Drabble challenge 11: Cooperation, Team Axis (6 fics)
Title: The most awesome sex tape Ever!
Characters: Prussia, Austria, Hungary
Challenge: August 2012: Cooperate
Bonus Words: willing, stubborn, peace
Rating: PG 13, because of adult situations
Summary: The guys are having trouble with Hungary birthday present
Hungary glared at them. “This is supposed to be your birthday present to me, so you had better cooperate.”
“But I thought I was supposed to be… you know….” Prussia wilted slightly under her intense glare. It was one thing to be fully dressed and receiving a sharp blow to the head with her frying pan of doom, it was quite another to be buck naked and about to do her ex-husband. He was awesome, but he was beginning to think he was not that awesome.
Apparently Austria felt the same way. “Darling, isn’t there something else we could give you instead…?”
She narrowed her eyes. “Whatever happened to ‘ready, willing, and able’?” Hungary quirked an eyebrow at them as both men exchanged glances.
“Ummm…” Prussia began. We’re dead men… unless she’s just trying to scare us straight? He snorted in amusement at the pun.
“I don’t think it’s that funny.”
“No, Hungary, it’s not.” Prussia made a half-assed attempt at looking contrite, which made her give him a death glare.
“She’s going to kill us, my friend, you know that?”
“Hell yeah!” Prussia sat there, trying to coax his stubborn vital regions into rising to the occasion.
Austria was not having much luck getting his own to cooperate. All he wanted to do was go back to the relative peace and quiet of his music room and his beloved piano. This whole thing sounded like a good idea at the time, unfortunately, now he had a bad case of stage fright.
“You know you could always leave the camera running and just go do something else while we perform and that way it’ll be a surprise,” Prussia suggested.
“Works for me,” Austria said.
“Fine!” she huffed, leaving them to make what Prussia called “the most awesome sex tape ever!”
Title: Help
Characters: Greece, Turkey
Challenge: August 2012: Cooperate
Bonus Words: willing, stubborn, peace
Rating: G
Summary: Japan needs help in the aftermath of the tsumani
Greece looked over at Turkey. There was no way in hell he would cooperate with that bastard and from the looks of things, Turkey felt the same way. It was not like they were friends; it was more like frenemies, but that still did not mean he was willing to work together with him on this… But Japan was his friend and his home as well as his peace of mind was affected by that unfortunate disaster. Greece sighed softly; maybe he should put aside his stubbornness and work side by side to help Japan. If they could do it for the Olympics, then they surely could do it for something as important as this. “Let’s go see what they want us to do to help.”
Turkey narrowed his eyes at him and thought bit over. “Alright, but I’m doing this for Japan, and not for you.”
Greece shrugged. “Same here.”
Turkey nodded as the two left to join the others giving aid and support to Japan after the tsunami had hit. Greece may not have had much to give, but he was very proud of the efforts the Hellenistic Rescue team made to help and as part of European Union he was able to help there as well. He was also surprised and heartened by all the aid Turkey had given too. Perhaps he was not that bad after all… he thought as they were out to work, side by side, to help with the relief efforts…
Title: Tuna
Characters: Neko!Germany, Italy & Japan
Challenge: August 2012: Cooperate
Bonus Words: willing, stubborn, peace
Rating: PG 13, because of their potty mouths
Summary: The cats find a can of tuna
Neko!Italy was in heaven. He had found a can of tuna and rolled it over to his friends, Neko!Germany and Neko!Japan. Today they would be having a feast, if only he could get the stubborn thing to open. Unfortunately, the can was unwilling to cooperate and open itself. The peace of the back alley where the cats liked to meet was shattered by his pitiful meows.
Neko!Germany got up to see what was troubling his little buddy. He marched over there as quickly as he could, while Neko!Japan continued to bask in the warm sunshine. However, once he heard the word, “tuna,” he hurried over to his friend as well. The three cats stared at the can, trying to figure out how to open it. Normally their humans did things like that for them, but this time they were on their own.
Then help arrived in the unexpected form of a dog. Once of the ones that lived in the house with Neko!Germany, came over to them. After explaining the problem, the German Shepherd picked up the can with his mouth and carried it towards the house, the cats in tow. Neko!Germany’s owner found it strange, but he liked the cats well enough to open the can for them and divided the tuna into three for them to eat.
It turned out to be the best meal they had ever had, since it was so unexpected. And the cats followed Neko!Italy’s attempts at thanking the dog with ones of their own. They all tried licking the dog, who found it funny and loved every minute of it.
Title:Lunch Time
Characters: Germany, Prussia, Italy
Challenge: August 2012: Cooperate
Bonus Words: willing, stubborn, peace
Rating: PG 13, because of their potty mouths
Summary: Prussia & Italy make lunch…
“Hello, Germany’s big brother!” Italy said as he stirred the pot of sauce on the stove, before going back to the sausage and peppers, cooking in a frying pan on the stove. Reaching for his glass of wine he drank it. “Germany’s not here right now, but he said he’d be back in time for lunch.”
