Irony (filtered from teachers and prefects!!)
What with the sheer amount of psychos, freaks, weirdoes, mutants, and people in my friggin' way to the number one spot That's you, Near, you'd think that I'd be at least a little more preoccupied. Other than with my studies of course. Okay, so that'll be the third all-nighter I've pulled this week in prep for that History of Magic quiz, but that's not the point here, so STFU. And I bet none of YOU have memorized the index to the Potions textbook :p
I've got galleons to spend, but it's not like I'll just WASTE it all on useless ... things. (Note to self though: need more chocolate bars) I need things that'll have a little.... BANG to them, if you get what I mean. Trust me, in this day and age, muggle or magical, you can't just go up to someone with a gun, or with one of those unforgivable curses anymore. You gotta... up the ante, so to speak >D Increase the damage.
Well, depends. You gotta be soft sometimes too. But I still need the damn things. It's a hobby. Hey, you collect your toad droppings, I collect mine, k?
I've got galleons to spend, but it's not like I'll just WASTE it all on useless ... things. (Note to self though: need more chocolate bars) I need things that'll have a little.... BANG to them, if you get what I mean. Trust me, in this day and age, muggle or magical, you can't just go up to someone with a gun, or with one of those unforgivable curses anymore. You gotta... up the ante, so to speak >D Increase the damage.
Well, depends. You gotta be soft sometimes too. But I still need the damn things. It's a hobby. Hey, you collect your toad droppings, I collect mine, k?