I've never heard of 'spell master' but oh my god, Beren is not only totally overrated, he wouldn't know sexual tension and decent dialogue if it crawled up his arse and brought him to orgasm through prostate stimulation!! have you read Gold Tinted Spectacles? *shudders*
since you seem to enjoy semi crack!veela fics (and yes, I found HP and the Inconvenient Condition was very funny) try Jennavere's "The Veela Enigma". She writes cute/fluffy/a tad OOC fics so i rec it if you're in the mood for some light humour.
I admit I tend to be an OTP kind of fangirl, but parodies and humour fics in general are enjoyable with any pairing. Mel rec'd me this snarry fic awhile ago, entitled, "What the house elf saw". I don't know if you've read it, but it's short and funny, if a tad strange.
I know you'll read all Harry pairings (and i'm praying you only mean slash) but in all honesty, aren't Harry and Draco perfect for each other? *fangirl sigh* Not that Lucius/Harry isn't hot, mind you.
I tried reading Gold Tinted Spectacles and it nearly drove me to despair. That such utter crap is so highly praised and he is such a lauded writer is just... wtf. :P OMG I love What the house elf saw. It is absolutely hilarious; i love the idea of the dagger (Harry Potter knew just what to do. He dropped to his knees immediately and tried to bite the dagger off!") and then how Dobby's all sage and like "no, harry potter is IMMORTAL". well obviously :P The Veela Enigma is one i've heard of but never actually read; but I'll give it a go. And yes; only slash. het is squicky. and icky. and all things creepy crawly. i mean ginny? *shudders* esp. things like ginny/harry or ginny/lucius- quite clearly its harry and lucius that should be together not with some horrid golddigging whore. Harry and Draco are rather perfect; they were the first pairing i ever read. I got kind of sick of it though because theres so much dribble and badly written fluff in that ship. 90% of fics are like "and suddenly Draco realised the error of his ways and how he too should worship Harry and his 18 inch shlong of doom." I find theres less of that in Harry/Snape (though still some authors persist in thinking snape is a poor misunderstood fellow whod really love to bottom for his 15 yr old student :S) and things like Coils of Gold by Crymsyn totally won me over. That said im still v. fond of Drarry. And Larry. And Snarry. And anyone else w. Harry (preferably his fathers friends :P) And Ive recently read a couple of FG/HP fics which are suprisingly good... (its rather hard to squick me you see). If you like slave!fics i've just started a WIP that is rather promising http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544208808&chapter=20 or a version of beauty and the beast? http://www.thesilversnitch.net/fic/viewstory.php?sid=14896&textsize=0&chapter=1 xxh
carmen (the bitchy one) has the OTP of Draco/Ginny. you can see why we don't speak to each other anymore. on the topic of golddigging whores, can you imagine a fic where Harry's a golddigging whore who wants Lucius for the money? would be smutty at any rate *score*
i agree about all the crap on drarry, and as much as it's present in other pairings, we tend to have the most wannabe writers. i must say though, i've never come across Harry's "18 inch schlong of doom". (can't stop giggling at that, actually.)
slave!fics are fun, and the D/s element is particularly enjoyable, so thanks for the recs!
shall check out your gateway snarry fic at some point. Mel's was "If you are prepared" by Cybele, which just gave me the impression that snarry was full of first person angst and sappy romantic declarations so i wasn't too inspired to read much (serious) snarry after that. i should shut up now in case you really love that fic. *guilty*
OTP draco/ginny? thats absolute sacrilege! how dare they! (assuming more than one person supports such a wrong occurrence). Harry as a golddigging whore could be v. amusing... and smutty. i reckon thats one of the best things about lucius/harry- 90% is smut. im reading one currently on FF.com where harry gets transformed into a golden lab and lucius finds them buts its not smutty as of yet.
if you like slave/forced bond you should like Coils of Gold. its awesome; just enough dub-con but then... i shant say more but you really should check it out. it's rec'd at http://www.squidge.org/~peja/harrypotter/CoilsOfGold.htm
hehe... was I successful in making you read snarry?
Oh my. I've never read that fic before but wow. Such a multitude of great one liners... I think my favourite would be "Incest? I thought Father and I had that category sewn up."... *drools* though "These scars - you aren't into self-mutilation are you?" he asked. "That's so passé these days. Now it's all about rimming." would be a close 2nd. :P
Oh and footnotes. *slips on puddle of drool* I am def. looking forward to reading that fic.