“Yeah?” Prussia snorted in amusement as he strolled over to the fridge. If the state of the kitchen was any indication, he brother had been away for a while. Getting a beer out of the fridge, he walked over to his brother’s friend. “Whatchya making? It smells good.”
“Sausage and peppers with a side of spaghetti.” Italy beamed at him. “It’s Germany’s favorite.”
“Oh really?” Prussia felt his mouth watering. It was also his favorite. “Ummm, is there enough to go around?”
Italy smiled. Germany had warned him about that. He tried hard to remember what his friend said. “Oh yeah!” he said out loud. “Germany said you can have some if you’re willing to cooperate and help me clean up the mess afterwards. He also said if you’re a stubborn arse and don’t help, I’m not supposed to give you any. So sorry…” Italy smiled wanly at him.
“It’s okay, my friend, I, Prussia, being the awesome person I am, will most certainly help you clean up the kitchen in the interests of keeping the peace and that awesome sausage and peppers you make.”
“Good! I told Germany you would.” Italy grinned.
And that was how Germany came home to a pristine kitchen, a plate of sausage and peppers, and his brother behaving himself for once. As he ate he lunch, he made a mental note to himself to schedule morning meetings more often…
Title: The Aftermath of War
Characters: Prussia, Germany, mention of America, England and Russia
Challenge: August 2012: Cooperate
Bonus Words: willing, stubborn, peace
Rating: PG 13, because of their potty mouths
Summary: The German brothers try to deal with events following WWII…
Author’s notes: The following is a very general take on events following the end of WWII and how Germany was split in two.
“Damn it, Prussia! Why can’t you just cooperate for once?”Germany heaved a long suffering sigh. His idiot older brother was still fighting even though they had lost the War and was refusing to go along with the mandates handed down to them. It was not like he was exactly thrilled about the idea of being separated from him, but he was willing to deal with it in the interest of world peace. “Why must you be so stubborn about everything?”
“Because I didn’t get to be where I am today without a fight, kleine Brüder!” Prussia said angrily. “Besides, if your boss wasn’t such an Arschloch, we wouldn’t be in this mess!” He slammed his hands down angrily on the table.
“I know, but I was powerless to do anything about it,” Germany said sadly. “Our people believed his lies and insanity and the ones who didn’t… They weren’t strong enough to do something about it.”
“Yeah… Well, now we’re paying the price for it,” Prussia said bitterly. “We’re being split in four and those idiots will be breathing down our necks for Gott knows how long! You’ve got it easy, Brüderlein,” he ranted. “You’ve got America and England looking after you, both of which have a lovely house! Me?! I’ve got Russia! Do you have idea of what it’ll be like living with him? Our poor people!”
Germany looked up at him with such sadness in his eyes that it tore at Prussia’s heart. “Your people… Our people will always be welcome in my home, Brüder,” he said softly in German.
“I know…” Prussia said softly, some of the fight going out of him when he realized the depths of his younger brother’s distress. “Just don’t forget me, okay?” he said as he walked away with Russia.
“I won’t…”
Title: Best Friends and Lovers
Characters: Rome, Germania
Challenge: August 2012: Cooperate
Bonus Words: willing, stubborn, peace
Rating: PG 13, because of adult themes
Summary: The guys have a bit of fun
“Why can’t you cooperate with me?” Rome said as he folded his arms neatly across his chest and pouted. “Stubborn ox,” he muttered under his breath in Italian.
“Because it’s my turn to top,” Germania said. “Now assume the position.” His friend could pout all he wanted as far as he was concerned. They had made a deal to switch off and it was his turn to top and he was going to top if he had to try his friend to his bed to do so.
“You’re a pain in the ass!” Rome swore, but he moved to comply none-the-less. “You know that?”
Germania ignored him as his bitching was all part of their love-making. “Thank you for being so willing to do this.”
“I’m only doing it to keep the peace and save our friendship.”
“I know,” Germania said. “And I promise to be gentle and do that thing you like so much.”
“Yeah?” Rome felt his fill up with tears. “You’d really do that for me?”
Germania nodded.
“Then what are we waiting for?”
“You to assume the position,” Germania deadpanned. The briefest of smiles twitched at his lips.
“I knew you loved me!” Rome teased as he reached for a pillow and threw at him.
Germania rolled his eyes. Of course he loved him; they were best friends after all and had fought together more times that they could both remember. Once his friend was in place, Germania assumed a position of his own, draping himself on Rome’s back as he got his rhythm going. Snorting softly, he whispered in Rome’s ear in bad Italian, “By Jupiter, you are the most handsome, virile, sexy man in the world and I want to pillage and plunder your depths…”
“Oooh, baby, tell me more!”
