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hesselives

i sense something

Jul 12, 2011 01:41

oh, USA network, you win all the gold stars. seriously. ♥ i don't know what it is about you and your habit of putting out show after show starring two pretty men being D/s gay for each other, but hey. keep it coming.

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aisle_one July 12 2011, 22:27:53 UTC

YOU ENABLER!

Also, I fifth what everyone else said about your hands. My, what a pretty hand you have. I think you should change you LJ user name to: mywhataprettyhandihave.

One of my ex-friends (yes, ex, because he turned out to be a total douche) hand models. He earned $2,000 for one gig that was several hours long, or something. Bitch.

hesselives July 12 2011, 23:51:17 UTC

IT'S TOTALLY RELEVANT TO YOUR JOB. IT'S ALL WORK-RELATED.

ahahaha, i think that exceeds the character limit! <3

omg, can i be that bitch.

aisle_one July 13 2011, 02:09:41 UTC

seriously, why not? and i would like a small percentage for my role as "The Encourager."

hesselives July 13 2011, 05:36:13 UTC

according to our contract, i see that "small percentage" has been defined as "a great big hug." aww, having a lawyer for a friend is the best thing ever!

aisle_one July 13 2011, 15:59:34 UTC

you are SO RIGHT!! ((hugs)) are you referencing the revised copy that added the term "plus 35% of all earnings" after "a great big hug"?

hesselives July 14 2011, 16:49:21 UTC

i love you and your lawyer-face! and i noticed the revised copy goes into effect on the 15th of neverrrr. (that's right. four r's.)

aisle_one July 14 2011, 17:37:17 UTC

That's the WRONG version. I'm going to have to fire somebody.

hesselives July 14 2011, 18:01:26 UTC

oh, the incompetence! obvs, you're going to have to hire a new associate...a la Suits.

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