[2 or 3d/?] I thought it would be a good idea at the time [2 or 3 depends on who's asking/?]
anonymous
November 22 2009, 08:28:15 UTC
“That man! He just-! He just-!” France spluttered.
“Oh, sorry. It wasn’t like he didn’t want to party with you guys. I mean you guys are great and all. But y’know. Business is business.” Cuba apologized.
“W-W-Where did that man go?” Spain fearfully asked.
“Oh, to the East Coast.”
“East… Coast?”
“Yöëtsate’s country.” Cuba then heaved a tremendous sigh. “Geez, ever since that brat got his act together, the big, bad companies have been staking out there. He’s monopolizing the economy goddamn! And Aztec ain’t happy about it. Cuz, she was the previous Big Boss. Ah, what can you do.”
He rubbed his shoulders. “It hasn’t really affected me much. It just kinda pisses me off that we have to commute all the way to the East Coast. I mean thousands of miles? Hours of flight? I get jetlagged.”
“Thousands of miles…?”
“Hours of flight…?”
Good Lord, what kind of people were these strange savages?!
“Ah! Sorry to be a hold up. C’mon. We’re almost to the main square.” And off they went again.
They promptly arrived at the main square. The village once again being one of the smaller ones. Where there were som many things to look at, the Europeans didn’t know which way to turn first.
Prussia elbowed Spain, jabbing harshly into his ribs. “Let’s go find Chris, and get the the hell out of here. Before he does something stupid-!”
Luckily for the Europeans, their men stuck out like sore thumbs. Unluckily for them, their men stuck out like sore thumbs. So when dear old Christopher Columbus walked up to an unwitting native. Clapped a hand on the naked shoulder and promptly announced,
“Hey, these Indians aren’t so bad after all!”
The Europeans saw every single thing.
“-Like that. Before he does something stupid like that.” Prussia finished lamely.
Cuba blinked. “Did… Did your boy just call us Indians?”
“He also thought you were China!” Veneziano cheerfully chirped.
And for the very first time, Spain wanted to strangle little North Italy. Oh…. Shit.
“Oh, sorry. It wasn’t like he didn’t want to party with you guys. I mean you guys are great and all. But y’know. Business is business.” Cuba apologized.
“W-W-Where did that man go?” Spain fearfully asked.
“Oh, to the East Coast.”
“East… Coast?”
“Yöëtsate’s country.” Cuba then heaved a tremendous sigh. “Geez, ever since that brat got his act together, the big, bad companies have been staking out there. He’s monopolizing the economy goddamn! And Aztec ain’t happy about it. Cuz, she was the previous Big Boss. Ah, what can you do.”
He rubbed his shoulders. “It hasn’t really affected me much. It just kinda pisses me off that we have to commute all the way to the East Coast. I mean thousands of miles? Hours of flight? I get jetlagged.”
“Thousands of miles…?”
“Hours of flight…?”
Good Lord, what kind of people were these strange savages?!
“Ah! Sorry to be a hold up. C’mon. We’re almost to the main square.” And off they went again.
They promptly arrived at the main square. The village once again being one of the smaller ones. Where there were som many things to look at, the Europeans didn’t know which way to turn first.
Prussia elbowed Spain, jabbing harshly into his ribs. “Let’s go find Chris, and get the the hell out of here. Before he does something stupid-!”
Luckily for the Europeans, their men stuck out like sore thumbs. Unluckily for them, their men stuck out like sore thumbs. So when dear old Christopher Columbus walked up to an unwitting native. Clapped a hand on the naked shoulder and promptly announced,
“Hey, these Indians aren’t so bad after all!”
The Europeans saw every single thing.
“-Like that. Before he does something stupid like that.” Prussia finished lamely.
Cuba blinked. “Did… Did your boy just call us Indians?”
“He also thought you were China!” Veneziano cheerfully chirped.
And for the very first time, Spain wanted to strangle little North Italy. Oh…. Shit.
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Captcha: insight 1971. Good god, it knows
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Very nice fill, Anon! More soon, please?
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Oh Christopher~
CUUUUBBBAAAAAA!! AAAZZTECCC!!!!
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