Gut Gott, what ein week this has been! I was more than pleased to attend Herr White's party despite der rather large rising I obtained on der back of mein head from fainting. Between that und caring for mein invalid Kind, I've been run ragged. I do hope I'm able to obtain der equipment I need to fix his chip. I know it must be...ein hindrance at
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You know...I'm thinking of using that plane you gave me. Maybe go somewhere exotic. Japan, perhaps... Care to come with me?
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What's in Japan? But yea, sure, dood. Ya gahta get some good use outta that plane.
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Nothing in particular... Short people und der like. I've never been there, though; I thought it might be fun.
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Like ya don't get to feel so much fuckin taller than everybody every day. But it'll be fun babe. When ya wanna go?
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I'm not too sure at der moment, but I'd like to go sometime within der next month or so. I have to make sure mein Kinder don't do anything else incredibly stupid und finish up this paper-work.
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Jest as long as we're back fer Halloween. Cus... ya know... uh... the party and stuff. And ya know yer kids are gonna leave ya a fuckin mess to come back to and the cat will prahbly jest fuckin show up in Japan to fuck with ya, so does it really matter if ya give em a talk first?
More importantly, ya wanna join the mile high club?
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AND WHEN THE FUCK ARE THESE STITCHES COMIN OUTTA MY FACE? THEY FUCKIN ITCH LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.
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Halloween? Oh ja! Of course we will! Ist there...something wrong, Liebling? You've been acting strangely lately...
You don't even have to ask, Engel; there's ein stewardess costume in mein closet, remember?
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Mein poor little roter Engel... If you're ein gut Junge, I'll take them out tonight.
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Nah, I'm good. Jest... really like Halloween. Oh! And uh I thought of a bitchin costume we could do together.
Sarry. I fergaht cus ya gaht so many effing dresses... naht that I'm complainin.
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...Huh? I DON'T SPEAKIN FUCKIN NAZI LANGUAGE. TAKE EM OUT NNOOOOOOWWWWW!
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Oh really? What did you have in mind, Liebling?
You know I can't help myself; I enjoy dressing for you.
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I won't if you throw ein fit like that! I know they hurt, sweetheart, but there's no reason to be ein brat about it.
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Ya ever seen 'The Nightmare before Christmas'? Cus if ya haven't.. oh my gahd we're watchin it.
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I ain't tryin to be! They're fuckin soooo annoyin and itchy and they huuuurt. Please?
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No, I've never even heard of it until now. Ist it like...one of those slasher movies?
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I know they are. Why don't you come down to mein office in ein little while und we'll see what I can do?
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NO?! Oh my gahd we're watchin it right after ya get these fuckin stitches outta my face. So I'm coming down to yer office right now.
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I'll have der morphine waiting for you.
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