[Lithuania/Poland] Never Saw it Coming [4a/?]
anonymous
May 25 2010, 20:59:52 UTC
Feliks let out something between a shriek and a growl as he leapt and aimed for Arthur's throat.
"Ve! Stop it, Feliks!" Italy called out as he grabbed him by the waist and attempted to pull him back away from Arthur.
"My God! Are you trying to kill me, Łukasiewicz?!" Arthur yelled in shock as he took a few steps away from Feliks.
"I'm not a girl! Stop calling me a girl! I'm a guy! What can I do to prove that?! You know what?! Screw this!" Feliks wrenched himself free from Feliciano and started undoing his belt.
"W-What are you doing?!" Arthur asked frantically.
"I'm going to prove to you that I am a man and I've got balls, ok?!" Feliks yelled and pulled his pants down.
"Cover your eyes, Vargas!" Arthur ordered and did the same.
"Oh, come on! Just look for one second!" Feliks complained as he waited for them to uncover their eyes.
"Ve, I've been told that I shouldn't do this until I get married. And, no offense, I don't really think I'll marry you..."
"Are you saying I'm not a good bride?"
"No! No! I...I mean... I'm the one who's not a good bride...?" Arthur moved his head while still covering his eyes to the Italian's direction with a questioning frown. "Ve. I don't really know..." Moving towards the door slowly, Feliciano tried to leave stealthily, but that didn't help when he tripped over a chair. "Ve!" He yelped before scrambling up and turning around, removing his hands and running out the door.
Feliks looked over to Arthur. "I'm not pulling up my pants until you uncover your eyes."
"You'll catch a cold then."
"Anyone ever tell you you're like, an asshole?" Feliks growled as he pulled his pants up.
"Each time I send a kid to the dean's office." From the sounds of pants being pulled up, Arthur deemed it alright to uncover his eyes. He checked his watch. "The bell will ring soon, you should get to your next class."
--
Romano watched as his brother fidgeted in biology class. At first he ignored it, but it was starting to get on his nerves and he couldn't concentrate. After one last mumble, he accidentally snapped the lead on his pencil and jumped up to face his brother. "WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!" He yelled at Feliciano and his brother shrieked out a "Veeee!" in surprise. "If its about the creepy songs in the bathroom, I'm telling you, ghosts don't exist!!"
"No, no! Its not..."
"Vargas!" The teacher yelled and both boys looked to the front of the room. "If you're going to argue do it outside my classroom! And if you plan to leave, don't come back."
"Er, I... chiggi..." Romano muttered before sitting down again.
--
Immediately following the end of biology class, Romano dragged Feliciano to the third floor bathroom, the one rumored to be haunted by a ghost. "Look, once and for all, I'll prove to you there's no ghost in here!" He yelled as he slammed open the door, ignoring all the whining and protesting from his younger brother. "See?" He said after walking in.
Something red, however, caught his attention. "Aaaah! Blood on the mirror!!" Romano screamed and hugged his brother, Feliciano mimicking his actions. They stayed hugging and trembling for a while before Romano noticed that it wasn't blood, it was lipstick. "Oh, wait, someone just wrote it there... 'You remind me of the setting suns we used to watch, high up above without a care' ...Oh, that's pretty sweet." Romano said before continuing to read on. " 'It was my mistake and now all is lost for I wished that before you had gone, I could've..." Romano paused as his eyes widened. "Ewwwww! Whoever wrote that sure has one sick mind!"
"Ve... What does that word on the 5th line say? To...touch... your...--"
"S-Stop reading, idiota!" Romano yelled. "C-Chigi, this bathroom is disgusting!"
[Lithuania/Poland] Never Saw it Coming [4b/?]
anonymous
May 25 2010, 21:03:15 UTC
"Only to show you there's no ghost in here so you would stop fidgeting in class!"
"Ve? I wasn't fidgeting in class because there was a ghost. Fratello, don't be silly, there's no such thing as ghosts!" Feliciano said with a bright smile and Romano supressed the urge to choke him.
"Then what the hell is making you so figety in class?! Its distracting!"
"Oh, well...um..." Feliciano wasn't sure whether to tell him. But Romano was his brother, he could trust him, right? "You know the new kid?"
