Saturday, Momoko and Jaime's apartment, San Antonio

Dec 05, 2015 19:16

Portalocity had lost their reservations and Momoko was Not Happy. It would show more if it wasn't for Jaime being around to stop her from eating cake and cookie batter all day. In return, though, he'd had to listen to her arguing with the Portalocity Rep that this was an emergency and that their holiday travel policies were stupid (he'd called them ( Read more... )

san antonio, birthdays, jono, portalocity 1: momo 0, after fh, au weekend

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furnaceface December 6 2015, 03:27:58 UTC
Save me, the text from Jono read. Hannibal's turned into a hairy warrior man who doesn't speak English. It is entirely possible he PRE-DATES English. I need to have a shower and go in to work but I'm not completely convinced he won't eat the cats or shred the furniture.

There was a minute, and then another text was coming through.

... If you aren't Momoko now, disregard this text, I'll try again on Monday. These things usually blow over by Monday.

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heromaniac December 6 2015, 04:01:21 UTC
PICTURES!!! Momoko giggled and texted back...

take the cats and guitars with you.

She knew what was important!

Is Fandom being weird or just Doctor Lecter?

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furnaceface December 6 2015, 04:08:10 UTC
Pictures if I can take one without raising suspicion, Jono promised. And there's no way I can carry both cats AND the guitars all the way to the Groovy Tunes. I might just take the day off and try again tomorrow.

Tonight was going to be spent hiding anything he didn't want slashed at with that knife, apparently.

I think it's the whole island. Feels like the whole island. I haven't been out yet, but there are a lot of confused people about, from what I can gather. Nobody where you're at?

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heromaniac December 6 2015, 06:02:51 UTC
Nope. We're both us. Now I wish i was there! I'm usually someone else these times too!

Not fair. Momoko wanted to point and laugh!

You couldv just take Doctor Lecter with you instead? holiday season = slashing prices???
... )

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furnaceface December 6 2015, 06:08:28 UTC
His name is Tristan, apparently. And...

Now Jono was sending a photo along, of a man who looked remarkably like Hannibal, feeding tidbits of meat to Joni with his fingers.

Looks like I can trust him just fine with the cats. Which is good, because there's no way in hell I'm letting him slash anything in my shop unless I get a shipment of Bieber in.

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heromaniac December 6 2015, 06:26:03 UTC
"Hey!!"

His latest album is actually nice!

Momoko's taste still ran towards bubblegum pop, sorry.

awwww Joni is getting so big! You should take Doctor Lecter to get a haircut. You can't let him out in public like that.

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furnaceface December 6 2015, 13:54:10 UTC
Jono briefly considered arguing that nice music didn't make up for being a spoiled, entitled prat, but decided that his opinions on the kid wouldn't all fit into a sane number of texts anyway. And a few of them were because of his not-too-great experiences with bubblegum pop singers, at that.

Honestly, I think if he wants to go out into public looking like that, there's not much I'll be able to do to stop him. I had a knife pulled on me this morning and I wasn't even out of bed yet.

... That one required a follow-up text, didn't it? Probably.

Everything's fine, now. We talked it out.

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heromaniac December 7 2015, 01:13:56 UTC
Yes. Yes it did.

ARE YOU OKAYY!!!?!?!?!?!

oh. Jono's text came through just as she hit send and Momoko sat back down.

IT BETTER BE! I WOULD HATE TO HVE TO HURT HIM FOR HURTiNG YOU!!!!
... )

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furnaceface December 7 2015, 01:17:59 UTC
Aww, Momoko. Jono gave his phone a warm look at that. Her concern kind of gave him the warm fuzzies.

She was good for that.

No hurting anybody necessary, I promise. He woke up in a strange place, and I was sitting there with my flames out. He was probably terrified.

Or at least highly disoriented.

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heromaniac December 7 2015, 01:42:54 UTC
He could at least have tried to put your flames out or something instead of pulling a knife!!

Somedoctor was going to get a Momo-lecture when she next saw him.

Other than Weirdness, is everything okay?

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furnaceface December 7 2015, 01:48:33 UTC
Well, I was also telling him not to. I can see how he'd be cautious.

Jono drummed his fingers on his knee for a moment before sending a follow-up text.

I think things are okay. It's been quiet around here, a weekend of us being children and then this notwithstanding. I don't trust it.

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heromaniac December 7 2015, 02:01:32 UTC
OOOOH! yes! yes! I was six! And Jaime teased me all weekend about him having a girlfriend so I couldn't marry him. Were you a kid too?

She wanted pictures soooooo badly.

Bet you were so cute!!!
... )

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furnaceface December 7 2015, 02:07:10 UTC
I was a kid and I was definitely cute. Spent all weekend keeping a tiny Hannibal from burning the house down. Lad thought he was going to make breakfast. It would've been adorable if it hadn't been so terrifying.

Well, it was true.

And no snow at the moment. But it looks like we have... Jono glanced out the window. ... Marzipan?

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heromaniac December 7 2015, 02:14:03 UTC
"SO CUUUUUTE!!!!"

Momoko blinked a few times.

I want piiiiiictures!!! Of both of you!! Don't make me bribe squirrels!

Marzipan? Like the candy??

huh? oh! Maybe he meant...

Are you baking for the holidays already?

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furnaceface December 7 2015, 02:19:07 UTC
Neither of us would've known how to use our phones to take pictures, sorry. Maybe the squirrels did take pictures, though? Worth a shot, luv. Maybe next time we'll be around somebody looking for blackmail material, and you'll have better luck.

An Angry Bird hit the window, and Jono raised an eyebrow at it. And then snapped a picture and sent it along.

And no. No baking. Marzipan is the forecast, apparently.

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heromaniac December 7 2015, 02:26:33 UTC
Not for blackmail, silly. I already have lots of those.

Mostly from Glacia.

I like cute things, remember?

"Eh?! Jaime!! It's raining CAAAANDY in Fandom!" This was Totally Not Fair!!!

That is a very weird bird and I am SSOOOOO jealous you will get Marzipan-rain.
... )

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