Humorous mini-fill
anonymous
June 5 2010, 22:16:13 UTC
America's cell phone began vibrating like mad, flashing lights directing into his eyes. Groaning, America groped for the phone, keeping his eyes clenched shut the entire time.
"...H'llo?"
"MERICA!" England slurred across the line. "Hah! Bet ya didn't... *hiccup* bet ya didn't expect me!"
America mumbled something incoherent in response.
"I'm jus' callin' to tell yoooo -- it's OVER between us!" England shook his fist righteously as he said this, as though America could see it over the phone connection. "I don't love you anymorrrrrre," the last word trailed off as hot tears began falling from England's eyes. He doubled over, sobbing into his shirt. "You don't mean anythin' to me, ya big wanker."
"..."
"MERICA!" England shouted again, outraged. "Did you fall asleep on me?!"
A soft plop as the phone slid to the floor, England's tinny voice chattering away through the speaker. America had almost dozed off again when Argentina rolled over next to him, yawned kittenishly, and asked, "Who was that calling at this time of night."
America shrugged his shoulders. "Some Swedish telemarketer, I guess."
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reCAPTCHA: 'algeria requirement' Obviously Algeria should've been America's bedmate here instead of Argentina. ;)
"...H'llo?"
"MERICA!" England slurred across the line. "Hah! Bet ya didn't... *hiccup* bet ya didn't expect me!"
America mumbled something incoherent in response.
"I'm jus' callin' to tell yoooo -- it's OVER between us!" England shook his fist righteously as he said this, as though America could see it over the phone connection. "I don't love you anymorrrrrre," the last word trailed off as hot tears began falling from England's eyes. He doubled over, sobbing into his shirt. "You don't mean anythin' to me, ya big wanker."
"..."
"MERICA!" England shouted again, outraged. "Did you fall asleep on me?!"
A soft plop as the phone slid to the floor, England's tinny voice chattering away through the speaker. America had almost dozed off again when Argentina rolled over next to him, yawned kittenishly, and asked, "Who was that calling at this time of night."
America shrugged his shoulders. "Some Swedish telemarketer, I guess."
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reCAPTCHA: 'algeria requirement' Obviously Algeria should've been America's bedmate here instead of Argentina. ;)
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/election-2010/7713131/Barack-Obama-reaffirms-special-relationship-as-he-calls-David-Cameron.html
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Also re: fill -- I laughed. Nice little drabble.
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