"Oh, that obnoxious brat?" Romano made an annoyed sound. "Unfortunately, I do."
"He's a girl."
Romano stared for a moment before bursting out laughing. "HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's a good one! As if he could be a girl! He tried to beat up Gilbert!" "Ve! I'm telling the truth!" Feliciano yelled over Romano's laughter. "I saw her boobs!"
"Eh? So you had more in you after al--" Romano's laughter stopped short when he heard a loud bang from the back of the bathroom. "...What was that?"
"Huuuuuuh?" A low, echo-like voice resonated through the bathroom. "Did I hear the word booooobs?" Immediately following the question, all the bathroom stalls' doors started swinging back and forth hitting the stalls with a loud bang. The faucets started running and more lipstick written words flew across the bathroom.
The two Italian brothers stared wide-eyed before yelling "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" and running out of the bathroom.
--
Toris didn't see the 'scary, but hot girl' (as Toris had nicknamed her) after lunch time. He didn't have any classes with her and didn't see her in the hallways either. Just my luck... He thought as he walked over to his locker to put down a few books as well as pick up the ones he needed for homework.
He was walking down the stairs when he passed two girls talking. "Ohmigod, I'm so glad they caught her! I can't believe she was walking around with a knife!" "Oh, what are they doing with her?" "Last I saw, she was being taken to the detention room. I hope they strap her up and-- Eep!" The girl yelped as Toris ran up to her and grabbed her by the shoulders.
"Where's the detention room?! Tell me quickly!" He demanded.
"T-The basement!" The girl squeaked and Toris hurried down the stairs to the basement.
--
Looking into the room, Toris swallowed nervously. The room was filled with chairs and desks, but the only person seated there was the pale girl. It didn't help that she was glaring daggers into the wall. Toris was starting to have second thoughts about this. N-No! You'll need her help if you plan to get into that school. He thought and before he changed his mind again, he turned the doorknob and opened the door. "H-Hello, um..."
"I was wondering how long you were going to watch me from there." The girl growled. "Well? You here to punish me too?"
"Er..."
"If I wasn't tied to this chair, I'd break all of your fingers!" She threatened and Toris felt like just forgetting the whole deal.
Figuring since she was tied up, he deemed it safe to walk around to sit in front of her. "Er...Hi, my name is Toris and--"
"Save your crap. I only love my brother. I don't want any confession from another guy." She said with a glare.
[Lithuania/Poland] Never Saw it Coming [4c/?]
anonymous
May 25 2010, 21:06:18 UTC
Toris gulped. This was going to be hard. "I-Its not a confession. A-Although I think you're very pretty. I really do. And I probably would confess to you if it wasn't the fact that--"
"Get to the point! Your stupid rambling is pissing me off!"
"R-Right! So, um, I heard that your brother goes to a boys boarding school?" Natalia narrowed her eyes and Toris wondered what he had said wrong so he quickly added, "I think my best friend goes to the same place!"
"What of it?"
"I heard that you want to join him in that school? Well, I want to go see my best friend there was well!" Toris said with a determined voice.
Natalia scoffed. "And they call me insane. Are you out of your mind? Sneaking in there takes a lot! That place is expensive! They won't just let anyone in, you know?"
"I know that. Which is why I'm here. Will you help me?"
This time, Natalia burst out laughing. "And why would I want to help you? Yea, you had some guts coming here to talk with me, but I can get there just fine."
"Ahem, you're a girl. I don't think you can get in that easily." Natalia twitched at this fact. "But I can help. Anyone's bound to see that you're a girl unless you have an accomplice to cover everything up."
"As if! I can do everything just fine! All I need to do is cut my hair short, wear guy clothes and no one would ever notice!" She protested and Toris realized that that might be true.
"They could still find out in the school." Toris urged. It wasn't very convincing, but it bought him time to think of another reason. "I mean, if they room with you, they'll find out for sure. And what if you go to the bathroom and someone walks in on you or something?"
The last part made Natalia think for a bit. "And besides, having a traveling companion makes things better." Toris added.
After a long silence as Natalia considered the possibility, she sighed. "Tell me, have you ever watched Soviet spy movies?"
