The Other Brothers 4c/?
anonymous
March 5 2010, 02:40:25 UTC
As cute as this thing is, Dean doesn’t hesitate - he’s got his shotgun up on his shoulder in a heartbeat and Sam’s done the same when -
“Waitstopdon’t!”
Dean makes a startled noise (an incredibly manly noise, not at all like Sam, who screams like a five year old girl), because a hooded figure has literally materialised out of the thin air between them, pushing their guns apart so that they fire harmlessly into some nearby trees.
The guy’s got his back to them, but he suddenly turns around, and they can see that he’s clearly the girly twin from the hotel, even in the dimming dusk light and with the hood of a - Toronto Maple Leafs, seriously? - sweater nearly slipping off his head.
Canadian. Sam totally owes a Dean twenty.
But illogical wagers aside, said Canadian is now looking downright terrified and takes a step back, fully intending on vanishing again when Dean’s years of hitting-people-in-the-head training kick in marvelously, and he slams the barrel of his gun into the side of the guy’s head. The kid is out with one hit, hitting the forest floor, face-down, like a sack of hockey pucks. Dean stares him down, just in case he’s sill conscious.
“Bear’s gone.”
At the sound of Sam’s voice, his head snaps up and indeed, the space where a polar bear was standing just a few moments before is empty. “Shit.”
Castiel takes a step forward and stares into the fog like he’s trying to dissipate it with his mind. “It can’t have far. Should I go after it?”
“Fuck no. You can’t fire a gun, and that thing would tear your head off and use it as a bowling ball before you could get in stabbing range. We’ll find it later,” Dean whips out a pair of handcuffs from Sam-doesn’t-want-to-know-where and cuffs the guy’s hand together, and then zip-ties his feet, for good measure. “Let’s first get the invisible man here back to the motel before he wakes up.”
“Not the motel. If he’s got any powers beyond being able to scare the shit out of people, it’d be safer to bring him to an isolated area,” Sam turns his head towards Castiel. “Cas, could you bring us to a, abandoned house, or factory, or something?”
Castiel nods, but before he can actually do so, Dean growls, “We are not leaving the Impala here.”
Sam tries to stifle a sigh. “We’ll come right back, I promise -“
“No. No fucking way.”
“Dean, he’s already moving.” As if on cue, the prone figure shifts, trying to get into a more comfortable position around the handcuffs.
“Cas, couldn’t you just do your angel mind-trick on him?”
Even under the intense gazes of both Winchester brothers, Castiel doesn’t waver and says, “I’m not sure. I’ve never tried it on an already unconscious subject before.”
Dean takes a very long look at the guy lying on the ground, and then back at Sam.
“Fine. Let’s get this over with.”
As he slings the unconscious body over his shoulder, Sam smiles a little. “She’ll be fine, Dean.”
Re: The Other Brothers 4c/?
anonymous
March 5 2010, 04:36:54 UTC
Oh no, Mattie!!!!
Oh no, Supernatural dudes. I fear, and hope, you get tracked down when England and America remember Canada and try to find him.
:D :D :D
Poor Kumajiro, what is wrong with you? Gone insane? Why don't you try to save your master?!!?? T_T
ahahah, I love the "Toronto Maple Leafs, seriously???" ahahahha! Yay, there are still some hardcore fans of the Maple Leafs despite their now horrible streak. My cool Math teacher has been one for 20 years or something. --> I offer you some internet sweets/donuts/cookies (?) :D :D :D
Re: The Other Brothers 4c/?
anonymous
March 5 2010, 06:09:11 UTC
ok so i've been following this for a while now and i think i need to explain how much i love you for writing this because as bizarre a crossover as it is, you are making it work and writing it well you are keeping true and in character to both canons and i am highly entertained awesome job
Re: The Other Brothers 4c/?
anonymous
March 22 2010, 04:26:03 UTC
This is my new hero. (And this is old news. XD But I've only just got off my ass and said something about it.) The thing with the pie was my hero. I read it to random people who had no idea what I was on about and even they thought it was funny. XDDD
Canadian!Anon is worried about Matt. BE NICE, SAM AND DEAN. He's mostly harmless! We swear!
reCAPTACH: stop spam. read books. post of FF.net I lie. That last bit was all me.
Re: The Other Brothers 4c/?
anonymous
March 25 2010, 19:23:49 UTC
Aw, poor Mattie, getting caught up in stuff all because his brothers can't behave. And poor Kuma, poor, poor Kuma. Anywho, this rocks anon! I hope to see another update soon.
