WOOT.
Adding this to the category of things you need to know.
I finally got this fucking popcorn kernel out of my gum that's been chilling there all day. I tried tonguing at it, I tried toothpicking it, and as a last resort, I scratched the fuck out of my gum but I finally got that stubborn bitch. My mouth tastes like copper now, but it's free of squatters. Jesus that thing was annoying. I ALWAYS lick the inside of my mouth and it's mere petty obstruction was fucking up my entire day. I think if there were a rating for annoying shit to be caught in your gums, on a scale of one to ten, teeth would be a 1 and popcorn kernels would be a 10. Penises would be a 9.
Sweet, sweet triumph.
I finally got this fucking popcorn kernel out of my gum that's been chilling there all day. I tried tonguing at it, I tried toothpicking it, and as a last resort, I scratched the fuck out of my gum but I finally got that stubborn bitch. My mouth tastes like copper now, but it's free of squatters. Jesus that thing was annoying. I ALWAYS lick the inside of my mouth and it's mere petty obstruction was fucking up my entire day. I think if there were a rating for annoying shit to be caught in your gums, on a scale of one to ten, teeth would be a 1 and popcorn kernels would be a 10. Penises would be a 9.
Sweet, sweet triumph.