[Voice Post]

[herowithparasol]

Heroes, I think there's an incident going on in Latimir, please report in! Its either those fruits again, or...something else hallucina- Oh that's right! So caught up in this re-finding Cecil business...I told Lavi I'd check up on that girl...AH- can one of you secure the building, and I'll just go-

[A loud thud and the communicator flies out of her

Comments

[yougogirlfrien]

Um, I think you totally just made that joke yourself.

[herowithparasol]

Huh? I- I didn't, I just know exactly what he'd say!

[yougogirlfrien]

Well, you, like, said it, and I laughed. So you totally made the joke.

[herowithparasol]

ARGGH, YOU'RE AS IRRITATING AS LINDA SOMETIMES!

[yougogirlfrien]

Uh, you're just, like, jealous.

[herowithparasol]

WHAT?!

haahhah...hah. How very funny.

[yougogirlfrien]

And true!

[herowithparasol]

I am not that well-padded!

[yougogirlfrien]

But you are well-padded?

[herowithparasol]

I'm Curvy, okay!

Th-there's nothing wrong with being a little bit pear-shaped! Pears are nice!

[yougogirlfrien]

Pears are gross.

[herowithparasol]

NO THEY AREN'T! PEARS ARE LOVELY, GRACEFUL, LUSCIOUS AND BEAUTIFUL FRUITS!

[yougogirlfrien]

They taste bad and come in weird colors.

[herowithparasol]

THERE IS NOTHING WEIRD COLORED ABOUT PEARS! THEIR SHADOWS ARE PERFECTLY NORMAL!

[yougogirlfrien]

Uh, what? You're getting totally defensive. And, like, I didn't say anything about pear shadows.

[herowithparasol]

Wha- Huh...I....

Nnhhh-ehee!

Nevermind.