Re: Wired Differently (16/?)
anonymous
April 25 2010, 08:11:43 UTC
Canada knows I love him. He’s still here. He probably loves me, too.
That, or he’s deep enough I can convince him.
Oh America, sweetheart. <3
You know, I think it's probably obvious to all (even America), but Canada's consideration for his lover is so amazingly loving and matter-of-fact. I'm not sure if it's more adorable or hot, really. Don't laugh at meeeeee, ladies, consideration for your partner is always hot. *_*
And America still thinking of it this way is amazing: America takes a deep breath, and on its end, Canada fills him completely. <3
You know, America's list of reasons for loving Canada is just -- I dunno, awesome and quirky and in-character all on its own, I guess? -- but that last reason just kills me. It's so damn funny, and part of it is that it just rings true. We love the ones we love because they're themselves and no other; he loves Canada because Canada is Canada. ♥
... I'm feeling too happy to worry about it right now or ever!, but technically I should probably feel more corrupt about reading this sentence: “Easy,” says Canada quietly, fingering more lube into his brother with an audible squelch. Damn, I love this fandom. ♥ Even though your awesome is making me not want to go to sleep, anon orz
... Anon above me, are you the one you just rec'd me "General Relativity"? <3 And can I steal the term UET, pretty please? :D?
Re: Wired Differently (16/?)
anonymous
April 25 2010, 08:45:28 UTC
Oh I'm a very open pervert. It's just that others are usually shy of the open-pervertedness so I'll keep it to myself. ;D *doesn't suppose anyone saw that de-annon*
Re: Wired Differently (16/?)
anonymous
April 25 2010, 08:57:39 UTC
Stealth!pervert? Perhaps. o/
Oh come on, who am I kidding. I de-annoned my furry shota fic. I'm no stealth anything. But no one I actually know uses livejournal, so... PERVERT AWAY~!
I'm jealous of those people who make anon accounts so they don't have to log in and out and do the "moar options" thing all the time.
Re: Wired Differently (16/?)
anonymous
April 25 2010, 09:03:55 UTC
Okay. I'm laughing my ass off over here at the sudden realization that "the thing" is now so well-known that everyone knows what they're talking about when it's mentioned.
Re: Wired Differently (16/?)
anonymous
April 25 2010, 09:08:17 UTC
I have no clue if they are against the rules or not. The rules state to stay anonymous in the spirit of the kink!meme, but I'm not sure if that applies to an anonymous account?
*scratches head*
And... er... "The Thing" is like a fucking machine. Except it's hand held, made for women, has flailing little tentacles for a stimulator, thrusts and gyrates, comes in multiple shocking fluorescent colors, and lights up like a strobe light when turned on.
Re: Wired Differently (16/?)
anonymous
April 25 2010, 09:16:12 UTC
I will investigate the rules then, I think. Or ask, maybe. But it just took five minutes to create anon account, so it might be worth it if they allow it. *shifty eyes*
Yup, that's the Thing I was thinking of! ;D I've never seen one that lights up before (What the hell, creator, is your lover's vagina a landing strip, or are you just pleasing her at a rave?), but I have seen various toys with so many functions it's mind-boggling. Add enough functions and it's eventually going to become hard to operate by yourself. Or are ladies that much better at thinking clearly during sex? I don't even know. whyamisogay
Re: Wired Differently (16/?)
anonymous
April 25 2010, 09:24:05 UTC
... Wired Differently!America is VERY UPSET THAT THIS IS ONLY FOR WOMEN.
It even gyrates. And lights up like a strobe light? That is so awesome.
Writer!anon woefully wishes she still had a girlfriend to use it on. Still, at the very least, I think the world is 0.4% a better place for having it. Yes.
Re: Wired Differently (16/?)
anonymous
April 25 2010, 09:28:49 UTC
... Wired Differently!America is VERY UPSET THAT THIS IS ONLY FOR WOMEN.
