like the film, but in meme form and with significantly less Kevin Spacey. (ILU, KEVIN SPACECADET.) posting all in one day, because i have a bad habit of doing memes wrong. (stolen from
tomato_greens, who has actually yet to finish it. heyo, adriana. ♥)
okay, so apparently sloth wins the #1 Sin award, since i'm only doing three per sin, instead of seven. honesty + laziness: cancel each other out? where be my theological mathemagician friends?
Day One: Pride - Seven Three great things about yourself
- everything that makes me seem even remotely awesome, i learned from the movies.
- i am multifaceted. i can simultaneously out-cuss a sailor and cuddle my stuffed animals.
- i attract all kinds, from tiny kids asking me where their mothers are, to old men groping my ass.
Day Two: Envy - Three things you lack and covet
- deep insight into the mysterious world of finance
- charisma
- you
Day Three: Wrath - Three things that piss you off
- Rush Limbaugh and other assorted fundie flavors
- impoliteness
- bad service
Day Four: Sloth - Three things you neglect to do
- reply to my mother's emails
- exercise, take my vitamins...basically anything that benefits my health.
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Day Five: Greed - Three worldly material desires
- the monochrome fashion quadrumvirate: Wang, Margiela, Hourani, & Chalayan
- a city loft not unlike Brian Kinney's
- all the contemporary furniture
Day Six: Gluttony - Three guilty pleasures [MY FAMILY MUST NEVER KNOW. TAKING THIS TO THE GRAVE.]
- gay porn
- straight porn
- fic porn
Day Seven: Lust - Three love not-secrets [...wait, lust =/= love. wut.]
- my first kiss was by a beautiful girl named Connie. (i say "by" and not "with," because it was a total sneak-attack surprise kiss.) i was sixteen.
- i regret never having told a college friend i had feelings for him. we don't keep in touch anymore.
- i have never been in love.
also, speaking of greed and gluttony and lust:
in conclusion, i have very obvious tastes. and by that, i mean i live my life in the hopes that the Matrix gang will eventually recruit me. i can wear floor-length trenchcoats. i can buy more geometric jewelry. just say the word, Morpheus.
titaniumknights |
mrd74 |
ozeparzoe | eBay |
saralagace |
myheartmonster |
whitemetal |
roadkill
exclusivelyzoe | Tiffany & Co. |
mrd74 |
vanessamoore |
whitemetal
vintage |
sandradan | UO |
joodito | vintage | gift | gift
[new addition]: i waffled over buying one of the three bracelets below. and then decided to go with Giles & Brother. at least it's more likely to stay on my toothpick wrists.
and:
nahara has not actually agreed to make me an honorary citizen of Britannia via knighthood. expect letterheads with "Sir Hesse, Tea-Drinker and Worst Representative of the Entire America" in chickenscratch at the top. aw yeah. this is going on my resume.