--
"I'm like, not a girl." Feliks said as he dropped his stuff off at the room Yao and Arthur had shared. "But I agree in every aspect of not having to room with Gilbert anymore! LIKE, THANK YOU SO MUCH!" He said as he hugged both Arthur and Yao.
"No, its no big deal, aru. Just glad to help, aru." Yao said when Feliks released his grip. "I really understand the situation, aru."
"I'm not a girl."
"And I under stand the situation, aru." Feliks could tell from the Asian's grin that he wasn't going to believe the fact that he wasn't a girl. "Alright, I guess I'll move to that git's room now." Arthur said, rolling his suitcase down the hall. Even from where they were they could hear the two starting to argue already ("Why do I have to share a room with this stick up the ass?" "Shut the hell up, git! Its not like I bloody want to!"). "I totally feel sorry for Kirkland."
Yao giggled. Feliks could tell why people thought he was a girl. "I wouldn't really, aru." Yao said as he walked towards the kitchen. "I'm thinking of making a snack. How does dog meat sound?"
Feliks made a face at that. "Um, no thanks, I like, have to unpack. I'll like, go and put my stuff down in my like, new room, ok? And will totally start doing my homework, so no thanks." He said before hurrying to what used to be Arthur's room.
[Lithuania/Poland] Never Saw it Coming [4d/?]
anonymous
May 25 2010, 21:08:47 UTC
Sitting down, Feliks took out his cell phone (It didn't matter what they say, pink was manly!) and started typing in Toris's phone number. He felt bad for not calling the whole day. After waiting a while, the operator came on telling him no one was there to pick up the phone. That's wierd, I'm sure I drilled it into his head that if he doesn't pick up when I call, there will be consequences! ...Oh, does he think its alright now that I'm not here?! Feeling annoyed, Feliks redialed again.
--
Toris never expected that Natalia's question would have him wind up climbing down the side of his house using the vines growing near his windows. But as much as Toris tried to convince her, she refused to let any adults know. So she ordered him to go home, pack a week's worth of clothes and take all the money he had. Now she was several feet below him, waiting impatiently for him to get down already. Sheesh, she sure has high standards... He thought when he heard a sudden tune come from his jeans pocket. "EEP!" He shrieked and fell down into the bushes. The tune continued to play and he heard his parents stir from the living room.
"Iдыёт!!" Natalia whispered. "Turn off your cell phone!"
"Yea, yea, I got it..." Toris said nervously as he hurried to shut it off without checking the message. He figured Natalia would have his head if he dwindled on it.
"Your parents are wondering about the noise! Get up!" And before he let Toris respond, she pulled the boy up and started running down the street. Rather, she was running, Toris was just tripping over his own feet trying to catch up with her.
"Ve! Stop it, Feliks!" Italy called out as he grabbed him by the waist and attempted to pull him back away from Arthur.
"My God! Are you trying to kill me, Łukasiewicz?!" Arthur yelled in shock as he took a few steps away from Feliks.
"I'm not a girl! Stop calling me a girl! I'm a guy! What can I do to prove that?! You know what?! Screw this!" Feliks wrenched himself free from Feliciano and started undoing his belt.
"W-What are you doing?!" Arthur asked frantically.
"I'm going to prove to you that I am a man and I've got balls, ok?!" Feliks yelled and pulled his pants down.
"Cover your eyes, Vargas!" Arthur ordered and did the same.
"Oh, come on! Just look for one second!" Feliks complained as he waited for them to uncover their eyes.
"Ve, I've been told that I shouldn't do this until I get married. And, no offense, I don't really think I'll marry you..."
"Are you saying I'm not a good bride?"
"No! No! I...I mean... I'm the one who's not a good bride...?" Arthur moved his head while still covering his eyes to the Italian's direction with a questioning frown. "Ve. I don't really know..." Moving towards the door slowly, Feliciano tried to leave stealthily, but that didn't help when he tripped over a chair. "Ve!" He yelped before scrambling up and turning around, removing his hands and running out the door.
Feliks looked over to Arthur. "I'm not pulling up my pants until you uncover your eyes."
"You'll catch a cold then."
"Anyone ever tell you you're like, an asshole?" Feliks growled as he pulled his pants up.
"Each time I send a kid to the dean's office." From the sounds of pants being pulled up, Arthur deemed it alright to uncover his eyes. He checked his watch. "The bell will ring soon, you should get to your next class."
