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[herpesme]

OI, OI, OI. IS THIS SOME SORT OF LUCID DREAM? HUH?? I CAN'T AFFORD TO SLEEP IN, YOU BASTARDS. DON'T TELL ME IT'S BECAUSE I SLEPT VERY LITTLE LAST NIGHT, OI. WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO PUT IN THAT KIND OF STORY FOR SUCH A LATE NIGHT RADIO SHOW ANYWAY?? IS THAT STORY MEANT TO RELAX SOMEONE OR GIVE THEM CARDIAC ARREST!?!

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ROUND ONE: FIGHT!

[whatisjustice]

[jfoiwhjeiohaoid!! A furious fumbling of the device followed by a click! ]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! AND WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!

We can hear you just fine!

More yelling cause ilu c:

[herpesme]

OH, YOU CAN, CAN YOU?

ILU2. HAVE SOME CHORDS OF STEEL.

[whatisjustice]

YES. NOW STOP YELLING!

[godsgift2you]

Ouch, Herr Forehead. I think you've ruptured my eardrums.

[voice]

[clockingout]

Will you shut it, already!?

[VOICE]

[herpesme]

HOW ABOUT NO

[VOICE]

[clockingout]

How about yes, and you don't end up with the whole house after you.

[VOICE]

[herpesme]

THE WHOLE WHAT?

[andliesiweave]

We could do without the interjection, thank you.

[herpesme]

IT'S OKAY YOU CAN HAVE IT ANYWAY BECAUSE GIN-SAN IS SUCH A NICE GUY

[andliesiweave]

...Should I offer my thanks?

Voice

[lotus_exorcist]

Stop yelling.

[herpesme]

Not until someone tells me just what is going on. Are you in league with the producers? Huh?

[lotus_exorcist]

You're locked in a house with no way out. And no, I'm not.

1/i don't know

[herpesme]

Locked in a-

[ecksth]

...huh?

[herpesme]

Huh back at you.