Challenge #11:: Cooperation:: Five Fics
Title: The Real Boss
Characters: China, China's boss
Challenge: Prompt: Cooperation
Bonus Words: peace, stubborn, willing, friend
Rating: K+
Summary: China’s boss really shouldn’t be called like that. He’s more like China’s punching bag.
A/N: This was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw this topic. I just delayed writing it because I was a little lazy. And the other ideas came in a rush. XD
China held his Hello Kitty doll tightly as he processed what his boss had just said. That stupid dragon didn’t know what the hell he was saying! He did know China hated Russia, right? And that he was his ally, not his friend, right?
“I refuse to unify with him!” China exclaimed as his boss began to laugh.
“Of course you will. Communism sounds better than Democracy, unless you want to join forces with America,” the dragon said/threatened with a smile.
“But they’re both so douchy!”
“Stop being stubborn and listen! Russia is big nation. Join with him and he will protect you!”
China’s mouth was wide open. “I’m not willing to work with him because he’s an S.O.B. and because he creeps me out! I’m scared he might disguise himself as something and try to take me with him!”
“But we need him. He may keep the peace here,” the dragon said.
“Or break it. In that case, I’d rather unify with Britain. Then, he only take opium,” China replied with a stern pout.
“We need opium and Britain take too much,” the giant reptile complained.
China pounded the dragon with his Hello Kitty plushie multiply times. “Then, I stay alone. I am big enough to defend myself and perfectly fine at keeping my totaritarian government!”
His boss just laughed at his comments, which caused China to keep hitting him until he grew tired. Besides, it was just another day of carrying out decisions in China’s capital.
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A/N: I found it it’s actually ‘totalitarian government’, but in the English adaptation, China said that with an r instead of an l. Too funny! I hope I got the characterization right for them.
Title: The Commies
Characters: Russia, China
Challenge: Prompt: Cooperation
Bonus Words: peace, stubborn, willing, friend
Rating: K+
Summary: Russia wants for China to help him with the promotion of communism.
A/N: After watching that episode where Russia is in the panda suit, I will never see him the same way ever again. Continue….
Russia carried China over his shoulder with a carefree grin. “Oh, but you’re going to love my house, da,” Russia said as China wriggled under his grasp.
“No! Let me go!! You stupid Russian don’t know how to handle this!” China yelled as he tried to break free.
“You need to help me promote the idea of communism to the world,” Russia said. He didn’t actually mean ‘help’ as in ‘choice-worthy’, but rather as ‘you-have-to-do-what-I-say-da’.
“I told you no! Where is panda?!” China kept yelling.
That’s right. Russia was wearing a panda suit, which he wore to fool China. “You are being stubborn. As my friend, you should be able to like to cooperate with me in any projects I come up with. The Baltics do,” Russia replied. “And your panda is safe. Just not here.”
China was not willing to listen to his shenanigans. “I will not take this! Let me go! I bet General Winter don’t have to go through this!”
“But if you help me, the world will be more peaceful with communism ruling over the countries’ governments. Now, in my house, you will see what I mean,” Russia explained.
“No!!!”
“You will get along with the Baltics. For some reason, they reacted the same way you did when I brought them home,” Russia noted.
“I wonder why!”
Russia didn’t quite understand why the countries he brought home would always try to cower away, but he didn’t really mind that. He just kept smiling because they would all become one with Mother Russia.
Title: Two Little Countries vs. One Awesome Knight
Characters: Hungary, Lithuania, Prussia
Challenge: Prompt: Cooperation
Bonus Words: peace, stubborn, friend
Rating: T for language
Summary: Hungary and Lithuania decide to work together to bring down Prussia. Yeah, because they can handle his awesomeness.
A/N: I keep remembering that World Series episode where Hungary meets Lithuania while he’s trying to defend himself from Prussia. It was too cute. Especially Hungary’s line. Anyways, enjoy!
“Do you think this will work? I think we should get more arrows just in case we need them for later,” Lithuania said as he counted the weapons he had in front of him. They were more than enough, but he was stubborn and wanted as many reinforcements as possible to fight against The Teutonic Knights.
He and Hungary had become friends after they met in the forest and Hungary decided to work together with Lithuania because they were both pissed at Prussia for being an asshole to both of them. He was just being awesome, like always.
“I know this will work! I have fought against Turkey many times, and even though he beats me, I still managed to learn.,” Hungary said as she picked up an arrow and examined its fine point. “Besides, he’s just one person. And we are two, so we have more chances of winning.”
