Opus No.1 // Video I

[herr_angrybl]

*There is some rustle of clothes before the camera clicks on. It's facing down, as if the user didn't know what to do with it.*

What is this contraption?

*Some calculated button pressing is done and there is small sound of 'I see... so this button does this' and 'what a unpleasant noise'. Finally, it is turned to the user, who is a man wearing

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[highwarlockmb]

{Another newb who's never seen a phone before. But look, he's catching on. That'll save a lot of unnecessary explanation. Good. Then he might actually get to cut straight to chatting. Magnus is bored and understimulated at the moment}

Or you could just ask. Everyone does. You say: "where am I?"

I answer "Somarium."

You say: "How do I leave this place" even though you've just got here.

I have to burst your bubble and answer: "You don't. Sorry. You're stuck here, just like the rest of us."

[herr_angrybl]

*... He resists an urge to facepalm.*

I suppose this happens often here.

But I suppose it wouldn't hurt to ask, what exactly is Somarium?

[highwarlockmb]

Dream world is the most popular answer. I don't think it's on a map. It has its own map. People just wake up here one day, and if they're lucky, they randomly disappear again.

Otherwise, it's like a fly trap for a wild assortment of people.

[herr_angrybl]

... I can see that much. *By the crazy people he have talked to so far.*

So this is place of dreams. Just when I had any time to dream. *He nods curtly at the other man* I appreciate the information.

[highwarlockmb]

No problem.

Don't have much else to do, aside from spamming people on the Dreamberry.

[herr_angrybl]

*Kids these days, he can't understand what you're saying.*

You like to ... spam. *There is unseen question mark there by the way.*

[highwarlockmb]

I've made a few friends, but I don't want to overwhelm them just because I'm bored and needy. So spamming strangers is a go.

[herr_angrybl]

I guessing spamming means annoying? *smirks*

[highwarlockmb]

Are you annoyed, or amused?

[herr_angrybl]

A bit of both. I'm slanting towards the annoyed side however.

[highwarlockmb]

Oh?

Should have said so, sugar. I would have hung up on you two minutes ago.

{does so now, with a happy click}