been up to no good preying on women on the internet? That’s some kind of dateline shit right there.”
“Now you’re acting as if I am some kind of pedophile. Kat how old are you?” Alfred looked to the Ukrainian woman for help
“I’m twenty-six.”
“See she’s twenty six hardly sexual predator zone right.”
“What happened to you Alfred?” the sister said calming her voice down, “You used to be so spineless.”
“I was never spine-“
“Oh yes you were baby. You used to be my little easy to control little brother and now here you are standing up for yourself. You and Mattie used to be so sweet when you still feared me.”
Alfred shrugged, he did pity his sister a bit, but she was acting kind of crazy, “How about you just go for now Maria… I’ll let you make me dinner tomorrow.”
She thought about it for a moment, “Fine but I’m bringing Arthur and the girls and you can explain to them what you’ve done for yourself.”
“Sure.”
The older woman left much quieter then she had came, and Alfred let out a sigh of relief relaxing himself back into the coach. Ekatarina looked at him, confusion all over her face, “So… that vas you’re sister?”
“Yep. And trust me that went rather well.”
AN: Thank you for your comments anons! Author Anon would like to apologize for her fail. She is sorry that the update took so long and isn't very good but this is because it isn't very good that it took so long. This story still has no direction, and honestly I was regretting introducing his sister so soon so I was like "Oh shit what am I going to do I'm not ready for her crazy!" but *sigh* there you guys go... I am going to try and outline this sucker before it turns into a beast.
Re: Mail Order Mix Up [3c/?] +Notes
anonymous
August 12 2010, 05:16:19 UTC
Oh lord, Maria is terrifying. I mean, I'm a protective older sister with a perpetually clueless little brother than women often take advantage of, so I get her feelings, and even I think Maria was kind of, well, bitchy. :'D
Re: Mail Order Mix Up [3c/?] +Notes
anonymous
August 12 2010, 09:02:32 UTC
Yaay! An update! I was just thinking how I hoped this would get updated and not dropped~~
Yuikes, crazyprotective!oldersister at ten o'clock~ But It's great to see more Mexico. And now I'm really curious as to who Canada's wife is. Belarus? fem!France?
Otherwise, this is a very cute fill and I hope to see more soon~
Not Author!Anon
anonymous
August 12 2010, 15:47:09 UTC
It's Seychelles by the sounds of it. From a remote African country/island and the name Angelique? I've only seen it applied to Seychelles. (I would have been sooo happy if Matt was married to fem!France or Belarus, though)
I love America/Ukraine, PrusHun and mail order bride fiascos much more than I despise Canada/Seychelles (I was like "Yes! Ukraine is with the correct NA twin! Now Matt just has to avoid Sey- ... Damnit Author!Anon!"), so I shall be stalking this fic like you wouldn't believe.
“Oh Kat!” Alfred laughed sounding uneasy, he had to fix the damage that had been done as soon as was possible, “You don’t have to say all that-“
“What the hell is wrong with you?” she smacked her brother on the back of the head, “YOU ORDERED HER OFF OF THE INTERNET?” she yelled again smacking him in the head again. She was smacking him even harder in the back of the head and repeatedly moved her hands as he was ducking and trying to get away from her, “WHAT THE HELL-WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL YOUR NEICES! YOU DISGUST ME!”
“No! Don’t hit me!” Alfred yelled at her as she hit him, “I didn’t let me explain-I didn’t I didn’t-“ he threw his hands up trying to defend himself from her blows. Maria could be quite abusive when she felt like it and here was a time when she certainly felt like it. “I didn’t do that.”
“No money was given to me to come here to America.” Kat said quietly, “I just met Alfred on the website and here I am now. We have been talking for a while now and I wanted to be married very much so now I a here to marry him.”
“Marry him? Oh no, no, no, no, no!” she placed her hands on her hips, “You must be out of your mind if you think I’m going to let you marry him. You’re nothing but one of those little hussies looking for a quick American citizenship or, you’re going to murder him in his sleep so that you can steal all of his money! Nope not going to let that happen missy.” She snapped her fingers to add to the effect she was going for, “I will not let someone like you marry my precious little brother, hell I’d rather go through a hundred more Angelique’s then let you sink your skanky little claws into my little Alfred.” She suddenly turned to look at her brother with enough speed to shock hi that she didn’t snap her neck, “and don’t you dare think that you’re off the hook mister, oh no.”
“Maria, please calm down you’re acting irrational.”
“I’m acting irrational?” she laughed, “How else am I supposed to act when I come to find out that you’ve been up to no good preying on women on the internet? That’s some kind of dateline shit right there.”
“Now you’re acting as if I am some kind of pedophile. Kat how old are you?” Alfred looked to the Ukrainian woman for help
“I’m twenty-six.”
“See she’s twenty six hardly sexual predator zone right.”
“What happened to you Alfred?” the sister said calming her voice down, “You used to be so spineless.”
“I was never spine-“
“Oh yes you were baby. You used to be my little easy to control little brother and now here you are standing up for yourself. You and Mattie used to be so sweet when you still feared me.”
Alfred shrugged, he did pity his sister a bit, but she was acting kind of crazy, “How about you just go for now Maria… I’ll let you make me dinner tomorrow.”
She thought about it for a moment, “Fine but I’m bringing Arthur and the girls and you can explain to them what you’ve done for yourself.”
“Sure.”
The older woman left much quieter then she had came, and Alfred let out a sigh of relief relaxing himself back into the coach. Ekatarina looked at him, confusion all over her face, “So… that vas you’re sister?”
“Yep. And trust me that went rather well.”
AN: Thank you for your comments anons! Author Anon would like to apologize for her fail. She is sorry that the update took so long and isn't very good but this is because it isn't very good that it took so long. This story still has no direction, and honestly I was regretting introducing his sister so soon so I was like "Oh shit what am I going to do I'm not ready for her crazy!" but *sigh* there you guys go... I am going to try and outline this sucker before it turns into a beast.
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I eagerly update your next update!! d* U *b
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Yuikes, crazyprotective!oldersister at ten o'clock~ But It's great to see more Mexico. And now I'm really curious as to who Canada's wife is. Belarus? fem!France?
Otherwise, this is a very cute fill and I hope to see more soon~
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I love America/Ukraine, PrusHun and mail order bride fiascos much more than I despise Canada/Seychelles (I was like "Yes! Ukraine is with the correct NA twin! Now Matt just has to avoid Sey- ... Damnit Author!Anon!"), so I shall be stalking this fic like you wouldn't believe.
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