And Germania did…
Characters: Prussia, Austria, Hungary
Challenge: August 2012: Cooperate
Bonus Words: willing, stubborn, peace
Rating: PG 13, because of adult situations
Summary: The guys are having trouble with Hungary birthday present
Hungary glared at them. “This is supposed to be your birthday present to me, so you had better cooperate.”
“But I thought I was supposed to be… you know….” Prussia wilted slightly under her intense glare. It was one thing to be fully dressed and receiving a sharp blow to the head with her frying pan of doom, it was quite another to be buck naked and about to do her ex-husband. He was awesome, but he was beginning to think he was not that awesome.
Apparently Austria felt the same way. “Darling, isn’t there something else we could give you instead…?”
She narrowed her eyes. “Whatever happened to ‘ready, willing, and able’?” Hungary quirked an eyebrow at them as both men exchanged glances.
“Ummm…” Prussia began. We’re dead men… unless she’s just trying to scare us straight? He snorted in amusement at the pun.
“I don’t think it’s that funny.”
“No, Hungary, it’s not.” Prussia made a half-assed attempt at looking contrite, which made her give him a death glare.
“She’s going to kill us, my friend, you know that?”
“Hell yeah!” Prussia sat there, trying to coax his stubborn vital regions into rising to the occasion.
Austria was not having much luck getting his own to cooperate. All he wanted to do was go back to the relative peace and quiet of his music room and his beloved piano. This whole thing sounded like a good idea at the time, unfortunately, now he had a bad case of stage fright.
“You know you could always leave the camera running and just go do something else while we perform and that way it’ll be a surprise,” Prussia suggested.
“Works for me,” Austria said.
“Fine!” she huffed, leaving them to make what Prussia called “the most awesome sex tape ever!”
Title: Help
Characters: Greece, Turkey
Challenge: August 2012: Cooperate
Bonus Words: willing, stubborn, peace
Rating: G
Summary: Japan needs help in the aftermath of the tsumani
Greece looked over at Turkey. There was no way in hell he would cooperate with that bastard and from the looks of things, Turkey felt the same way. It was not like they were friends; it was more like frenemies, but that still did not mean he was willing to work together with him on this… But Japan was his friend and his home as well as his peace of mind was affected by that unfortunate disaster. Greece sighed softly; maybe he should put aside his stubbornness and work side by side to help Japan. If they could do it for the Olympics, then they surely could do it for something as important as this. “Let’s go see what they want us to do to help.”
Turkey narrowed his eyes at him and thought bit over. “Alright, but I’m doing this for Japan, and not for you.”
Greece shrugged. “Same here.”
Turkey nodded as the two left to join the others giving aid and support to Japan after the tsunami had hit. Greece may not have had much to give, but he was very proud of the efforts the Hellenistic Rescue team made to help and as part of European Union he was able to help there as well. He was also surprised and heartened by all the aid Turkey had given too. Perhaps he was not that bad after all… he thought as they were out to work, side by side, to help with the relief efforts…
Title: Tuna
Characters: Neko!Germany, Italy & Japan
Challenge: August 2012: Cooperate
Bonus Words: willing, stubborn, peace
Rating: PG 13, because of their potty mouths
Summary: The cats find a can of tuna
Neko!Italy was in heaven. He had found a can of tuna and rolled it over to his friends, Neko!Germany and Neko!Japan. Today they would be having a feast, if only he could get the stubborn thing to open. Unfortunately, the can was unwilling to cooperate and open itself. The peace of the back alley where the cats liked to meet was shattered by his pitiful meows.
Neko!Germany got up to see what was troubling his little buddy. He marched over there as quickly as he could, while Neko!Japan continued to bask in the warm sunshine. However, once he heard the word, “tuna,” he hurried over to his friend as well. The three cats stared at the can, trying to figure out how to open it. Normally their humans did things like that for them, but this time they were on their own.
Then help arrived in the unexpected form of a dog. Once of the ones that lived in the house with Neko!Germany, came over to them. After explaining the problem, the German Shepherd picked up the can with his mouth and carried it towards the house, the cats in tow. Neko!Germany’s owner found it strange, but he liked the cats well enough to open the can for them and divided the tuna into three for them to eat.
It turned out to be the best meal they had ever had, since it was so unexpected. And the cats followed Neko!Italy’s attempts at thanking the dog with ones of their own. They all tried licking the dog, who found it funny and loved every minute of it.
Title:Lunch Time
Characters: Germany, Prussia, Italy
Challenge: August 2012: Cooperate
Bonus Words: willing, stubborn, peace
Rating: PG 13, because of their potty mouths
Summary: Prussia & Italy make lunch…
“Hello, Germany’s big brother!” Italy said as he stirred the pot of sauce on the stove, before going back to the sausage and peppers, cooking in a frying pan on the stove. Reaching for his glass of wine he drank it. “Germany’s not here right now, but he said he’d be back in time for lunch.”