...I used it on shota!rabbit Canada. You just have to make sure the stimulator doesn't get jammed somewhere or get in the way somehow.
Oh my gosh, I think you're the only person I've found who finds that alluring. I'm serious. It freaked everyone else out! Hahahaaa, but, it freaked me out too when I first saw it (Randomly on a late night infomercial hosted by conservatively dressed women selling sex toys. It was very misleading.).
*has a new found kink for sex machines that this anon never knew she had*
That, or he’s deep enough I can convince him.
Oh America, sweetheart. <3
You know, I think it's probably obvious to all (even America), but Canada's consideration for his lover is so amazingly loving and matter-of-fact. I'm not sure if it's more adorable or hot, really. Don't laugh at meeeeee, ladies, consideration for your partner is always hot. *_*
And America still thinking of it this way is amazing: America takes a deep breath, and on its end, Canada fills him completely. <3
You know, America's list of reasons for loving Canada is just -- I dunno, awesome and quirky and in-character all on its own, I guess? -- but that last reason just kills me. It's so damn funny, and part of it is that it just rings true. We love the ones we love because they're themselves and no other; he loves Canada because Canada is Canada. ♥
... I'm feeling too happy to worry about it right now or ever!, but technically I should probably feel more corrupt about reading this sentence: “Easy,” says Canada quietly, fingering more lube into his brother with an audible squelch. Damn, I love this fandom. ♥ Even though your awesome is making me not want to go to sleep, anon orz
... Anon above me, are you the one you just rec'd me "General Relativity"? <3 And can I steal the term UET, pretty please? :D?
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No, I'm the third wheel of that particular conversation. I seconded the recommendation. And yes, you may. xD
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*steals your term~* <3
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I didn't see the de-anon, but that was epic timing1
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Oh come on, who am I kidding. I de-annoned my furry shota fic. I'm no stealth anything. But no one I actually know uses livejournal, so... PERVERT AWAY~!
I'm jealous of those people who make anon accounts so they don't have to log in and out and do the "moar options" thing all the time.
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... I should have thought of an anon account myself. Assuming that's not against the rules. >_>
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FFFFFFF-
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Recaptcha just gave me "the cuddles" during on a fucking machine thread wtf
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Interjecting because I really am curious - does anyone know if an anon account is against the rules? They're terribly clever.
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*scratches head*
And... er... "The Thing" is like a fucking machine. Except it's hand held, made for women, has flailing little tentacles for a stimulator, thrusts and gyrates, comes in multiple shocking fluorescent colors, and lights up like a strobe light when turned on.
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Yup, that's the Thing I was thinking of! ;D I've never seen one that lights up before (What the hell, creator, is your lover's vagina a landing strip, or are you just pleasing her at a rave?), but I have seen various toys with so many functions it's mind-boggling. Add enough functions and it's eventually going to become hard to operate by yourself. Or are ladies that much better at thinking clearly during sex? I don't even know. whyamisogay
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I was thinking along the lines of just stringing the woman using the thing up on the ceiling to provide mood lighting for the room or something.
/shot
Oooh good luck with an anon account, then! I hope it's allowed. I know I see them around.
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It even gyrates. And lights up like a strobe light? That is so awesome.
Writer!anon woefully wishes she still had a girlfriend to use it on. Still, at the very least, I think the world is 0.4% a better place for having it. Yes.
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...I used it on shota!rabbit Canada. You just have to make sure the stimulator doesn't get jammed somewhere or get in the way somehow.
Oh my gosh, I think you're the only person I've found who finds that alluring. I'm serious. It freaked everyone else out! Hahahaaa, but, it freaked me out too when I first saw it (Randomly on a late night infomercial hosted by conservatively dressed women selling sex toys. It was very misleading.).
*has a new found kink for sex machines that this anon never knew she had*
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W-would you happen to have a photo of the thing? I am now very curious. o.o
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