greatest story ever told
Centuries ago, baby Sleezus lay asleep in a vacant lot, surrounded by his foster parents and the three buzzed hoboes, the black hole in the crab nebula descended upon them and bestowed upon baby Sleezus the power to grant people's sex fantasies, provided that they involved only consenting adults and occassionally farm animals. And Sleezus would go on to die for our sins so that we could get drunk and score. Truly, a most miraculous birth.