Everyone knows that England is a terrible cook, but what if his food was literally lethal? Anons, I want to see the world discover the potential of England's killer cooking as a weapon of mass destruction and race to get their hands on as much as possible.
Bonus: Only one recipe is actually killer, but no one is such which one. Bonus 2: England doesn't realize the truth behind why his cooking is suddenly so popular. Bonus 3: He brags about it anyway.
Re: Add Sugar and Simmer until Glows 2/2
anonymous
September 7 2009, 03:19:35 UTC
“Oh, come now, you know I can’t tell you that. It wouldn’t be a secret recipe if I did.”, Arthur laughed, tapping him on the shoulder with the ladle. Alfred didn’t have to look down to know it left a stain; he could feel the burning sensation through his shirt
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Oooh, this was brilliant! I loved it, especially the lovely description of the hazardous material "food," and the bit about the air freshener, and the ending... Poor Ivan has no idea what Alfred's planning, does he?
Bonus: Only one recipe is actually killer, but no one is such which one.
Bonus 2: England doesn't realize the truth behind why his cooking is suddenly so popular.
Bonus 3: He brags about it anyway.
..."Götterdämmerung rusted". Oh, captcha.
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This is awesome, author anon! And the ending, perfect. Simpley perfect <3
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*dies laughing* Oh, that's perfect! He so would too!!
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Thank you, writer!anon!
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*feels bad for how happy Arthur is*
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