Hilarity ensues
Taken from someone who is not me:
So, I'm working at Lockheed, right, and I see this huge BLIP appear on the radar. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT", my supervisor is screaming. See, this blip was a full two inches in diameter, whereas no blip greater than 1 inch should even be physically possible. After some calls and investigation, we found that the sensors for queerons on the deep orbit nanosensitive gaydar (DONG) satellite had suddenly blasted straight off the chart, triggering the equipment anomaly we noticed on our blip screen earlier. Calculating previous orbital positions and cross referencing that with historical data for information that had been transmitted over the internet for the past 24 hours (yeah, we monitor and save ALL of that), we traced the explosion of gay to THIS VERY THREAD.(Keith's note: a thread I had contributed to)
That's right, you fuckers are so e-gay that you damaged a billion dollar recon satellite orbiting over 100 miles above the Earth's surface. Do any of you realize how many man hours are going to go into cleaning up the fallout from your massive fagsplosion here? If winds continue as they are, sheep in Scotland are expected to start turning gay WITHIN THE WEEK.
Please stop being so rapaciously cock-hungry. It just makes more work for me.
.halon
Comedy gold.
So, I'm working at Lockheed, right, and I see this huge BLIP appear on the radar. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT", my supervisor is screaming. See, this blip was a full two inches in diameter, whereas no blip greater than 1 inch should even be physically possible. After some calls and investigation, we found that the sensors for queerons on the deep orbit nanosensitive gaydar (DONG) satellite had suddenly blasted straight off the chart, triggering the equipment anomaly we noticed on our blip screen earlier. Calculating previous orbital positions and cross referencing that with historical data for information that had been transmitted over the internet for the past 24 hours (yeah, we monitor and save ALL of that), we traced the explosion of gay to THIS VERY THREAD.(Keith's note: a thread I had contributed to)
That's right, you fuckers are so e-gay that you damaged a billion dollar recon satellite orbiting over 100 miles above the Earth's surface. Do any of you realize how many man hours are going to go into cleaning up the fallout from your massive fagsplosion here? If winds continue as they are, sheep in Scotland are expected to start turning gay WITHIN THE WEEK.
Please stop being so rapaciously cock-hungry. It just makes more work for me.
.halon
Comedy gold.