Danny feels the need to retaliate against the finer sex for stealing the guys' boxers, briefs, woolen longjohns... balloons.
Frilly underthings will not be good enough, though. The guys need to strike for the heart and center of a woman's privacy.
I speak, of course, of her diary. Journal. Notebook. WHAT HAVE YOU.
He plans on striking Saturday night. Interested gentlemen,
go visit Danny. Ladies, if you're willing to have your sooper sekrit dreams and schemes poked into, respond here.