You laughed and cried with ALIENS VS. DINOSAURS, now get ready to feel the excitement!

[herotoyouall]

Yo!! This is the boring season of the year, right?? There is just that empty space before Veteran's day (which I'm sure you all spent remembering those brave guys) and Christmas that you NEED to fill. Well, need no more! I'm about to bring you the BEST MOVIE OF THE SEASON

Comments

[bakudan_shounen]

... That sounds pretty lame. Who has never heard of a sword before?!

[herotoyouall]

Duh, it's a land FAR AWAY! It totally makes sense.

[bakudan_shounen]

People have been stabbing each other since the dawn of time! I can't think of a single person from any world -and there are many that have arrived here- that HAVEN'T heard of one.

You're just pulling shit out of your ass.

[herotoyouall]

Hey, man, I thought YOU were Japanese! You should know that a knife is CLEARLY different from a sword. And there is more to sword fighting than just "stabbing each other around". Jeez, bro - looks like you need a history lesson!

[bakudan_shounen]

I'm talking about the most basic form of a sword, a knife! I know it's different, retard!! But even the dumbest of people can swing a sword around. I've seen it!
My point is that even if it's on another side of the universe, I'm sure they've had to have seen a sword before.

Also.. who is Tom Cruise?

[herotoyouall]

But there is no TECHNIQUE to swinging a knife around!! Besides, a sword is MUCH bigger than a knife.

...You can't be serious.

[bakudan_shounen]

If no one has ever heard of swords in this guy's world, than who the hell taught him?!

I am.

[herotoyouall]

He has an uncanny ability to learn from ancient runes!! Again, part of the secret revealed at the end!

...Minority Report??? MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE???

[bakudan_shounen]

You should put up a poll when it's released to see what they rate it. It'll only prove to you how dumb that plot is.

I don't watch that many movies, alright?! Jesus...

[herotoyouall]

The plot is AWESOME! Look, there's already a lot of buzz about it!!

Then you need to start!! These are great staples of the action genre!

[bakudan_shounen]

It's going to be a flop.

Are there even movie theaters on the Grand Line!?

[herotoyouall]

Everybody will like it, YOU included!

... I totally forgot about that! I can show it in the Grand Line!

[bakudan_shounen]

I'm not even going to watch it, let alone enjoy it!!

Shit.

[herotoyouall]

Oh, come on, I KNOW you're curious to watch it!

[bakudan_shounen]

The only way I'll go to watch that is if the Tenth does, and even he isn't that dumb to want to see this!

[herotoyouall]

Hey!! Dumb or smart, EVERYBODY will like this movie! I bet your friend would, too!