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France could only nod weakly, adding in a strained voice, “But we must leave immediately or else I am afraid my new pants will be ruined beyond repair, and that is saying quite a lot since unlike eyebrows, I have a very healthy love life and I am not repressed at all, and -”
“Francis, if you don’t shut up and get in the carriage, I won’t let you find out if I secretly know how to give a better blowjob than my brother could ever hope to.”
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On his way to the bathroom to get something to clean America and himself off with, England opened the hall drapes just in time to see France and Canada making a mad dash for their carriage, with the latter’s polar bear rushing to catch up.
A fairy flitted over to sit on the windowsill and watch the blood drain from England's face.
All he had to do was give her a look that held one horrifying question, and she replied, “Yes. They were there the whole time, and they did hear everything.”
England fainted.
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You keep up that “deny, deny, deny” attitude, England. It only makes you look even more gentlemanly. *cough*
If only America had used a similar tactic later on, we totally could have avoided the Revolutionary War.
Moronanon would like to note that, technically, Canada shouldn’t be living with France at this point. Maybe he’s just spending the week at his mom’s France’s house?
mon petit castor = my little beaver (Moronanon saw this term of endearment used in other fics and felt utterly compelled to use it. Credit and internetz go to whichever anon started it.)
Oh yeah, and Canada totally topped when they got home.
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America being deceitful was a total shock and it was written so beautifully. Everyone was in character and I did enjoy the bit at the end with France and Canada.
Those conversations were just priceless. Keep on writing anon. This is totally amazing.
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I tried writing a few other fills but none of them turned out half as good as this. I shall go look for more, though, now that my smut-writing cherry has been popped. o3o
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And so, over 250 years of UST later...
England and America were lying, sweaty, panting on the rumpled bed with evidence of their activities still fresh.
"Get off, you're crushing me," England grumbled half-heartedly. The stupid git hadn't even bothered to pull out yet.
Strangely enough, America didn't retort straight away, which instantly put England on guard. Jabs about his weight usually got to him. Looking up, he saw an extremely unsettling smirk on the other's face. Warily he asked, "What is it?"
America gave England a quick peck on the nose, smug smile still in place, before answering, "I believe your exact words were," America put on a phony British accent and frowned in an eerily similar manner to England, “Are you fucking daft?! There is no way in hell would I ever let you top me! You little sod, I can’t believe you would even dare to ask!”
England frowned as he wracked his memory. Suddenly, things clicked into place.
Oh.
Staring at America in disbelief, he gave him a long look before kicking him off the bed.
And that is the story of how America was banished to the couch for a month.
lolol idk xDDD
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Also: YES. XD If I wrote a sequel to this, that's pretty much how shit would have gone down. Poor England, being forced to eat his own words like that. XD
Either that or America would finally tell England that the Cake was a Lie and England's brain would go kablooie because he can't handle the truth. And France and Canada would be snickering in the background as America valiantly tries to resuscitate him. (How he tries to do this would be left to the reader's imagination, of course. Ohoho~ )
reCaptcha: suffers Brooklyn (Apparently England would kick the shit out of Brooklyn in retaliation? XD)
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Here's hoping that you'll post more sexy fills. *raise glass* I'll be rereading this steamy piece of sex.
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reCaptcha: Kiddied lands (AAAHAHAHAHAA, poor England)
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My brain exploded. Is being rebooted.
Two words: Fucking. Awesome.
reCaptcha says: was virgin XD Why yes, Alfred was.
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