Celebrations

[herr_doktor_13]

Vell, this Christmas vas no total loss; I spent plenty of time vith my fellow villians trying to decimate an old man. I even managed to catch a few of his supernatural workers und I'm now working on a veeery special project using them as test subjects.

I've yet to send out most of my gifts save the one I made for der Monarch. If you find a mutated

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[girl_fuhrer]

Merry Christmas to you too, Mein Doktor! ^_^

Sounds like a grand way to spend the season! I do hope you didn't get...violated by that thing everyone is talking about like Miss Van Winkle did.

I simply cannot wait to spend time with you in New York (and get a way from my fiancee...the man is driving me insane!)

[herr_doktor_13]

Vell...I didn't get _as_ violated by it. I managed to stab it a few times vith a scalpel...it sort of left after that.

I'm looking forward to it too, frauline!

[Lock to Girl Fuhrer]

I know it's none of my business, but ist something going wrong?

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[girl_fuhrer]

Vell, you seem to be handling it the best out of all of the humping monster's "victims"...you're being much more of a man about it than the Monarch is, that's for sure.

[Lock to Doktor]
No, I'm the one who brought it up.

I don't mean to bother you with my problems...It's just...the spark between Catclops and I is dying or something. Sure, it was great when it started. We were fighting together in a resistance movement. It was quite dangerous und we watched over each other. It was so romantic! But now that we are safe und comfortable, the excitement is gone. Und every little thing he does drives me CRAZY!!

I'm...not sure what to do.

When it comes right down to it...We share more common interests than I do with Catclops...

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[herr_doktor_13]

Danke, frauline.
Vell, I looked it up on Wikipedia und it said that this "Krampus" vas Germanic in origin... I don't really blame the Monarch for feeling violated; after all, vhat happens in Germany stays in Germany...except that vile creature. The Monarch simply does not share our fortitude.

[Lock to Girl Fuhrer]

I suppose ve cling to those around us during dire und troubling times. I've read about it somevhere, that a relationship built on the foundation of danger vill crumble once the threat ist gone.

I do hate to hear about it, though. It seemed to be going so vell for you.

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[girl_fuhrer]

Yes, I remember him saying that it was Germanic...then he made a quip about Hitler. Mein Gott, it's like...everyone around here is just ITCHING to take a stab at the Fuhrer. XD

[Lock to Doktor]

Ja...it' just makes me so sad to see people like Dr. Girlfriend und the Monarch so happily married. When I can't seem to have that no matter how hard I try...

Danke, Doktor...for being such a good friend ^^

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[herr_doktor_13]

xD I can't help but vonder how he turned the conversation from der Krampus to der Fuhrer! Vell...maybe if he'd known der Fuhrer he could. ^^;

[Lock to Girl Fuhrer]

You are most certainly welcome, frauline. Perhaps you're trying too hard. Sometimes, der love of your life ist right in front of you, but you can't see der forest for der trees...or something like that. ^^;;

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[girl_fuhrer]

The Monarch is...awfully good at pushing people's figurative buttons. I bet he was just trying to get a rise out of us. Very shrewd, Mr. Butterfly King...>:)

[Lock to Doktor]

Hmmm...perhaps you're right, mien Doktor...perhaps the love of my life is right in front of me <3

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[herr_doktor_13]

I'm sure he was. Der Monarch seems to be a good man (as good as a villian can be), though, und I sort of enjoy verbal warfare. ^^

[Lock to Girl Fuhrer]

I'm positive there ist someone out there for you, frauline. There has to be someone for everyone, or else I've been nurturing false hope for quite a vhile.

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[girl_fuhrer]

Oh I think he's a great man, don't get me wrong. But he's an even better villain. So I suspect

[Lock to Herr Doktor]

When you're right, you're right <3

Worry not, mien Doktor, I've known many women in my time who would have killed to meet a man like you (and I'm sure they did, now that I think of it...)

...Und maybe the love of your life is right in front of you too ;)

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[herr_doktor_13]

He has a great deal of organization; much better than Herr Major...und his henchmen seem to be very nice.

[Lock to Girl Fuhrer]

I suppose it vas mein bad luck that I never met them; I doubt I'm vorth having anymore. Still, perhaps you're right...^_^

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[girl_fuhrer]

Ja, though I suspect that his wife helps him get organized. ;)

[Lock to Dok ((lol! rhyme))]

"Doubt you're worth having anymore?" Why on earth would you say such a thing! You're one of the sweetest people I've ever met! I'm sure Herr 24 would agree with me.

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[herr_doktor_13]

Oh, I'm sure she has a great deal to do vith it. I've often wished Herr Major had a woman to keep him in check other than Rip und Zorin. Rip is a dear girl, but vith her und Frau Blitz gone all the time, there's nothing but chaos around the compound...

[Lock to Girl Fuhrer]

Danke, frauline... I am simply past mein prime, though. My occupation is questionable und there aren't that many women that vould appreciate dating a Nazi.

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[girl_fuhrer]

Judging by the way you describe Herr Major, he'd need to find an extremely tolerant woman. ;)

[Lock to Dok]

As a fellow Nazi in her late 30's with a history in corrupt politics I can see where you're coming from...

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[herr_doktor_13]

I don't know if 'tolerant' ist the right vord. If war vere a person, he'd sex it right then und there. I don't think he has any interest in vomen. Oh vell, his loss...

[Lock to Girl Fuhrer]

Still, you've got it better being your own leader und all. I'm still stuck listening to der Major. Und besides, you don't look like you're in your late thirties at all; more like in your twenties still! I can see vhy Catclops vas taken vith you.

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[girl_fuhrer]

He sounds a lot like Barron...perhaps we should introduce the two. Maybe they'd hit it off (I'm kidding of coarse ;) )

[Lock to Dok]

If you hate working for this Major fellow so much, why don't you switch gears and come work for me! Underland has never been very advanced in the scientific field and I could really use a man of your expertise in a high profile government position.

We could be quite the team! It'd be fun! What do you say? ^^

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[herr_doktor_13]

Actually, knowing Herr Major, they probably vould! xD

[Lock to Girl Fuhrer]

I vould be honored to work vith you, Frau Hitler. You have mein gratitude. I could have Underland up to speed vithin ein year or so if that is satisfactory.

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