‘Something gives me the feeling that this will not turn out well,’ he thought as he looked around the peaceful forest.
An arrow landed on Lithuania’s forehead before they heard a cynical laugh echo through the trees.
“Prussia!” Hungary exclaimed as she set her bow to launch her arrow at Prussia’s face.
“Suck it, losers! You know you can’t resist the awesome power of Prussia!” he said as he ran past them, taking an arrow from the ground, and releasing it so it could hit Hungary.
She dodged it, though, and ran with her sword to fight Prussia as Lithuania shot arrows at him.
Prussia was able to push Hungary before he ran towards the trees. The two countries tried chasing him, but ended up tripping with one of the roots and heard the Knight’s voice echo ‘losers’ for a good while. The arrows were, seriously, not enough.
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A/N: I feel like this was a little rushed, but there wasn't much of a plot with these three. They just act really comically, though. XD
Title: Stylish
Characters: England, France
Challenge: Prompt: Cooperation
Bonus Words: peace, stubborn, willing, friend
Rating: K+
Summary: England is trying way too hard to get his hair right and France just had to take advantage of that. This is what happens when hair doesn’t cooperate.
A/N: I thought of this because of that episode where Britain decides to let his hair grow to out-show France. Oh, Angleterre!
“You bloody git! I told you I wanted my hair to be stylish, not a giant piece of rubbish!” England exclaimed as he looked in a mirror after France had finished with his hair-do.
“You are just stubborn, mon ami,” France said as he rested his chin on the English boy’s shoulder and held a comb and scissors. “This style screams ‘Peaceful Angleterre’.”
“It makes me look like a girl!” he said as he stood from his chair and began to walk off with the mirror. “This is the last time I’m getting styling tips from you!”
France chased after him. “Why are you not willing to see that my style is far more superior to your own? I thought you admitted it to yourself, which is why you came to me and asked for my help to make a wonderful ‘do’.”
England scoffed. “Your hypocritical idea of friendship is what is superior to mine. At least I can be a real friend to someone without addressing them as ‘mon a-mi,” he said the last two words as if they were syllables.
France felt indignant. “Well, England, at least I am a solid country. I don’t have to go through the conflict of being confused for an entire unification. I can just go by France, unlike you, who has to go through Britain. This is why everyone hates you. Plus, I have great hair.”
“Shut up, you wanker! You’re just jealous because I’m an empire!”
“At least I have bragging rights for my hair!” France said as he began chopping off his long hair.
The boy yelled. “You jackass! Come back here so I can cut off that stupid mop you call hair!”
France began to run with the scissors and laughed at England’s attempts at trying to get payback.
Title: Redistricting
Characters: America, Britain
Challenge: Prompt: Cooperation
Bonus Words: peace, stubborn, willing, friend
Rating: K+
Summary: America’s glasses were having trouble redistricting.
A/N: I’m a University girl now, and I’m taking US & TX Government & Politics II, and we covered the TX Legislature today. My professor was lecturing about redistricting and all that hubb-bubb that goes on, so this popped up in my head. I’m actually…applying what I learned to my everyday life now. Weird.
“You should try one of my shakes, dude. You’ll really like them ‘cause they taste so awesome,” America told Britain before he placed a straw in his mouth and began to drink his shake.
“No, thanks, fatass. I’d rather drink tea. A gentleman does not eat greasy fast food,” Britain replied as he turned his attention to anywhere but America and his shake. He and America were friends, but even Britain had a limit.
“Don’t knock it till you try it, Britain. You know you want some,” he said, offering his straw. His face lost that energetic spark, though, as he heard a sudden crack, which came from his glasses.
“Uh, your glasses just broke,” Britain pointed out as he stared incredulously at the cracks that were beginning to form every other way. America removed his glasses and examined them.
“Ah, stupid Texas. Can’t you just solve your dumb redistricting problems already? Geez,” America complained as he tried fixing the glasses with his stare. The material was not willing to cooperate with the nation.
“Wow, and here I thought your states had some peace after your Civil War,” Britain commented sarcastically.
“Nah, it’s the census doing its crap. If this doesn’t stop, I don’t know who else will be my glasses. I already talked to Texas and he didn’t listen. Stubborn cowboy.”
Britain gave him a look of pity. “I wonder what will happen to your country at this rate, America.”
America placed his glasses on the table where he and Britain were and continued to sip his shake. “I don’t know. My boss will handle it.”
“At least fix your glasses!” Britain exclaimed.
“Even if I fix them, the gerrymandering won’t stop!” America said with a whiny face.
