Visit Brain Slug Island

[herotoyouall]

Hello all.

The party was alright. It was not as fun as the island we just landed on. You should all visit it. Go visit Brain Slug Island and don't wear hats or helmets.

I made some presents for everybody. I will be dropping them off on your ships with my plane.

Comments

[captain_dame]

Brain Slug Island?

[herotoyouall]

It is the greatest island in the ocean.

[captain_dame]

The name sounds kind of dangerous, though...

[herotoyouall]

It is not. It is the safest island in the ocean.

Unless you wear a hat.

[captain_dame]

W-Why would I be in danger from wearing a hat?

[herotoyouall]

The Island kills anybody who wears a hat. Unless it is the special hat I am sending out.

[captain_dame]

That definitely doesn't sound safe.

[herotoyouall]

It is the safest place on Earth. Go visit it.