Laches is here!!!!

[herroyaldemones]

So a box arrived at my house yesterday. Greta was not pleased.




Greta: Mama, what's this box?
(Ever since Juno left, she's been calling me Mama.)
Me: A new dolly. A tiny BJD, just like you!



Greta: NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT. I'm supposed to be the only tiny BJD in this house.
Me: Not anymore.
Greta: I won't let you open this!! I won't be replaced!!!!



Me: Yeah, I don't think so.
Greta: PUT ME DOWN!!!



Me: Sorry about that. That box really is HUGE!!!! My mom even commented it on its excessive size.



Certificate of Authenticity



All packaged up!



Snug as a bug in a rug!!!



He's out!!! His name is Cameron :D



Greta: He's hideous!! Why do you buy him?!
Me: How you did you get here, Greta?!?!



Greta: It wasn't easy.



Cameron: Piggy.
Greta: *panicked* What?



Cameron: Piggy!
Greta: Get away from me, foul beast!!!!! Mama, help me!!
Me: Well, only because I love you, Greta.



Me: He's so PRECIOUS!!!!!! He fits in the palm of my hand.



Greta: *sigh* Thank god that demon is away from me. How long is he staying here?
Me: Indefinitely.
Greta: EXCUSE ME?!?! You can't be serious.
Me: I am. So you better get used to him.



Cameron: Piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy....
Greta: I can't believe this is my life.
-End-

More Cameron spam to come, I promise!