“Yeah?” Prussia snorted in amusement as he strolled over to the fridge. If the state of the kitchen was any indication, he brother had been away for a while. Getting a beer out of the fridge, he walked over to his brother’s friend. “Whatchya making? It smells good.”
“Sausage and peppers with a side of spaghetti.” Italy beamed at him. “It’s Germany’s favorite.”
“Oh really?” Prussia felt his mouth watering. It was also his favorite. “Ummm, is there enough to go around?”
Italy smiled. Germany had warned him about that. He tried hard to remember what his friend said. “Oh yeah!” he said out loud. “Germany said you can have some if you’re willing to cooperate and help me clean up the mess afterwards. He also said if you’re a stubborn arse and don’t help, I’m not supposed to give you any. So sorry…” Italy smiled wanly at him.
“It’s okay, my friend, I, Prussia, being the awesome person I am, will most certainly help you clean up the kitchen in the interests of keeping the peace and that awesome sausage and peppers you make.”
“Good! I told Germany you would.” Italy grinned.
And that was how Germany came home to a pristine kitchen, a plate of sausage and peppers, and his brother behaving himself for once. As he ate he lunch, he made a mental note to himself to schedule morning meetings more often…
Title: The Aftermath of War
Characters: Prussia, Germany, mention of America, England and Russia
Challenge: August 2012: Cooperate
Bonus Words: willing, stubborn, peace
Rating: PG 13, because of their potty mouths
Summary: The German brothers try to deal with events following WWII…
Author’s notes: The following is a very general take on events following the end of WWII and how Germany was split in two.
“Damn it, Prussia! Why can’t you just cooperate for once?”Germany heaved a long suffering sigh. His idiot older brother was still fighting even though they had lost the War and was refusing to go along with the mandates handed down to them. It was not like he was exactly thrilled about the idea of being separated from him, but he was willing to deal with it in the interest of world peace. “Why must you be so stubborn about everything?”
“Because I didn’t get to be where I am today without a fight, kleine Brüder!” Prussia said angrily. “Besides, if your boss wasn’t such an Arschloch, we wouldn’t be in this mess!” He slammed his hands down angrily on the table.
“I know, but I was powerless to do anything about it,” Germany said sadly. “Our people believed his lies and insanity and the ones who didn’t… They weren’t strong enough to do something about it.”
“Yeah… Well, now we’re paying the price for it,” Prussia said bitterly. “We’re being split in four and those idiots will be breathing down our necks for Gott knows how long! You’ve got it easy, Brüderlein,” he ranted. “You’ve got America and England looking after you, both of which have a lovely house! Me?! I’ve got Russia! Do you have idea of what it’ll be like living with him? Our poor people!”
Germany looked up at him with such sadness in his eyes that it tore at Prussia’s heart. “Your people… Our people will always be welcome in my home, Brüder,” he said softly in German.
“I know…” Prussia said softly, some of the fight going out of him when he realized the depths of his younger brother’s distress. “Just don’t forget me, okay?” he said as he walked away with Russia.
“I won’t…”
Title: Best Friends and Lovers
Characters: Rome, Germania
Challenge: August 2012: Cooperate
Bonus Words: willing, stubborn, peace
Rating: PG 13, because of adult themes
Summary: The guys have a bit of fun
“Why can’t you cooperate with me?” Rome said as he folded his arms neatly across his chest and pouted. “Stubborn ox,” he muttered under his breath in Italian.
“Because it’s my turn to top,” Germania said. “Now assume the position.” His friend could pout all he wanted as far as he was concerned. They had made a deal to switch off and it was his turn to top and he was going to top if he had to try his friend to his bed to do so.
“You’re a pain in the ass!” Rome swore, but he moved to comply none-the-less. “You know that?”
Germania ignored him as his bitching was all part of their love-making. “Thank you for being so willing to do this.”
“I’m only doing it to keep the peace and save our friendship.”
“I know,” Germania said. “And I promise to be gentle and do that thing you like so much.”
“Yeah?” Rome felt his fill up with tears. “You’d really do that for me?”
Germania nodded.
“Then what are we waiting for?”
“You to assume the position,” Germania deadpanned. The briefest of smiles twitched at his lips.
“I knew you loved me!” Rome teased as he reached for a pillow and threw at him.
Germania rolled his eyes. Of course he loved him; they were best friends after all and had fought together more times that they could both remember. Once his friend was in place, Germania assumed a position of his own, draping himself on Rome’s back as he got his rhythm going. Snorting softly, he whispered in Rome’s ear in bad Italian, “By Jupiter, you are the most handsome, virile, sexy man in the world and I want to pillage and plunder your depths…”
“Oooh, baby, tell me more!”
And Germania did…