--
Romano watched as his brother fidgeted in biology class. At first he ignored it, but it was starting to get on his nerves and he couldn't concentrate. After one last mumble, he accidentally snapped the lead on his pencil and jumped up to face his brother. "WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!" He yelled at Feliciano and his brother shrieked out a "Veeee!" in surprise. "If its about the creepy songs in the bathroom, I'm telling you, ghosts don't exist!!"
"No, no! Its not..."
"Vargas!" The teacher yelled and both boys looked to the front of the room. "If you're going to argue do it outside my classroom! And if you plan to leave, don't come back."
"Er, I... chiggi..." Romano muttered before sitting down again.
--
Immediately following the end of biology class, Romano dragged Feliciano to the third floor bathroom, the one rumored to be haunted by a ghost. "Look, once and for all, I'll prove to you there's no ghost in here!" He yelled as he slammed open the door, ignoring all the whining and protesting from his younger brother. "See?" He said after walking in.
Something red, however, caught his attention. "Aaaah! Blood on the mirror!!" Romano screamed and hugged his brother, Feliciano mimicking his actions. They stayed hugging and trembling for a while before Romano noticed that it wasn't blood, it was lipstick. "Oh, wait, someone just wrote it there... 'You remind me of the setting suns we used to watch, high up above without a care' ...Oh, that's pretty sweet." Romano said before continuing to read on. " 'It was my mistake and now all is lost for I wished that before you had gone, I could've..." Romano paused as his eyes widened. "Ewwwww! Whoever wrote that sure has one sick mind!"
"Ve... What does that word on the 5th line say? To...touch... your...--"
"S-Stop reading, idiota!" Romano yelled. "C-Chigi, this bathroom is disgusting!"
"Ve, you're the one who wanted to come in here."
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"Ve? I wasn't fidgeting in class because there was a ghost. Fratello, don't be silly, there's no such thing as ghosts!" Feliciano said with a bright smile and Romano supressed the urge to choke him.
"Then what the hell is making you so figety in class?! Its distracting!"
"Oh, well...um..." Feliciano wasn't sure whether to tell him. But Romano was his brother, he could trust him, right? "You know the new kid?"
"Oh, that obnoxious brat?" Romano made an annoyed sound. "Unfortunately, I do."
"He's a girl."
Romano stared for a moment before bursting out laughing. "HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's a good one! As if he could be a girl! He tried to beat up Gilbert!"
"Ve! I'm telling the truth!" Feliciano yelled over Romano's laughter. "I saw her boobs!"
"Eh? So you had more in you after al--" Romano's laughter stopped short when he heard a loud bang from the back of the bathroom. "...What was that?"
"Huuuuuuh?" A low, echo-like voice resonated through the bathroom. "Did I hear the word booooobs?" Immediately following the question, all the bathroom stalls' doors started swinging back and forth hitting the stalls with a loud bang. The faucets started running and more lipstick written words flew across the bathroom.
The two Italian brothers stared wide-eyed before yelling "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" and running out of the bathroom.
--
Toris didn't see the 'scary, but hot girl' (as Toris had nicknamed her) after lunch time. He didn't have any classes with her and didn't see her in the hallways either. Just my luck... He thought as he walked over to his locker to put down a few books as well as pick up the ones he needed for homework.
He was walking down the stairs when he passed two girls talking. "Ohmigod, I'm so glad they caught her! I can't believe she was walking around with a knife!" "Oh, what are they doing with her?" "Last I saw, she was being taken to the detention room. I hope they strap her up and-- Eep!" The girl yelped as Toris ran up to her and grabbed her by the shoulders.
"Where's the detention room?! Tell me quickly!" He demanded.
"T-The basement!" The girl squeaked and Toris hurried down the stairs to the basement.
--
Looking into the room, Toris swallowed nervously. The room was filled with chairs and desks, but the only person seated there was the pale girl. It didn't help that she was glaring daggers into the wall. Toris was starting to have second thoughts about this. N-No! You'll need her help if you plan to get into that school. He thought and before he changed his mind again, he turned the doorknob and opened the door. "H-Hello, um..."
"I was wondering how long you were going to watch me from there." The girl growled. "Well? You here to punish me too?"
