this is not in any way an endorsement of USA Today. *suppresses snort*
"High-tech smokes help some kick habit, but are they safe?" lol, mentions of e-cigarettes always make me cry tears of laughter.
GO HARD OR GO HOME.
(...though my smoking cloves may not give me that much street cred. er, yes. what is hypocrisy. and my med-school friends are very disappoint in me right now. "cancer sticks," they say. yeah, ok, we're cool. so long as you don't actually touch my precious packs. NEW YORK STATE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING. WHY AREN'T YOU SUPPORTING MY MERCHANT OF DEATH. I PAID YOU TAXES, GODDAMN IT. see if i ever come back to Soh- see if i ever come back to any part of NY other than Soho!)
(...and that one lake cabin! where is it again? upstate?)