""Ewww. Het."
"Not that I ever had. Pansy's either too ugly for words or into muff-diving, I forget which. No one at Hogwarts is straight, anyway. Makes you wonder where the next generation of students will come from." "Not an issue. There are only two more books planned." - My thoughts exactly. ORGY time.
i'm not sure what kind of fics (other than crack, parody) you like, esp. in terms of long chaptered fics so am reluctant to rec you anything extremely long. (jennavere was risky, 'cos i know some ppl. really hate her)
In terms of chapter fics I like; forced bonds (inc. slave fics and dub con, though I prefer dub and non con to evolve into something else), Mpreg (this sqicks alot of people I've found but I think it can be done well- and well, anything that removes the necessity of het is a + in my book), AU's and anything (and I do mean anything) well written. I hate over the top OOC and Mary Sue's and OMC's and am fond of Weasley bashing and dark!harry. Though that's really just when the mood strikes. I like kink (practically anything) but its not essential.
With Harry/Draco I'm normally more inclined to write post Hogwarts fics as they seem to attract less fangirls; though in principle I have nothing against in school fics.
so many one-liners! i'm particulaly fond of 'and then he climaxed like a thirteen-year-old Hufflepuff virgin who had just gotten his first peek at the annual rimming special of 'Wizards and Wangers'' and 'That man is harder to debauch than a Vestal Virgin in a bloody chastity belt.' *laughs*
then again, not that I can really use any of these in decent conversation... 'Potions masters never run out of lube', eh? well, Draco can do wandless, so there!
shall think up some noncon chaptered fics and inform you tomorrow, but do your history for now... work before slash, i say! (rather hypocritical coming from me)
since you seem to enjoy semi crack!veela fics (and yes, I found HP and the Inconvenient Condition was very funny) try Jennavere's "The Veela Enigma". She writes cute/fluffy/a tad OOC fics so i rec it if you're in the mood for some light humour.
http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=7142
I admit I tend to be an OTP kind of fangirl, but parodies and humour fics in general are enjoyable with any pairing. Mel rec'd me this snarry fic awhile ago, entitled, "What the house elf saw". I don't know if you've read it, but it's short and funny, if a tad strange.
http://gmth.slashcity.net/houseelf.html
I know you'll read all Harry pairings (and i'm praying you only mean slash) but in all honesty, aren't Harry and Draco perfect for each other? *fangirl sigh* Not that Lucius/Harry isn't hot, mind you.
Diana
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The Veela Enigma is one i've heard of but never actually read; but I'll give it a go.
And yes; only slash. het is squicky. and icky. and all things creepy crawly. i mean ginny? *shudders* esp. things like ginny/harry or ginny/lucius- quite clearly its harry and lucius that should be together not with some horrid golddigging whore.
Harry and Draco are rather perfect; they were the first pairing i ever read. I got kind of sick of it though because theres so much dribble and badly written fluff in that ship. 90% of fics are like "and suddenly Draco realised the error of his ways and how he too should worship Harry and his 18 inch shlong of doom."
I find theres less of that in Harry/Snape (though still some authors persist in thinking snape is a poor misunderstood fellow whod really love to bottom for his 15 yr old student :S) and things like Coils of Gold by Crymsyn totally won me over.
That said im still v. fond of Drarry.
And Larry. And Snarry. And anyone else w. Harry (preferably his fathers friends :P) And Ive recently read a couple of FG/HP fics which are suprisingly good... (its rather hard to squick me you see).