"Er..."
"If I wasn't tied to this chair, I'd break all of your fingers!" She threatened and Toris felt like just forgetting the whole deal.
Figuring since she was tied up, he deemed it safe to walk around to sit in front of her. "Er...Hi, my name is Toris and--"
"Save your crap. I only love my brother. I don't want any confession from another guy." She said with a glare.
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"Get to the point! Your stupid rambling is pissing me off!"
"R-Right! So, um, I heard that your brother goes to a boys boarding school?" Natalia narrowed her eyes and Toris wondered what he had said wrong so he quickly added, "I think my best friend goes to the same place!"
"What of it?"
"I heard that you want to join him in that school? Well, I want to go see my best friend there was well!" Toris said with a determined voice.
Natalia scoffed. "And they call me insane. Are you out of your mind? Sneaking in there takes a lot! That place is expensive! They won't just let anyone in, you know?"
"I know that. Which is why I'm here. Will you help me?"
This time, Natalia burst out laughing. "And why would I want to help you? Yea, you had some guts coming here to talk with me, but I can get there just fine."
"Ahem, you're a girl. I don't think you can get in that easily." Natalia twitched at this fact. "But I can help. Anyone's bound to see that you're a girl unless you have an accomplice to cover everything up."
"As if! I can do everything just fine! All I need to do is cut my hair short, wear guy clothes and no one would ever notice!" She protested and Toris realized that that might be true.
"They could still find out in the school." Toris urged. It wasn't very convincing, but it bought him time to think of another reason. "I mean, if they room with you, they'll find out for sure. And what if you go to the bathroom and someone walks in on you or something?"
The last part made Natalia think for a bit. "And besides, having a traveling companion makes things better." Toris added.
After a long silence as Natalia considered the possibility, she sighed. "Tell me, have you ever watched Soviet spy movies?"
--
"I'm like, not a girl." Feliks said as he dropped his stuff off at the room Yao and Arthur had shared. "But I agree in every aspect of not having to room with Gilbert anymore! LIKE, THANK YOU SO MUCH!" He said as he hugged both Arthur and Yao.
"No, its no big deal, aru. Just glad to help, aru." Yao said when Feliks released his grip. "I really understand the situation, aru."
"I'm not a girl."
"And I under stand the situation, aru." Feliks could tell from the Asian's grin that he wasn't going to believe the fact that he wasn't a girl.
"Alright, I guess I'll move to that git's room now." Arthur said, rolling his suitcase down the hall. Even from where they were they could hear the two starting to argue already ("Why do I have to share a room with this stick up the ass?" "Shut the hell up, git! Its not like I bloody want to!").
"I totally feel sorry for Kirkland."
Yao giggled. Feliks could tell why people thought he was a girl. "I wouldn't really, aru." Yao said as he walked towards the kitchen. "I'm thinking of making a snack. How does dog meat sound?"
Feliks made a face at that. "Um, no thanks, I like, have to unpack. I'll like, go and put my stuff down in my like, new room, ok? And will totally start doing my homework, so no thanks." He said before hurrying to what used to be Arthur's room.
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--
Toris never expected that Natalia's question would have him wind up climbing down the side of his house using the vines growing near his windows. But as much as Toris tried to convince her, she refused to let any adults know. So she ordered him to go home, pack a week's worth of clothes and take all the money he had. Now she was several feet below him, waiting impatiently for him to get down already. Sheesh, she sure has high standards... He thought when he heard a sudden tune come from his jeans pocket. "EEP!" He shrieked and fell down into the bushes. The tune continued to play and he heard his parents stir from the living room.
"Iдыёт!!" Natalia whispered. "Turn off your cell phone!"
"Yea, yea, I got it..." Toris said nervously as he hurried to shut it off without checking the message. He figured Natalia would have his head if he dwindled on it.
"Your parents are wondering about the noise! Get up!" And before he let Toris respond, she pulled the boy up and started running down the street. Rather, she was running, Toris was just tripping over his own feet trying to catch up with her.
--
Wow, this part ended up being so long @A@;;
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Cold war spy movies for the win! Natalia is quickly becoming my favorite character in this fic!
Also the "I" in idiot seems to have uncyrillified itself, "И"
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