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Gunther Lovi [1/2] anonymous April 4 2010, 09:44:40 UTC
Aaaaaghasdfasd... sorry if this wasn't what OP was looking for orz

I wrote this all at once, grinning like an idiot the entire time. I'm hoping it has a similar effect on you, reader!anons.

Okay, so maybe it wasn't a squirrel that had peed the sheets that one time when Romano was little. But there was absolutely nothing wrong with that! Bed wetting was a perfectly normal habit, especially in young children! It... it kept their bladders from exploding at night, didn't it? See, it was actually useful! And Romano knew for a fact that he wasn't the only one who had experienced that at least once in his childhood; there had been that one time when Veneciano had to wake up Grandpa Rome because of it... oh, wait, that time it actually was a squirrel. Dammit.

Besides, it wasn't like bed wetting was the worst habit anyone could have. In fact, Romano knew of a certain Spanish idiot who suffered from something even more embarrassing.

Every night, even when he was a little kid, Romano could always hear Spain's voice at around midnight. At first this had freaked him out (holy crap Spain died and now he was a ghost) but after a while he figured out that it was not a ghost at all, but a very weird habit. It seemed that Spain... well, instead of talking in his sleep, he sang. And it wasn't just when he was stressed or angry or having a wet dream, oh, no. It. Happened. Every. Single. Night. He was loud, too; sometimes it would keep Romano up almost all night. And he wonders why I'm so grumpy if I don't get my nap.

Now that Veneciano had started bringing that potato bastard over to their house, Romano noticed himself retreating to Spain's place even more often than usual, meaning that he would usually spend the day there. It wasn't like Spain minded; in fact, he was positively thrilled to have his former charge back at his house "just like old times" (which it completely wasn't) but he hadn't even bothered to try and correct his old habits, meaning that Romano had to suffer through endless attempts to get him into a maid dress, constant glomps from behind, and everywhere he went, he swore that he could hear a "fusosososo". The only reason he kept going back was because he figured that at least this was better than being around the stupid Kraut. (Not because he liked Spain or anything... because he didn't. Really.)

So when Veneciano declared that morning that Germany was coming over for a "sleepover", Romano knew where he would be spending the night. And that was the only reason why he was lying in bed with Spain right now. That, and also because his old boss had refused to let him sleep on the floor.

It was around one o'clock when Romano was woken up by Spain's sleep-singing.

"La, la la la, la la la," he was mumbling before turning over on his side again. Well, at least Romano was lucky this time; at least he had picked a song without words-

"Lovi... you touch my tralala..." Spain breathed. "Ooh... my ding-ding-dong..."

What the hell, was all that Romano could think of as Spain continued to sing. This was beyond weird. Spain was freaking serenading him in his sleep-

No, no, nononono. This was not serenading; this was mindless and meaningless indulgence in a sleeping disorder. There was no reason why Spain would ever serenade him; why would he even want him to?

"Deep in the night, I'm looking for some fun," Spain continued, his eyes never opening once. Why... why did he sound so... seductive all of a sudden? Wait, no, no, not seductive, this was Spain he was talking about, and seductive definitely did NOT describe him.

Even if he was the country of the world's best lovers. But-

"Lovino... I'm looking for some love." And at that point, Spain suddenly grabbed Romano and pulled him close, almost like a hug, but this felt much different, much more intimate, even if the hugger was asleep and the huggee did not consent to this at all. The potato bastard might have been better than this, actually. Somehow, the thought felt wrong in Romano's mind; he chalked it up to comparing Spain with that macho potato.

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Gunther Lovi [2/2] anonymous April 4 2010, 09:46:53 UTC
"You tease me, oh please me, I want you to be my lovetoy... mngh." Romano felt Spain's head move into the crook of his neck, and he leaned into it, not because he had secretly wanted this to happen, but because he figured that if he tried to break free, it would wake the idiot up, so there wasn't really any point in struggling. That, and he was too tired to resist.

Spain really was killing the mood, though; couldn't his subconscious have picked a more... he didn't know, a more serious song? Granted, he was making it sound like the sexiest thing ever... what? Where the hell did that thought come from!? Romano was tired; yeah, the lack of sleep was making him delirious. That was it.

"Come near me, don't fear me..." Why would I be afraid of you, of all people? "I just can't get enough of you, Lovi."

It was starting to freak Romano out that Spain kept sticking his name in the lyrics. And this was his subconscious speaking... er, singing. So... did that mean that Spain...

If he wasn't so irrational from being woken up at one in the morning, Romano would never have tried this. But, since that was the case, he decided to conduct a little experiment.

"...deepinthenightI'mlookingforsomefun," he mumbled, waiting to see what Spain would do. His reaction was immediate; the older nation moaned with pleasure and added, "Oh, you touch my tralala..." He paused, probably waiting for Romano to finish.

Oh, why the hell not. Romano would play along for now, even if he DIDN'T mean anything. Really. "Mmm... my... uh, ding-ding-dong, I guess..." It sounded so stupid, but at least it seemed to make Spain happy. Even if he wasn't technically awake.

"La, la la la, la la la," they harmonized, and Romano started to get rather into the song. Okay, he would have preferred if Spain had picked something a little less ridiculous, but this worked. No, he was not getting very aroused by hearing Spain's voice so close to his ear, and he certainly did not enjoy the feeling of his hot breath against the side of his face. And the only reason he was scooting closer to him was because the window was open, letting the cold air in, and, well, the blankets just weren't cutting it for him.

