[Lithuania/Poland] Never Saw it Coming [3b/?]
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May 13 2010, 21:34:33 UTC
"No, why?"
"I heard there was this really hot girl."
"Really? What lunch period does she have?"
"...This one, I believe. But there's something else too--"
Toris didn't hear what the boy said afterwards because a girl suddenly jumped onto the table top while holding a knife. And while Toris did find her pretty, he did not like how sharp that knife looked. "Tch. This security has nothing on Soviet spies." She mumbled before jumping off the table and running away from a few of the school's security guards.
"Is that her...?" One of the boys asked. "She's... She's carrying a knife!"
"Yea, I noticed. She's pretty much classified as insane. I heard that in her math class, she announced that she was going to run away from home and join her brother at that expensive boys boarding school."
Toris perked up at that statement and listened to their conversation more closely. But unfortunately, the two boy's subject drifted elsewhere soon afterwards. Toris didn't care that much, though, he had a goal now: sneak into Feliks's school. And the first part of the plan was to talk to that scary girl.
--
Feliks dived for the ball. The rest of the boys snickered. This would be his tenth miss during the whole period. Gilbert smirked at him from the other side of the net. He had deliberately hit the ball so he'd miss. Feliks glared back as a response. He was not going to give up this easily.
"Idiota, next time, remember that there are other people playing and can probably do a lot better than you!" Romano said with a scowl. "Our team is losing thanks to you thinking you should get all the shots!"
"Shut up! I like, wasn't the one who totally couldn't even get the ball over the net!" Feliks retorted.
"Oi! I don't care if the teacher assigned you to our team, I really want you to leave!" Romano yelled. "I think everyone agrees with me too!" The rest of their team muttered in agreement.
"What?! I--"
"Łukasiewicz!" Arthur called from the entrance of the gym. "Sorry, Madame, but can we borrow Feliks Łukasiewicz?"
"Pppft... Did he just say Madame?" Alfred said with a laugh and Arthur gave him a glare.
"Alright, he's not doing much anyways." The teacher responded. "But, Mr. Vargas? I thought you went to the bathroom?" She asked suspiciously.
"Ve...I uh...did. A-And then Kirkland wanted to see me in his office."
"I see. Hurry up and finish whatever your business is. Mr. Łukasiewicz!" Feliks muttered something about the pronunciation before walking over to them. "Class would end soon anyways. Why don't you get changed before going with them? The rest of you resume play."
--
"You know, we don't have to talk with a wall of lockers between us." Feliks said as he pulled his shirt down. "I mean, I like, don't mind changing in front of you!"
"N-No! It is most improper for us to do such a thing." Arthur called over and Feliks gave a confused look to the lockers.
--
"Wow! I like, love these chairs! They're so like, comfy!" Feliks said as he bounced a bit in one of the arm chairs. "You really like, get an office all to youself just cause you're like, the student council president?"
"Yes, I do. Now let's talk about why we're here." Arthur said, clearing his throat. "I understand the problem."
"...What problem?"
"Ve~ Its ok Feliks. One of my friends went through the same thing." Feliciano said encouragingly.
Feliks gave them a puzzled smile. "What are you guys like, talking about?" "Its alright. You can trust us. We won't turn you over to the authorities or anything because unlike last time, this is a situation we can control."
"Am I like, in some sort of trouble...?"
"Ve. I remembered what happened to Elizabeta. Got exposed in the hallways."
"Who is Elizabeta?" Feliks asked. "Like, why in the world did you call me down here? I find there to be like, no point in this conversation!"
Arthur sighed. He has really hoped they'd earn Feliks trust enough that he would say it himself. "Feliks. We understand that you're a girl."
"I heard there was this really hot girl."
"Really? What lunch period does she have?"
"...This one, I believe. But there's something else too--"
Toris didn't hear what the boy said afterwards because a girl suddenly jumped onto the table top while holding a knife. And while Toris did find her pretty, he did not like how sharp that knife looked. "Tch. This security has nothing on Soviet spies." She mumbled before jumping off the table and running away from a few of the school's security guards.
"Is that her...?" One of the boys asked. "She's... She's carrying a knife!"
"Yea, I noticed. She's pretty much classified as insane. I heard that in her math class, she announced that she was going to run away from home and join her brother at that expensive boys boarding school."
Toris perked up at that statement and listened to their conversation more closely. But unfortunately, the two boy's subject drifted elsewhere soon afterwards. Toris didn't care that much, though, he had a goal now: sneak into Feliks's school. And the first part of the plan was to talk to that scary girl.
--
Feliks dived for the ball. The rest of the boys snickered. This would be his tenth miss during the whole period. Gilbert smirked at him from the other side of the net. He had deliberately hit the ball so he'd miss. Feliks glared back as a response. He was not going to give up this easily.
"Idiota, next time, remember that there are other people playing and can probably do a lot better than you!" Romano said with a scowl. "Our team is losing thanks to you thinking you should get all the shots!"
"Shut up! I like, wasn't the one who totally couldn't even get the ball over the net!" Feliks retorted.
"Oi! I don't care if the teacher assigned you to our team, I really want you to leave!" Romano yelled. "I think everyone agrees with me too!" The rest of their team muttered in agreement.
"What?! I--"
"Łukasiewicz!" Arthur called from the entrance of the gym. "Sorry, Madame, but can we borrow Feliks Łukasiewicz?"
"Pppft... Did he just say Madame?" Alfred said with a laugh and Arthur gave him a glare.
"Alright, he's not doing much anyways." The teacher responded. "But, Mr. Vargas? I thought you went to the bathroom?" She asked suspiciously.
"Ve...I uh...did. A-And then Kirkland wanted to see me in his office."
"I see. Hurry up and finish whatever your business is. Mr. Łukasiewicz!" Feliks muttered something about the pronunciation before walking over to them. "Class would end soon anyways. Why don't you get changed before going with them? The rest of you resume play."
--
"You know, we don't have to talk with a wall of lockers between us." Feliks said as he pulled his shirt down. "I mean, I like, don't mind changing in front of you!"
"N-No! It is most improper for us to do such a thing." Arthur called over and Feliks gave a confused look to the lockers.
--
"Wow! I like, love these chairs! They're so like, comfy!" Feliks said as he bounced a bit in one of the arm chairs. "You really like, get an office all to youself just cause you're like, the student council president?"
"Yes, I do. Now let's talk about why we're here." Arthur said, clearing his throat. "I understand the problem."
"...What problem?"
"Ve~ Its ok Feliks. One of my friends went through the same thing." Feliciano said encouragingly.
Feliks gave them a puzzled smile. "What are you guys like, talking about?"
"Its alright. You can trust us. We won't turn you over to the authorities or anything because unlike last time, this is a situation we can control."
"Am I like, in some sort of trouble...?"
"Ve. I remembered what happened to Elizabeta. Got exposed in the hallways."
"Who is Elizabeta?" Feliks asked. "Like, why in the world did you call me down here? I find there to be like, no point in this conversation!"
Arthur sighed. He has really hoped they'd earn Feliks trust enough that he would say it himself. "Feliks. We understand that you're a girl."
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*sobs*
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I'm glad to see the fem cast of hetalia incorporated in general! This ony makes for more outrageous circumstances!
f5
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Still, it's so awesome and funny XD Please continue! I can't wait to see Feliks's reaction!
Poor Feliks, I also suck at volleyball.
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