What the Kids are Callin' it These Days (2/2)
anonymous
May 20 2010, 07:09:40 UTC
“These gentlemen have decided the Special Relationship is no longer beneficial to the United Kingdom.” A few men stepped back at the sheer contempt pouring off Mr. Kirkland. His eyelids fluttered a moment later and he glared wordlessly at America for ruining a perfectly good intimidation with the movement of his hand. The younger nation kissed apologetically at England’s jawline and the glare dropped by increments.
“And so…?” England asked his boss, irritated. The fingers running possessively through America’s hair said there had better be a damn good explanation or the country of England might personally revolt.
“So they’ve decided to call the relationship unique instead.”
America’s face broke into a wide grin and he shot the prime minister a thumbs-up. “Sweet! That works, right, babe?” he asked England. A roll of the hips followed his question and England dropped his head to America’s shoulder, ordering the politicians out of his office in a disturbingly breathy tone.
They took the order gladly and cleared out in seconds. The door shut and the hallway was filled with awkward silence. Murmurs of disbelief had only just started up when there was a slam that shook the door from inside. A succession of panted moans filtered through the door (America…more…Alfred!) and the entire structure began shaking in a rhythmic, obvious pattern.
A few concerned men eyed the door nervously, worry for their country visible on their faces.
“It’s best to leave it, gentlemen,” the prime minister advised. “They’ll settle down once they’ve finished reaffirming international relations.” He began leading them away, almost laughing at how devotedly one man was covering his ears. “’Unique’ was the term you wanted, yes?”
--- ...because it's not much of a statement when all they did was go from 'special' to 'unique'.
Forgot to put (1/2) on the first one, whoops! Hopefully this'll entertain someone, despite being a written-at-two-AM story.
Re: Anon. I love you.
anonymous
May 20 2010, 08:26:41 UTC
Sadly, I didn't write the one you're talking about. But I loved it and it's sorta part of my head canon now, so it weasled its way into the story anyway. Hope the writer doesn't mind! D:
Re: What the Kids are Callin' it These Days (2/2)
anonymous
May 20 2010, 08:26:58 UTC
God, this is funny as hell. I thought Brown's internal monologue was going to be the funniest part, but then Brown just threw his MPs under the bus by telling England that it was their fault. A+, Brown.
I love everything about this fill; finally, another one to add to my "funny as hell" folder. XD
Captcha says "applaud place"; I'm not sure if it's applauding you, anon, or England and America. But either way, good job!
This was hilariousXDXDXDXD Also, it made me strangely sad that Brown is now gone from the UK government. That man had so much history and headaches with these two...
If I walked in this, I certainly wouldn't be thinking about leaving, let alone gladly...
goddammit... i'm supposed to follow THAT?
anonymous
May 21 2010, 03:17:15 UTC
ah, that was lovely!
they're... mighty unconcerned that they've been interrupted, aren't they? and Brown seems to be quick to get over it as well... has this happened before? XD
although it made my heart sink, because the one i'm working on may not measure up... (American!anon has never seen British press conference [they're probably the same, but anon is a perfectionist] and only a sketchy idea of what MPs do. THIS BOTHERS HEEEEER!!!)
so yeah... i like it, but damn you for raising the bar.
“And so…?” England asked his boss, irritated. The fingers running possessively through America’s hair said there had better be a damn good explanation or the country of England might personally revolt.
“So they’ve decided to call the relationship unique instead.”
America’s face broke into a wide grin and he shot the prime minister a thumbs-up. “Sweet! That works, right, babe?” he asked England. A roll of the hips followed his question and England dropped his head to America’s shoulder, ordering the politicians out of his office in a disturbingly breathy tone.
They took the order gladly and cleared out in seconds. The door shut and the hallway was filled with awkward silence. Murmurs of disbelief had only just started up when there was a slam that shook the door from inside. A succession of panted moans filtered through the door (America…more…Alfred!) and the entire structure began shaking in a rhythmic, obvious pattern.
A few concerned men eyed the door nervously, worry for their country visible on their faces.
“It’s best to leave it, gentlemen,” the prime minister advised. “They’ll settle down once they’ve finished reaffirming international relations.” He began leading them away, almost laughing at how devotedly one man was covering his ears. “’Unique’ was the term you wanted, yes?”
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...because it's not much of a statement when all they did was go from 'special' to 'unique'.
Forgot to put (1/2) on the first one, whoops!
Hopefully this'll entertain someone, despite being a written-at-two-AM story.
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Haha. Godd job here anon. ♥
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Glad you liked it!
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http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/4567.html?thread=6294999#t6294999
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I love everything about this fill; finally, another one to add to my "funny as hell" folder. XD
Captcha says "applaud place"; I'm not sure if it's applauding you, anon, or England and America. But either way, good job!
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I think I would love you forever and offer to do whatever fill you want if this happened!
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The awkward, it's so hilarious. XD
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---> collecting fics that fit into this universe.. <3
recaptcha: is claimed --> why, captcha! how clever of you~! >D
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Also, it made me strangely sad that Brown is now gone from the UK government. That man had so much history and headaches with these two...
If I walked in this, I certainly wouldn't be thinking about leaving, let alone gladly...
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I also thought that you wrote about the makeout session. XD
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This is so worth it. Absolutely love the fill to bits! *continues laughing*
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they're... mighty unconcerned that they've been interrupted, aren't they?
and Brown seems to be quick to get over it as well... has this happened before? XD
although it made my heart sink, because the one i'm working on may not measure up... (American!anon has never seen British press conference [they're probably the same, but anon is a perfectionist] and only a sketchy idea of what MPs do. THIS BOTHERS HEEEEER!!!)
so yeah... i like it, but damn you for raising the bar.
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