Britain sighed. He tried his best raising him. The rest was all America’s doing.
Characters: China, China's boss
Challenge: Prompt: Cooperation
Bonus Words: peace, stubborn, willing, friend
Rating: K+
Summary: China’s boss really shouldn’t be called like that. He’s more like China’s punching bag.
A/N: This was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw this topic. I just delayed writing it because I was a little lazy. And the other ideas came in a rush. XD
China held his Hello Kitty doll tightly as he processed what his boss had just said. That stupid dragon didn’t know what the hell he was saying! He did know China hated Russia, right? And that he was his ally, not his friend, right?
“I refuse to unify with him!” China exclaimed as his boss began to laugh.
“Of course you will. Communism sounds better than Democracy, unless you want to join forces with America,” the dragon said/threatened with a smile.
“But they’re both so douchy!”
“Stop being stubborn and listen! Russia is big nation. Join with him and he will protect you!”
China’s mouth was wide open. “I’m not willing to work with him because he’s an S.O.B. and because he creeps me out! I’m scared he might disguise himself as something and try to take me with him!”
“But we need him. He may keep the peace here,” the dragon said.
“Or break it. In that case, I’d rather unify with Britain. Then, he only take opium,” China replied with a stern pout.
“We need opium and Britain take too much,” the giant reptile complained.
China pounded the dragon with his Hello Kitty plushie multiply times. “Then, I stay alone. I am big enough to defend myself and perfectly fine at keeping my totaritarian government!”
His boss just laughed at his comments, which caused China to keep hitting him until he grew tired. Besides, it was just another day of carrying out decisions in China’s capital.
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A/N: I found it it’s actually ‘totalitarian government’, but in the English adaptation, China said that with an r instead of an l. Too funny! I hope I got the characterization right for them.
Title: The Commies
Characters: Russia, China
Challenge: Prompt: Cooperation
Bonus Words: peace, stubborn, willing, friend
Rating: K+
Summary: Russia wants for China to help him with the promotion of communism.
A/N: After watching that episode where Russia is in the panda suit, I will never see him the same way ever again. Continue….
Russia carried China over his shoulder with a carefree grin. “Oh, but you’re going to love my house, da,” Russia said as China wriggled under his grasp.
“No! Let me go!! You stupid Russian don’t know how to handle this!” China yelled as he tried to break free.
“You need to help me promote the idea of communism to the world,” Russia said. He didn’t actually mean ‘help’ as in ‘choice-worthy’, but rather as ‘you-have-to-do-what-I-say-da’.
“I told you no! Where is panda?!” China kept yelling.
That’s right. Russia was wearing a panda suit, which he wore to fool China. “You are being stubborn. As my friend, you should be able to like to cooperate with me in any projects I come up with. The Baltics do,” Russia replied. “And your panda is safe. Just not here.”
China was not willing to listen to his shenanigans. “I will not take this! Let me go! I bet General Winter don’t have to go through this!”
“But if you help me, the world will be more peaceful with communism ruling over the countries’ governments. Now, in my house, you will see what I mean,” Russia explained.
“No!!!”
“You will get along with the Baltics. For some reason, they reacted the same way you did when I brought them home,” Russia noted.
“I wonder why!”
Russia didn’t quite understand why the countries he brought home would always try to cower away, but he didn’t really mind that. He just kept smiling because they would all become one with Mother Russia.
Title: Two Little Countries vs. One Awesome Knight
Characters: Hungary, Lithuania, Prussia
Challenge: Prompt: Cooperation
Bonus Words: peace, stubborn, friend
Rating: T for language
Summary: Hungary and Lithuania decide to work together to bring down Prussia. Yeah, because they can handle his awesomeness.
A/N: I keep remembering that World Series episode where Hungary meets Lithuania while he’s trying to defend himself from Prussia. It was too cute. Especially Hungary’s line. Anyways, enjoy!
“Do you think this will work? I think we should get more arrows just in case we need them for later,” Lithuania said as he counted the weapons he had in front of him. They were more than enough, but he was stubborn and wanted as many reinforcements as possible to fight against The Teutonic Knights.
He and Hungary had become friends after they met in the forest and Hungary decided to work together with Lithuania because they were both pissed at Prussia for being an asshole to both of them. He was just being awesome, like always.
“I know this will work! I have fought against Turkey many times, and even though he beats me, I still managed to learn.,” Hungary said as she picked up an arrow and examined its fine point. “Besides, he’s just one person. And we are two, so we have more chances of winning.”
‘Something gives me the feeling that this will not turn out well,’ he thought as he looked around the peaceful forest.
