Genius
Einstein (to dictophone): Don't maturbate, Albert. It uses up too much of your time und energy. You must not touch yourself today.
Edison (to dentist): Say there, can I get some of that free pain-killing gas?
Da Vinci (to time-travelling jerk): Don't call me fat. I hate you!
Michael Jordan (to bartender): Oh man, I'm so drunk. Wanna bet on my golf game tomorrow?
George Patton (to Commies): Go to hell!
Edison (to dentist): Say there, can I get some of that free pain-killing gas?
Da Vinci (to time-travelling jerk): Don't call me fat. I hate you!
Michael Jordan (to bartender): Oh man, I'm so drunk. Wanna bet on my golf game tomorrow?
George Patton (to Commies): Go to hell!