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[heroisms]

To the victors remain the spoils, I suppose.

• Wood -- Check.
• Coal -- Check.
• Fire pit -- Check
• Sharpened Stick -- Check.
• Alcohol -- Double-Check.

Comments

[galaxy_fairy]

Looking for entertainment?

[stupei_iori]

Woah.

Dude.

Are you like... an exotic dancer!?

[galaxy_fairy]

Are you a complete moron?

[stupei_iori]

N-No... just... uh... you were offering entertainment... and...

No, I'm not a moron!

[galaxy_fairy]

You must be some other rare breed of stupid.

[stupei_iori]

Rare breed of-

Oh, c'mon... you don't have to be like that!

It was... kind of a compliment!

[galaxy_fairy]

How is being related to an exotic dancer a compliment?

If my fan club were here, they would of lynched you for that.

[stupei_iori]

Well, 'cause... exotic dancers are pretty, right? I mean, if they were ugly, no one would wanna watch'em take... uh... yeah. It's kinda like how only hot chicks can wear stuff like nurse's uniforms or maid outfits!

Hold up, you've gotta fan club?

[galaxy_fairy]

My fan club is ten times the population of Discedo, or more.

Hmm, well when you put it that way- I suppose I can't be too insulted.

[stupei_iori]

Seriously? You must be a pretty awesome... uh... whatever you are...

Oh... uh... my name's Junpei. What's yours?

[galaxy_fairy]

My name is Sheryl Nome, and I'm a star.

[stupei_iori]

What kinda star? Are you like, one of those pop idols?! They're so cuuuuuute.

[galaxy_fairy]

Actually, yes.

[stupei_iori]

Seriously!?

[heroisms]

That depends -- what are your talents, aside from being a nuisance song?

[galaxy_fairy]

I've hosted many public and private functions during my career.

I'm a great MC, and entertaining people comes naturally to me!