An arrow landed on Lithuania’s forehead before they heard a cynical laugh echo through the trees.
“Prussia!” Hungary exclaimed as she set her bow to launch her arrow at Prussia’s face.
“Suck it, losers! You know you can’t resist the awesome power of Prussia!” he said as he ran past them, taking an arrow from the ground, and releasing it so it could hit Hungary.
She dodged it, though, and ran with her sword to fight Prussia as Lithuania shot arrows at him.
Prussia was able to push Hungary before he ran towards the trees. The two countries tried chasing him, but ended up tripping with one of the roots and heard the Knight’s voice echo ‘losers’ for a good while. The arrows were, seriously, not enough.
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A/N: I feel like this was a little rushed, but there wasn't much of a plot with these three. They just act really comically, though. XD
Title: Stylish
Characters: England, France
Challenge: Prompt: Cooperation
Bonus Words: peace, stubborn, willing, friend
Rating: K+
Summary: England is trying way too hard to get his hair right and France just had to take advantage of that. This is what happens when hair doesn’t cooperate.
A/N: I thought of this because of that episode where Britain decides to let his hair grow to out-show France. Oh, Angleterre!
“You bloody git! I told you I wanted my hair to be stylish, not a giant piece of rubbish!” England exclaimed as he looked in a mirror after France had finished with his hair-do.
“You are just stubborn, mon ami,” France said as he rested his chin on the English boy’s shoulder and held a comb and scissors. “This style screams ‘Peaceful Angleterre’.”
“It makes me look like a girl!” he said as he stood from his chair and began to walk off with the mirror. “This is the last time I’m getting styling tips from you!”
France chased after him. “Why are you not willing to see that my style is far more superior to your own? I thought you admitted it to yourself, which is why you came to me and asked for my help to make a wonderful ‘do’.”
England scoffed. “Your hypocritical idea of friendship is what is superior to mine. At least I can be a real friend to someone without addressing them as ‘mon a-mi,” he said the last two words as if they were syllables.
France felt indignant. “Well, England, at least I am a solid country. I don’t have to go through the conflict of being confused for an entire unification. I can just go by France, unlike you, who has to go through Britain. This is why everyone hates you. Plus, I have great hair.”
“Shut up, you wanker! You’re just jealous because I’m an empire!”
“At least I have bragging rights for my hair!” France said as he began chopping off his long hair.
The boy yelled. “You jackass! Come back here so I can cut off that stupid mop you call hair!”
France began to run with the scissors and laughed at England’s attempts at trying to get payback.
Title: Redistricting
Characters: America, Britain
Challenge: Prompt: Cooperation
Bonus Words: peace, stubborn, willing, friend
Rating: K+
Summary: America’s glasses were having trouble redistricting.
A/N: I’m a University girl now, and I’m taking US & TX Government & Politics II, and we covered the TX Legislature today. My professor was lecturing about redistricting and all that hubb-bubb that goes on, so this popped up in my head. I’m actually…applying what I learned to my everyday life now. Weird.
“You should try one of my shakes, dude. You’ll really like them ‘cause they taste so awesome,” America told Britain before he placed a straw in his mouth and began to drink his shake.
“No, thanks, fatass. I’d rather drink tea. A gentleman does not eat greasy fast food,” Britain replied as he turned his attention to anywhere but America and his shake. He and America were friends, but even Britain had a limit.
“Don’t knock it till you try it, Britain. You know you want some,” he said, offering his straw. His face lost that energetic spark, though, as he heard a sudden crack, which came from his glasses.
“Uh, your glasses just broke,” Britain pointed out as he stared incredulously at the cracks that were beginning to form every other way. America removed his glasses and examined them.
“Ah, stupid Texas. Can’t you just solve your dumb redistricting problems already? Geez,” America complained as he tried fixing the glasses with his stare. The material was not willing to cooperate with the nation.
“Wow, and here I thought your states had some peace after your Civil War,” Britain commented sarcastically.
“Nah, it’s the census doing its crap. If this doesn’t stop, I don’t know who else will be my glasses. I already talked to Texas and he didn’t listen. Stubborn cowboy.”
Britain gave him a look of pity. “I wonder what will happen to your country at this rate, America.”
America placed his glasses on the table where he and Britain were and continued to sip his shake. “I don’t know. My boss will handle it.”
“At least fix your glasses!” Britain exclaimed.
“Even if I fix them, the gerrymandering won’t stop!” America said with a whiny face.
Britain sighed. He tried his best raising him. The rest was all America’s doing.