Romano didn't know who initiated the kiss, and at this point, he really didn't care. It wasn't chaste like the ones that Spain had showered him with when he was little; oh, no. There was passion, lots of it, and in the back of his mind, Romano felt a little bad about taking advantage of his former boss when he wasn't even awake... but this thought was quashed along with everything else when Spain's eyes flew open.

"Cazzo," Romano cursed, pulling back before Spain could figure out what was going on and turning over on his side so that he wouldn't have to face him. His face was going red, he could feel it. There was no way that he would be able to talk to him now.

"Mphfaaa... is it morning already?" Spain yawned, and then noticed that Romano was literally hiding under the blankets. How cute! "Are you awake yet, Romano?"

"...shudafuguph," was the Italian's muffled response. Spain smiled to himself before pulling back the sheets, revealing a mortified Romano. "Aww, your face is so red! Like a-"

"If you say I look like a tomato, I'm gonna kill you," Romano growled, still not believing what he had just done, oh dear God.

"... hey, Romano..."

"The hell do you want?" Romano suddenly felt himself being lifted up and pulled towards Spain's chest, too shocked to resist.

"Didn't we leave something unfinished?" the older nation purred into Romano's ear before attacking his mouth once again.

That night, Romano found out what it was like to have his ding-ding-dong touched. And, even though he would never say it out loud, he enjoyed it immensely.

Oh, his boss was going to be so pissed.

I hate the character limit so much.

Captcha: Yoris elopes. Spain and Romano might just have to, Captcha.

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Re: Gunther Lovi [2/2] anonymous April 4 2010, 10:21:07 UTC
The whole thing was hilarious but this:

That night, Romano found out what it was like to have his ding-ding-dong touched

had me in stitches.

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Re: Gunther Lovi [2/2] anonymous April 4 2010, 12:09:45 UTC
Oh my god, Anon XD YOu had me snort-laughing all the way through, especially after listening to the actual song. Spain should totally have picked a better song, although it might not uh, have lead to Romano finally knowing what it felt like to have his ding-ding-dong touched, pfffffft XD

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Re: Gunther Lovi [2/2] anonymous April 4 2010, 15:55:43 UTC
OP here!
Thank you!!! This is one of my first requests and I can't believe it got filled! OMG! 8D

This was amazing! And don't worry, this was exactly what I was looking for. I burst out laughing and frightened my boyfriend who was sitting next to me. XD

I absolutely loved how Lovi kinda attempts to sing back to Antonio in bed. Mmm... the thought of them cuddling is so cute. And it's just like Spain to make ridiculous things insanely sexy, isn't it?
Thank you again OP! -bows-

Captcha: the recovers... yes, I'm still recovering from laughing like an idiot. XD

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Re: Gunther Lovi [2/2] anonymous April 4 2010, 17:53:41 UTC
I didn't just grin while reading this, I think I laughed at about every line! Awesome.

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Re: Gunther Lovi [2/2] anonymous April 4 2010, 18:31:14 UTC
*snort*

Oh, you weren't the only one grinning the whole time, my friend. That was delicious and hilarious and definitely made me feel better about my day. <3

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Re: Gunther Lovi [2/2] anonymous April 4 2010, 18:34:10 UTC
*snort*

Oh, you weren't the only one grinning like an idiot, my friend. This was delicious and absolutely hilarious at the same time. It definitely made me feel better about my day. <3

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Author!anon here anonymous April 4 2010, 22:24:46 UTC
Okay, wow, I did not expect so many people to comment on this O_O

I just... thank you so much, anons! I'm glad that you liked it; when I was writing this, I kept thinking, "Oh my God, my fill is so cracky and why do they feel so OOC and I HAVE THE DING DONG SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD WTF" so it makes me very happy to see that you guys thought it was funny.

Now, it's in my headcanon that Spain sings in his sleep.

... sorry if that made no sense OTL

Captcha: tritest tomatoes. You're right, Captcha; they are somehow involved in almost every single Spamano fic ever.

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Re: Gunther Lovi [2/2] anonymous April 4 2010, 23:56:42 UTC
is this my ongoing misfire fill anon

If I'd been eating something, I'm pretty sure I would have choked while reading this. What the hell, they even harmonize. How is this so awesome.

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Author!anon anonymous April 5 2010, 01:35:47 UTC
... YOU FOUND ME D8 *glomps*

Yes, they harmonize. All we need is the rest of the Bad Touch Trio and they could do a barbershop quartet. XD

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Re: Author!anon anonymous April 5 2010, 14:25:28 UTC
I feel like you'd be more likely to check here than back at the misfire fill, so PSST YOU HAVE SOME PRIVACY SETTINGS ON THAT WON'T LET ME MESSAGE YOU BACK.

Captcha likes this idea: cocoas harmonica.

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Re: Author!anon anonymous April 5 2010, 18:36:26 UTC
... okay, I just on biggest n00b of the year award *changes settings* I think it should work now

Apparently Captcha thinks that India doesn't: Indian shames.

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Re: Gunther Lovi [2/2] anonymous April 16 2010, 02:37:05 UTC
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I love you for that last line, I really do.
/dies <3
CAPTCHA - their masseur. fitting with the ding ding dong theme...|D

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