(no subject)
A public service announcement to all Arsonist Evil King Hopefuls, particularly the individual who saw fit to set a fire down at the docks last night:
Please reconsider your career options! While fires keep the place warm, burning down entire buildings is completely impractical! If its some heat spells you're having a problem with, please find someone who has better control over their magic to tutor you up a patch! And if you're just crazy and mean the city harm, then please state you name and location so that a party of Heroes may be alerted to see to your elimination.
Of course, that's simply the traditional way. Last evening I remembered suddenly all these things Stan and Linda had been telling me about...about how we'd beaten classification. So feel free to step outside the box and reform! You are no longer bound by your classified roles! Put down the flintstone and matches and pick up a book, or a sword, or a spade, or whatever catches your fancy.
Please reconsider your career options! While fires keep the place warm, burning down entire buildings is completely impractical! If its some heat spells you're having a problem with, please find someone who has better control over their magic to tutor you up a patch! And if you're just crazy and mean the city harm, then please state you name and location so that a party of Heroes may be alerted to see to your elimination.
Of course, that's simply the traditional way. Last evening I remembered suddenly all these things Stan and Linda had been telling me about...about how we'd beaten classification. So feel free to step outside the box and reform! You are no longer bound by your classified roles! Put down the flintstone and matches and pick up a book, or a sword, or a spade, or whatever catches your fancy.