Fic: Logan, On Ice (Logan) PG13

[herowlness]

TITLE - Logan, On Ice
AUTHOR - Lizzy/herowlness
CHARACTER - Logan, L/V
RATING - PG13
SPOILERS - none, really
WORD COUNT - 375
SUMMARY - Logan in the Winter Olympics.
DISCLAIMER - Rob Thomas owns them.
NOTES - sarah_p and jascott put this idea in my head, and this is what I came up with. Crack!fic is fun.

Comments

[offtheceiling]

AHAHAHAHAHHA I LOVE YOU!

ZEBRA TAIL!

[herowlness]

Yes, totally CRACKTASTIC!

[truemyth]

I think Logan has a zebra tail on under his pants. He just tucked it in in RB.

[herowlness]

I bet he taped it up his back, underneath his shirt. That must have hurt, removing that tape.

Poor, half-Zebra Logan!

[sarah_p]

BOB COSTAS AKHDAKJHDASKLHDGW*$U#*)($&#&$^#(&$^#&*^!!!!!!!

all he has left is his triple axel, double toe loop combination before finishing with a spin in the middle of the ice with the zebra tail of his costume flying behind him.

I think I just orgasmed. FOR REAL.

He will never again fall asleep to the sound of a Bob Costas interview.

No, clearly nothing good will come of that.

I want to have sex with this part.

BOOOOOOB!!!!!!!

[herowlness]

Boob? Is that part of the sex that you're having with that portion of the fic? ;-)

And I was happy to combine Bob + Logan + skating for your orgasmic pleasure.

[holly96]

Heeheehee! That was too funny. Is it weird that I can totally see Logan as a figure skater? Hee!

Also, I love Bob Costas.

[herowlness]

Not at all! I mean, there has to be a reason why I put him in the Zebra costume over, like, Duncan or Weevil or something. It's totally a flamboyant-Logan thing to do!

And, yes, Bob Costas is love.

[lizzelda]

Hee hee, giggle, giggle (snort!) I just accidentally inhaled my diet coke.

Logan ... skating ... zebra tail ...

...need ... more ... crack!fic ...

[herowlness]

Zombiefic might be just what you're looking for then, as that was my first experiment with The Crack. Heh.

Happy to hear that you were amused!