Salt and Lime 1/1
anonymous
March 5 2010, 16:18:29 UTC
He’d tried nearly everything. Beer, it didn’t work (thought that was probably because it was the nasty watered down stuff America called “beer”); hell he’d even tried real beer, but that hadn’t worked either. There was wine, again this didn’t work and he felt like that frog attempting to seduce someone when he gave the younger nation wine. Vodka, it hadn’t worked either, though this he was most reluctant in giving his former colony (seeing how it made England himself rather violent). Whiskey, well America had taken a sip and said it was too nasty and had just gone back to his watered down beer. He’d tried nearly everything and nearly every single brand… yet it wielded no results. It was impossible to get America drunk. That was until he’d discovered tequila.
“It’s fun.” the older nation had said as they sat at a bar after yet another meeting.
America sniffed the gold tinted liquid then scrunched his nose up turning his head away, “It smells horrible.” He took a sip, “And tastes nasty!”
“That’s because you’re doing it wrong you idiot.” He failed to mention that he’d messed up when trying to do shots the first time and times after that until America’s older sister Mexico had taught him how to do it the proper way. “Lick the back of your hand, sprinkle the salt on the back of your hand lick it, throw back the shot then bite the lime.” England then demonstrated this.
America looked hesitant but tried it anyway. He quickly shook his head from side to side, “Whoa!” was all he said and looked at his former guardian beaming, “That was… can I do it again?”
“Go ahead.”
Quite a few shots later for America (and none more for the other nation) he was drunk completely and thoroughly drunk. England was wearing a huge grin, for the first time he’d finally won.
“It’s fun.” the older nation had said as they sat at a bar after yet another meeting.
America sniffed the gold tinted liquid then scrunched his nose up turning his head away, “It smells horrible.” He took a sip, “And tastes nasty!”
“That’s because you’re doing it wrong you idiot.” He failed to mention that he’d messed up when trying to do shots the first time and times after that until America’s older sister Mexico had taught him how to do it the proper way. “Lick the back of your hand, sprinkle the salt on the back of your hand lick it, throw back the shot then bite the lime.” England then demonstrated this.
America looked hesitant but tried it anyway. He quickly shook his head from side to side, “Whoa!” was all he said and looked at his former guardian beaming, “That was… can I do it again?”
“Go ahead.”
Quite a few shots later for America (and none more for the other nation) he was drunk completely and thoroughly drunk. England was wearing a huge grin, for the first time he’d finally won.
Reply
... and I kinda want to try tequila now...
Reply
Now all England has to do is introduce America to jello shots and he'll be set. xD
Reply
America doesn't like whiskey? But he makes Jack Daniels for pete's sake.
Reply
Leave a comment