Title: Roman Fantasy
Characters: Rome/Germania, mention of Ancient Greece
Challenge: Bingo Challenge 1
Square Filled: Antlers
Rating: OT for Roma’s naughty thoughts & mention of his porn collection
Summary: While sitting around watching Germania train against an imaginary foe, Roma’s thoughts take a naughty turn…
For n0t-chan with love…
The day was a hot one, and Roma sat there, fanning himself and watching as Germania stripped off his tunic. He sighed softly despite the scowl that was thrown his way. Roma watched his bodyguard and friend unsheathed his spatha and set to work defeating an imaginary foe. He noted how Germania’s muscles rippled as he swung his broadsword and the fine sheen of sweat that covered his upper body. He reminded Roma of a stag; all grace and beauty, as well as raw power, especially during the rut.
Chuckling softly as his imagination ran wild, Roma could see a pair of antlers sprouting on his friend’s head, while Germania’s breaches melted away to nothingness. In their place, a fine covering of hair like a deer’s pelt covered his legs and the sides of his buttocks. A tail sprang up at the base of Germania’s spine, completing the deer motif in Roma’s head. Germania was a magnificent specimen in Roma’s humble opinion and an idea formed in his head. He would get Germania to pose for him in nothing but a pair of antlers on his head, while Greece stood next to him, dressed as the goddess Diana. Roma grinned, he decided that instead of having them stand next to each other, he would have them pose like they were rutting. His hand straying to his lap as his thoughts took a delightfully naughty turn, Roma let out a soft moan.
“Are you okay?” Germania halted his sword practice and glanced over at him. He let out a long suffering sigh when realized the reason for the dopey expression on the centurion’s face. Walking over to him, he smacked him upside the head. “Stop it.”
Roma looked up at him. “I was thinking about painting you and Greece again…”
Germania stood there and stared. He folded his arms neatly across his chest as he waited for his friend to come to his senses.
“I thought you’d make a nice stag and she would of course make a wonderful Diana… and, ummm,” Roma said.
“No.”
“Please?”
“Don’t you have enough porn, without the need to make more?” Germania raised a delicate brow.
Roma stood, closing the distance between them. He patted his friend’s shoulder. “My boy, one can never have enough porn.”
Germania gave him a look that said, “You’ve got to be kidding me,” and shook his head.
“Think about it… You, Greece, a woodland bower, your magnificent phallus standing at attention, her creamy white thighs…”
“Let’s go.” Germania shrugged off his friend’s hand and walked in the direction of the stable. “I think we should pay the lady a visit.”
“I think so too! And let’s not forget the antlers!” Roma hurried after him.