What ein Whirlwind Life Is...

[herr_doktor_13]

Oh my...where to begin? So far, mein vacation has been absolutely wonderful. I never expected mein Engel's proposal, but how could I say 'No'? I can only imagine der creative threats mein Kinder have given him...Und on that note, I do appreciate it, however I do wish you lot wouldn't do it so often. Here's looking at you, Jan.

Pickles, would you

Comments

[vamp_freak_jan]

Way to make me feel loved, old man; that's sure as Hell what I needed.

Hey, uh...I've got a lotta shit to box up; can ya spare me some bags or somethin?

[herr_doktor_13]

I know you mean well, boy; but I managed to intercept that little letter about 'stringing' Pickles up by his 'nads' and flogging him with his entrails. Der sentiment is appreciated, though.

I can do better than bags, if you like; there should still be some sturdy boxes left from when I moved most of mein things here. I'll have them sent to you.

[vamp_freak_jan]

Guess I got a little too creative, huh? Well, ya got the idea, anyway.

I'd appreciate it. I wanna keep my fuckin' mags from gettin' torn up an' shit, so I was hopin' ya still had some.

[cinnamonxbuns]

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WHAT?

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[herr_doktor_13]

[[Lock to Pickles]]

Sweetheart, he sent you ein letter containing ein vivid description of what he'd do to you if you ever hurt me. I...thought it inappropriate, so I threw it out, but there was ein bit in there about stringing you up by your testes und flogging you with your entrails. He won't do it, you know; der boy's all talk. I'm sure I'll get just as many creative threats from your friends.

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[cinnamonxbuns]

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Nah, jest that standard beatin yer ass and all. Though Dorochet might actually chase ya, but he does that to everybody, especially me.

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[herr_doktor_13]

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You think he'd really chase me? I thought I was der freaky, uber-creepy doktor/scientist. You use me to chase him off!

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[cinnamonxbuns]

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Hey, hey, hey! I had a man dahg on me and I was wearin a dress! I had to protect myself. And yea, he'd chase ya if ya hurt me. Prahbly bite ya on yer ass too.

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