If you like slave!fics i've just started a WIP that is rather promising http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544208808&chapter=20
or a version of beauty and the beast?
http://www.thesilversnitch.net/fic/viewstory.php?sid=14896&textsize=0&chapter=1
xxh
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i agree about all the crap on drarry, and as much as it's present in other pairings, we tend to have the most wannabe writers. i must say though, i've never come across Harry's "18 inch schlong of doom". (can't stop giggling at that, actually.)
slave!fics are fun, and the D/s element is particularly enjoyable, so thanks for the recs!
shall check out your gateway snarry fic at some point. Mel's was "If you are prepared" by Cybele, which just gave me the impression that snarry was full of first person angst and sappy romantic declarations so i wasn't too inspired to read much (serious) snarry after that. i should shut up now in case you really love that fic. *guilty*
Diana
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if you like slave/forced bond you should like Coils of Gold. its awesome; just enough dub-con but then... i shant say more but you really should check it out. it's rec'd at http://www.squidge.org/~peja/harrypotter/CoilsOfGold.htm
also; best parody ever- http://etc.slashcity.net/hrh/stories.html
its insane insane smut.
nothing is sacred.
read it.
love it.
xxh
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read "Earning a name".. she really needs a beta, but, woohoo, hot smut!! 'tis very intriguing...
shall have a look at rehab fics on weekend. in terms of parody fics, have you read "Never Mind the bollocks, it's Harry/Draco"?
http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=8754
It's standard, so you're prob. read many similar.
oh, i'm particularly fond of this crack!fic where the title is way too long for me to type. it has footnotes!! FOOTNOTES!! *orgasm*
http://community.livejournal.com/sephali/1259.html
enjoy then.
Diana
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Oh my. I've never read that fic before but wow. Such a multitude of great one liners... I think my favourite would be "Incest? I thought Father and I had that category sewn up."... *drools* though "These scars - you aren't into self-mutilation are you?" he asked. "That's so passé these days. Now it's all about rimming." would be a close 2nd. :P
Oh and footnotes. *slips on puddle of drool* I am def. looking forward to reading that fic.
""Ewww. Het."
"Not that I ever had. Pansy's either too ugly for words or into muff-diving, I forget which. No one at Hogwarts is straight, anyway. Makes you wonder where the next generation of students will come from."
"Not an issue. There are only two more books planned."
- My thoughts exactly. ORGY time.
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your quoting has inspired me to run off and reread that crack!fic.
have you read 'extra-curricular' by ivyblossom?
http://noiresensus.com/bookshelf/harrypotter/extracurricular.html
her 'The Cicatrix Cycle' (long) is rec'd quite often, but i've never gotten around to reading it.
http://noiresensus.com/bookshelf/harrypotter/origins01.html
i'm not sure what kind of fics (other than crack, parody) you like, esp. in terms of long chaptered fics so am reluctant to rec you anything extremely long. (jennavere was risky, 'cos i know some ppl. really hate her)
Diana
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In return for extra-curricular; I give you extra-curricular II http://www.malfoymanor.com/viewstory.php?sid=39&ageconsent=ok
unless you've read it in which case I dont :P
I quite like Ivy blossom (have you read blue vase? it's sweetly disturbing http://www.malfoymanor.com/viewstory.php?sid=29) and as such look forward to reading her cicatrix cycle this weekend (though I should be doing ext.history)
In terms of chapter fics I like; forced bonds (inc. slave fics and dub con, though I prefer dub and non con to evolve into something else), Mpreg (this sqicks alot of people I've found but I think it can be done well- and well, anything that removes the necessity of het is a + in my book), AU's and anything (and I do mean anything) well written.
I hate over the top OOC and Mary Sue's and OMC's and am fond of Weasley bashing and dark!harry. Though that's really just when the mood strikes. I like kink (practically anything) but its not essential.
With Harry/Draco I'm normally more inclined to write post Hogwarts fics as they seem to attract less fangirls; though in principle I have nothing against in school fics.
Do you use http://community.livejournal.com/hd_prophet/ ? I find they are alot of good fics rec'd though you do have to sort through them a bit as anyone can rec a fic.
This is a fun ficlet which you may like:
http://www.thesilversnitch.net/fic/viewstory.php?sid=9130&warning=Death%20Sentence%20-%20NC-17
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3087049/1/
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so many one-liners! i'm particulaly fond of 'and then he climaxed like a thirteen-year-old Hufflepuff virgin who had just gotten his first peek at the annual rimming special of 'Wizards and Wangers'' and 'That man is harder to debauch than a Vestal Virgin in a bloody chastity belt.' *laughs*
then again, not that I can really use any of these in decent conversation... 'Potions masters never run out of lube', eh? well, Draco can do wandless, so there!
shall think up some noncon chaptered fics and inform you tomorrow, but do your history for now... work before slash, i say! (rather hypocritical coming from me)
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