I hate the weather man!
The weather man can kiss my ass! How the hell is he gunna go and tell me there's gunna be a thunder storm at 12:00pm when its 6:31pm and nothing has fucking happend! Another day wasted away into oblivion! all I wanted to do was go out smell the cherry blossoms, kick protesters and yell at tourists. I'm PMSing like a mother fucker! All this angry energy gone to waste on you assholes. Were the hell is the rain fox news? hmmmmm??????? I could have even hit the gym. Summer's just around the corner and im not ready!
Oh and encase any of you did not know... hippies fucking smell! I was on the bus minding my own business, when all these goddamn protesters piled on to the bus making us packed in like a bunch of sardines. And just my luck this hippy with the most disgusting dreads stands infront of me. Now im short so this smelly monster is towering over me and he smells of weed, rotting eggs, and sweat. The odor made me want to strangle small babies! His clothes had a layer of dirt on them and they are brushing against me! My friend halley is standing next to him too and his hand keeps brushing across her ass. I wanted to stomp on his berkenstock hippy feet and turn them into a strawberry colored goo! God!!!!!!! get me out of this hippie infested city!
Oh and encase any of you did not know... hippies fucking smell! I was on the bus minding my own business, when all these goddamn protesters piled on to the bus making us packed in like a bunch of sardines. And just my luck this hippy with the most disgusting dreads stands infront of me. Now im short so this smelly monster is towering over me and he smells of weed, rotting eggs, and sweat. The odor made me want to strangle small babies! His clothes had a layer of dirt on them and they are brushing against me! My friend halley is standing next to him too and his hand keeps brushing across her ass. I wanted to stomp on his berkenstock hippy feet and turn them into a strawberry colored goo! God!!!!!!! get me out of this hippie infested city!