Jon-Benet
Think about it:
JonBenet Ramsey's father is running for office
in Michigan. I assume his platform is: "I'm not afraid to kill children, and I'll kill yours if you don't vote for me." With this platform, I expect that he'll get a lot of support, and other politicians will catch on. First, John Kerry will kill his daughter, and then say he's sorry for killing her, that it was an atrocity, but that he'd do it again if he had
to. Not to be outdone, W. will order Cheney and Rumsfeld to strangle to death one of his daughters each. Scandal will rock the Whitehouse when it's discovered that Rumsfeld stripped nude and sodomized Jenna, the lovelier of the two daughters. The big winner, however, will be Pat Buchannen, who unites his love of politics with his insane bigotry by
adopting and killing hundreds of Mexican children. He'll ride the popularity this gains him straight into the highest office in the land, and, to show his gratitude, he'll nuke all third-world nations, then kick to death a baby seal. Ironically, this would have made the world safe for children, but the politicians will have killed them all by then. Life's
funny that way, isn't it?
JonBenet Ramsey's father is running for office
in Michigan. I assume his platform is: "I'm not afraid to kill children, and I'll kill yours if you don't vote for me." With this platform, I expect that he'll get a lot of support, and other politicians will catch on. First, John Kerry will kill his daughter, and then say he's sorry for killing her, that it was an atrocity, but that he'd do it again if he had
to. Not to be outdone, W. will order Cheney and Rumsfeld to strangle to death one of his daughters each. Scandal will rock the Whitehouse when it's discovered that Rumsfeld stripped nude and sodomized Jenna, the lovelier of the two daughters. The big winner, however, will be Pat Buchannen, who unites his love of politics with his insane bigotry by
adopting and killing hundreds of Mexican children. He'll ride the popularity this gains him straight into the highest office in the land, and, to show his gratitude, he'll nuke all third-world nations, then kick to death a baby seal. Ironically, this would have made the world safe for children, but the politicians will have killed them all by then. Life's
funny that way, isn't it?