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hesselives

there is rambling involved

Feb 06, 2011 04:44

so, never mind. my jetlag has properly put me on a fucked-up sleep schedule, like expected. i slept thirteen hours yesterday. which is why i'm wide-awake now at 4 AM. WTF.

and this would be the perfect time to re-tackle the WIP, except writing and i are apparently not on speaking terms at present. i swear it's one of those stupid things where it's ( Read more... )

you guys you guys, movies, writing, inception

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lemniciate February 6 2011, 11:05:16 UTC

Writing aaaaaangst :( (um I don't care if there isn't likely to have been an Arthur or Eames in Alexandria, I'D READ THAT ANYWAY AND LIKE IT)

i need to get your post out soon too! hopefully it'll catch you before you leave

hesselives February 6 2011, 11:22:57 UTC

(omg, it's 6 AM, why am i not asleep.)

ahahaha, the realm of A/E is getting so ridic. and you may live to sincerely regret that statement. <3 BUT WHAT WOULD YOU THINK OF ARTHUR/COBB IN ALEXANDRIA. GETTING IT ON...IN THE LIBRARY.

go go, Royal Mail! *watches engine sputter*

btw: that icon is the best ever. if i ever attempt to go through the hell that is the wedding ceremony, it will inevitably end up just like that.

lemniciate February 6 2011, 11:34:20 UTC

(at least it's vacation time!)

YOU ARE TALKING TO THE PERSON WHO SOBS AT THE THOUGHT OF NO ONE GIVING HER OTP ANY LOVE. A/C in Alexandria GETTING IT ON IN AMONGST THE BOOKS will induce a lot of happy flailing JSYK. you can't see them, but my pom poms are out and being waved right now

ahahaha can you imagine a non-stressful wedding? idek idek

hesselives February 6 2011, 11:44:37 UTC

lol, i see your pom poms! (with the power of imaginaaation.) AND YOUR OTP PAIN. I SEE THAT, TOO. I WISH I WERE A PORN-FU MASTER, I REALLY DO. <3 <3 IF ANYTHING, ALL I'D COME UP WITH IS ARTHUR AND COBB SIGHING AT EACH OTHER WITH MOONY-EYES THROUGH THE BOOKSHELVES.

Arthur: *takes deep breath* "Cobb, I-"
Cobb: *wide-eyed* "Yes, Arthur?"
Arthur: "I- I want..."
Cobb: "Anything you need, you just have to ask."
Arthur: "...to know if I should alphabetize this shelf." *winces*
Cobb: "Yes, you should probably do that." *despairs on the inside*

THAT IS PRETTY MUCH HOW IT WOULD GO. /O\

no, really, i'm going to bed now. right...now.

lemniciate February 6 2011, 15:30:26 UTC

GIRL, I WOULD READ 48756546K OF THAT IN A SECOND *______*

ahaha, they do the awkward pining so well. /happy sigh

Have a good sleeeep :D

hesselives February 6 2011, 17:33:47 UTC

WOULD YOU. WOULD YOU REALLY. IT'D BE LIKE 48756545K OF ALPHABETIZATION. AND MAYBE POSSIBLY 1K OF UST. AUGH, YOU'RE INCEPTING ME WHYYY.

they are awkwardcakes and i <3 them for it.

I CLEARLY DID NOT SLEEP ENOUGH IF I AM ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT WRITING A/C IN THE FREAKIN' LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA.

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hesselives February 6 2011, 18:01:29 UTC

he kneeeels. :O

*chinhands* you have to continue this now, you realize??

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WHAT KIND OF GAME IS THIS. hesselives February 7 2011, 00:38:48 UTC

(dear lemniciate, i hope you know that this is all your fault. <3)

[Scene: midnight at the Library of Alexandria.]

Cobb: *holds aloft a candle* "Arthur, what are you doing here so late?"
Arthur: *drops a scroll, startled* "Oh! Cobb, I didn't see you there. Just reshelving some overdue scrolls that came in today..." *bends over*
Cobb: *speechless*
Arthur: *straightens up* "Cobb, are you all right? You're looking a little peaky."

...i feel like this should be slotted somewhere in the depths of harlequincepted. YOUR TURN. <3

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i think this has turned into a historical TV drama. hesselives February 8 2011, 04:01:14 UTC

!! that was practically a prologue to an A/C porn film, don't you knowww? oh Plutarch, you inspire us to write such great porn things. (wait, are we actually doing research for this? lol.)

also, your not-porn excerpt is killing me. your Cobb, how he's just 'Mal, who's Mal?' in the face of Arthur's sexiness. this is me, dying. xDD

[Scene: not-so-quiet day in the Library of Alexandria]

Cobb: *gasps* "By Jupiter, it's happening."
Arthur: *hastily readjusts robe* "This cannot be good for General Pompey."
Cobb: *grips Arthur's shoulders* "If this city goes to war, we must save the Library."
Arthur: "Not if it means your death!"
Cobb: "It must be preserved. This is our duty. This is what we were tasked to do."
Arthur: *fiercely* "Whatever happens, I will stay with you until the end."

*

[Scene: on a boat]

Caesar: "POMPEYYY."
OMC: "Say, isn't there a Library in Alexandria? I'm kind of looking forward to seeing that."

Re: i think this has turned into a historical TV drama. lemniciate February 8 2011, 18:06:56 UTC

OH MY GOOOOOD

IT'S LIKE MY DREAMS JUST BECAME REALITY

AWKWARDNESS, PORN, COMPLETE WITH TRAGIC ENDING. I LOVE YOU GUYS

Re: i think this has turned into a historical TV drama. hesselives February 8 2011, 23:19:58 UTC

LOLOL. no lie, i would quit my current job if someone threw money our way to turn this into a teledrama. xD

BTW, your Merlin anon love meme makes me so cheerful, even though i'm not in the fandom at all. <3

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Re: i think this has turned into a historical TV drama. hesselives February 9 2011, 01:25:41 UTC

they did, indeed, lol. i almost bought that at the DVD store, too. (*peers at it* is it any good?)

even though this fandom is chock full of AUs (to which we have shamelessly contributed xD), there needs to be a Rome!AU. stat.

/Not-So-Subtle Hint

:DDD

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