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Fat people should not, under any circumstances, jump, wear tight clothing, reveal their stomach or ass, wear short skirts, or do anything that might induce jiggle.
Stupid people should not, under any circumstances, drive a car, jump on a trampoline, be allowed to buy guns, cars or trucks, boats, eggs, toilet paper, water balloons, water guns, or pick up rocks, jumping is probably a bad idea, be on tv, create a television show, start a business, use electrical devices, be within 15 feet of fire, join the military, join border patrol, become a police officer or fire fighter, be in or around water, have carbonated drinks, have children, or ultimately breathe.
Black people should not wear all black during the night and cross streets, especially not at lights. I think I will stop with that one because I like living.
Religious people should know that Jesus did not believe in organized religion. In fact, if you actually read the bible and stop calling your stupid ass faithfully religious because you think it makes you look a certain way, you would realize that Jesus, in fact, speaks against organized religion.
For all you people who are appauled by what American has found out that we do to Prisoners of War, get over it. Stop your bullshit cries of inhumanity and let our armed forces do their jobs. This sort of crap has been going on for years and years and years and nobody cared until CNN broadcast back to your televisions where you sit comfortable with your fucking tv dinner. How do you think American POW's are treated? Oh right, terrorists broadcast that to us when they cut his head off slowly with a little knife. Let war be war, and your life be your life. Go water your front lawn. PS: America started total war with Shermans March to the Sea so a few misplaced bombs due to technical errors or mechanical failure isnt as big as it seems -- the rulers/leaders we are overthrowing killed more in a week then we probably do in a month or so. Now, I am not voting for world slaughter, but I am realistic and understand that war is a necessity unless we live individually in our own little closed off spaces that are seperated by force fields that are 100% impenatrable. Even if one country took over the world, war would break out in the (quote unquote) civil variety (there would be a civil war for those who didnt follow that).
For everyone who has a lot of money, leave me a comment and I will get back to your with my paypal, address, or a place that we can meet up so that you can give me a few thousand dollars. Thanks.
Stupid people should not, under any circumstances, drive a car, jump on a trampoline, be allowed to buy guns, cars or trucks, boats, eggs, toilet paper, water balloons, water guns, or pick up rocks, jumping is probably a bad idea, be on tv, create a television show, start a business, use electrical devices, be within 15 feet of fire, join the military, join border patrol, become a police officer or fire fighter, be in or around water, have carbonated drinks, have children, or ultimately breathe.
Black people should not wear all black during the night and cross streets, especially not at lights. I think I will stop with that one because I like living.
Religious people should know that Jesus did not believe in organized religion. In fact, if you actually read the bible and stop calling your stupid ass faithfully religious because you think it makes you look a certain way, you would realize that Jesus, in fact, speaks against organized religion.
For all you people who are appauled by what American has found out that we do to Prisoners of War, get over it. Stop your bullshit cries of inhumanity and let our armed forces do their jobs. This sort of crap has been going on for years and years and years and nobody cared until CNN broadcast back to your televisions where you sit comfortable with your fucking tv dinner. How do you think American POW's are treated? Oh right, terrorists broadcast that to us when they cut his head off slowly with a little knife. Let war be war, and your life be your life. Go water your front lawn. PS: America started total war with Shermans March to the Sea so a few misplaced bombs due to technical errors or mechanical failure isnt as big as it seems -- the rulers/leaders we are overthrowing killed more in a week then we probably do in a month or so. Now, I am not voting for world slaughter, but I am realistic and understand that war is a necessity unless we live individually in our own little closed off spaces that are seperated by force fields that are 100% impenatrable. Even if one country took over the world, war would break out in the (quote unquote) civil variety (there would be a civil war for those who didnt follow that).
For everyone who has a lot of money, leave me a comment and I will get back to your with my paypal, address, or a place that we can meet up so that you can give me a few thousand dollars. Thanks.