Three Nations and a (very spoiled) Baby [Part 2]
anonymous
January 15 2010, 23:29:56 UTC
After a year or so, the trio had taken a liking to fawning over their son in public and spoiling him rotten, Antonio with toys, Francis with food, and Gilbert with whatever the hell the boy may or may not desire, which included everything from scented soaps to expensive sports cars. (Though the boy only seemed to like Italian models...) While the other nations never liked the idea of a toddler (a very smelly, loud and obnoxious toddler) coming to meetings and formal events, they all forgot this the second they made eye contact with him and realized what an adorable little specimen he really was.
About that time, Antonio and Gilbert had gotten into an argument about the child's middle name, leaving Francis to his own devices and going to ask the other nations about it. When they returned, still undecided, they were met with a house that smelled strongly of...
Oh no. Feuille de Lavande with a touch of cherry blossom. Anyone who had ever been courted by Francis knew that scent. He couldn't have finally moved to the stage where babies were okay for sex too, had he?! It was too early!
Rose petals were scattered around the house, the only light being the candles. Soft music came from the radio, a French woman singing about the love of her life filling the room. They rushed into the living room to find, sure enough, Ludwig, on his belly, on the coffee table, with Francis on top of him.
“FRANCIS!” Gilbert screeched. “What the HELL do you think you're doing!?”
“It's a massage.” He answered, shushing him. “It is for relaxation, finding your center... isn't that right, ma cherie?”
OP!Anon here...
anonymous
January 16 2010, 02:13:34 UTC
Thank you anon! <33 Bad Friends + Baby!HRE= Cuteness... and mostly crack
Now I'm kinda expecting that the story continues until Ludwig is able to speak, walk, etc, growing up and becomes Germany... with those fathers by his side
Re: Three Nations and a (very spoiled) Baby [Part 2]
anonymous
January 16 2010, 02:12:14 UTC
"Gilbert's scream of terror could have been heard for miles around. Somewhere in Russia, Ivan got a sadistic shiver down his spine and went into the next room to jerk off like there was no tomorrow."
About that time, Antonio and Gilbert had gotten into an argument about the child's middle name, leaving Francis to his own devices and going to ask the other nations about it. When they returned, still undecided, they were met with a house that smelled strongly of...
Oh no. Feuille de Lavande with a touch of cherry blossom. Anyone who had ever been courted by Francis knew that scent. He couldn't have finally moved to the stage where babies were okay for sex too, had he?! It was too early!
Rose petals were scattered around the house, the only light being the candles. Soft music came from the radio, a French woman singing about the love of her life filling the room. They rushed into the living room to find, sure enough, Ludwig, on his belly, on the coffee table, with Francis on top of him.
“FRANCIS!” Gilbert screeched. “What the HELL do you think you're doing!?”
“It's a massage.” He answered, shushing him. “It is for relaxation, finding your center... isn't that right, ma cherie?”
“Mrrrhhh...”
“... Does your shirt have to be off too?”
“Oui, it does.”
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reCaptcha. "economic gluttons". I love how canonical recaptcha gets in this meme XD
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... We really need to come up with different terms. We can't all be anon at the same time... imagine the anon family picnic.
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Bad Friends + Baby!HRE= Cuteness... and mostly crack
Now I'm kinda expecting that the story continues until Ludwig is able to speak, walk, etc, growing up and becomes Germany... with those fathers by his side
ReCaptcha: since crossed... what?
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THIS LINE, anon. I LOLed for real.
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...I love these guys. G'job.
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ANON THIS IS VERY FUNNY YOU HAVE THE KNACKKKKK OF WRIITING COMEDDYYY!!! AHHHH ANTONIOOOOOO!!!! HAHAH SPAAIIINNN!! PRUSSIIIAA!!! <33333
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