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[herrglimmerous]

So...as it turns out that hangover wasn't a hangover at all...it's actually a very funny story! I went to the doctor, he ran some tests....an hour later I was pregnant! So when it comes to partying I've still got it.

On the plus side...there's that nail in your coffin Rufus. On the minus...my body! I knew it wasn't my imagination, I am busting out

Comments

[hornyattorney]

WHAT

[herrglimmerous]

You're not upset because I'm having another man's baby, are you Herr?

[hornyattorney]

I - no!! That's not what this is about at all! It's the fact that you're even pregnant!

[herrglimmerous]

I'm a woman, it happens, Herr...but you couldn't possibly be as mortified as I am.

[hornyattorney]

You're not supposed to be a woman!!!

[herrglimmerous]

I'm insulted. Do I have to show you my boobs, Herr?

[hornyattorney]

No, that's fine. I really hope this wears off soon before anything horribe happens...

[herrglimmerous]

Sorry, this kid isn't going away no matter how much you wish it.

[hornyattorney]

At the very least I know for a fact it isn't mine. Just. No.

[herrglimmerous]

Of course it's not, I only sleep with men who are taller than me.

[hornyattorney]

...That's a relief. I guess.

[herrglimmerous]

Don't worry, Herr, you might still have some growing left to do...you're 22 that leaves you with three more years. Maybe you'll hit an unexpected growth spurt.

[hornyattorney]

That doesn't make me feel that much better but thanks for trying.

[herrglimmerous]

It was worth a shot.

[material_guy]

Ahh! It's you! The spiky haired kid! It's yours right?!? I'm okay with it! I ain't a jealous, violent husband type! She likes you a bunch and all that, so just claim it already...!

[hornyattorney]

What?! No, it's not mine!! I'm not claiming anything here!