But the Habs fan in me cringed at the Leafs sweater. But I choose to believe he cycles through teams.
Worried!Anon is not OP
anonymous
March 30 2010, 05:52:17 UTC
Please, please tell me this isn't dead. Cuz, the existing parts were so close together... And it's been quite a while... *is paranoid about fills dying*
Pathetic!Anon needs I need this to update like BURNING. Especially after reading the description for this Thurday's episode. SHIT'S FINALLY GONNA HAPPEN. GWAH. *is going to impode from the waiting*
“Waitstopdon’t!”
Dean makes a startled noise (an incredibly manly noise, not at all like Sam, who screams like a five year old girl), because a hooded figure has literally materialised out of the thin air between them, pushing their guns apart so that they fire harmlessly into some nearby trees.
The guy’s got his back to them, but he suddenly turns around, and they can see that he’s clearly the girly twin from the hotel, even in the dimming dusk light and with the hood of a - Toronto Maple Leafs, seriously? - sweater nearly slipping off his head.
Canadian. Sam totally owes a Dean twenty.
But illogical wagers aside, said Canadian is now looking downright terrified and takes a step back, fully intending on vanishing again when Dean’s years of hitting-people-in-the-head training kick in marvelously, and he slams the barrel of his gun into the side of the guy’s head. The kid is out with one hit, hitting the forest floor, face-down, like a sack of hockey pucks. Dean stares him down, just in case he’s sill conscious.
“Bear’s gone.”
At the sound of Sam’s voice, his head snaps up and indeed, the space where a polar bear was standing just a few moments before is empty. “Shit.”
Castiel takes a step forward and stares into the fog like he’s trying to dissipate it with his mind. “It can’t have far. Should I go after it?”
“Fuck no. You can’t fire a gun, and that thing would tear your head off and use it as a bowling ball before you could get in stabbing range. We’ll find it later,” Dean whips out a pair of handcuffs from Sam-doesn’t-want-to-know-where and cuffs the guy’s hand together, and then zip-ties his feet, for good measure. “Let’s first get the invisible man here back to the motel before he wakes up.”
“Not the motel. If he’s got any powers beyond being able to scare the shit out of people, it’d be safer to bring him to an isolated area,” Sam turns his head towards Castiel. “Cas, could you bring us to a, abandoned house, or factory, or something?”
Castiel nods, but before he can actually do so, Dean growls, “We are not leaving the Impala here.”
Sam tries to stifle a sigh. “We’ll come right back, I promise -“
“No. No fucking way.”
“Dean, he’s already moving.” As if on cue, the prone figure shifts, trying to get into a more comfortable position around the handcuffs.
“Cas, couldn’t you just do your angel mind-trick on him?”
Even under the intense gazes of both Winchester brothers, Castiel doesn’t waver and says, “I’m not sure. I’ve never tried it on an already unconscious subject before.”
Dean takes a very long look at the guy lying on the ground, and then back at Sam.
“Fine. Let’s get this over with.”
As he slings the unconscious body over his shoulder, Sam smiles a little. “She’ll be fine, Dean.”
“Shut your mouth.”
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Oh no, Supernatural dudes. I fear, and hope, you get tracked down when England and America remember Canada and try to find him.
:D :D :D
Poor Kumajiro, what is wrong with you? Gone insane? Why don't you try to save your master?!!?? T_T
ahahah, I love the "Toronto Maple Leafs, seriously???" ahahahha! Yay, there are still some hardcore fans of the Maple Leafs despite their now horrible streak. My cool Math teacher has been one for 20 years or something. --> I offer you some internet sweets/donuts/cookies (?) :D :D :D
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because as bizarre a crossover as it is, you are making it work and writing it well
you are keeping true and in character to both canons and i am highly entertained
awesome job
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the bear lifts its huge, huge head, squints its terrifying but somehow still adorable eyes
I love this line, if only for the image of an adorable but evil teddy bear ^^
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Canadian!Anon is worried about Matt. BE NICE, SAM AND DEAN. He's mostly harmless! We swear!
reCAPTACH: stop spam. read books. post of FF.net
I lie. That last bit was all me.
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But the Habs fan in me cringed at the Leafs sweater. But I choose to believe he cycles through teams.
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Pathetic!Anon needs I need this to update like BURNING. Especially after reading the description for this Thurday's episode. SHIT'S FINALLY GONNA HAPPEN. GWAH. *is going to impode from the waiting*
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