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For picspammy's current challege: Scenes & Sequences.
"And I'm Ted, and this is my wife Kathy. And I must say, I'm very happy with tonight's turnout. The fear has always been that a bunch of freaks are going to show up to these things."
"Now, we were very clear on the e-vite that everyone needed to come up with a safe word."
"Yeah, a safe word is just in case you're in the middle of sex play or a scenario that's making you uncomfortable and you want to stop."
"So before we pair off, let's go once and say our safe words."
"Parachute."
"Nunchucks."
"Razmatazz."
"Filibuster."
"John George Peppers."
"Popcorn."
"Submarine."
"Supercagifragilisticexpealidocious."
"Mine is 'more.'"
"And mine is 'harder.'"
"We're just kidding. We do not have safe words."
"No, there's nothing you can do to me that can make me feel uncomfortable."
"Trust me, I've tried. I love you."
"Baby, wait. Wait. When I married you, I knew I was the luckiest bastard on the face of the Earth. And I swore I would do whatever it takes to make you happy. And if that means you need to do this, well, all I can ask is that you promise me you won't fall in love with anyone else!"
"No can do! Give me all the keys! Ew! These are yours! Come on, everybody!"
"Oh, it's an orgy!"
"Well, why not? Do you want to move to the couch?"
"Popcorn! Popcorn!"
Watch it.
Screencaps by me via Hulu, except for the ones in the banner which I got from runawayblue.
Transcript from here.