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things like the hotel coronado commercials on the radio bother me.
Why do we really go on vacation?
To get away? Yeah...
To sight see? Sure...
But the real reason that we go on vacation is to get closer to our friends and family.
So why go far away to get close together?
THAT MAKES NO SENSE. You are relating two completely different ideas into one big tangle of stupidity. If that actually hooks a single person into going there because they dont want to go far away, they want to get close together, they should be shot.
I want to be in charge of hotel coronado and at the ened of the commercial put on a little "If you mention how this comercial sincerely made you come here because you wanted to get closer together and not far away, tell us when you come in!" And then shoot every single person who walks through the door and says that it did in the forehead.
A day in the life of a man who could be president (of hotel coronado) ((if you havent heard those commercials on the radio about John McCain or whatever)):
"why do you guys have plastic on the floor?"
"oh, remodeling purposes, dont worry about it. How can I help you?"
"oh, I heard your commercial on the radio and it opened my eyes. If I go far away to Paris I wont be getting close together with my loved ones, so I want to sta"
-bang-
"heh heh... thats why theres plastic on the floor, bitch. Uhhhh..."
-beep-
"yes?"
"We had another radio dumbass, so Im gonna need you guys to send room service up here to clean up his brain matter from my beautifully plasticed floors. Thanks."
"Were on it!"
Why do we really go on vacation?
To get away? Yeah...
To sight see? Sure...
But the real reason that we go on vacation is to get closer to our friends and family.
So why go far away to get close together?
THAT MAKES NO SENSE. You are relating two completely different ideas into one big tangle of stupidity. If that actually hooks a single person into going there because they dont want to go far away, they want to get close together, they should be shot.
I want to be in charge of hotel coronado and at the ened of the commercial put on a little "If you mention how this comercial sincerely made you come here because you wanted to get closer together and not far away, tell us when you come in!" And then shoot every single person who walks through the door and says that it did in the forehead.
A day in the life of a man who could be president (of hotel coronado) ((if you havent heard those commercials on the radio about John McCain or whatever)):
"why do you guys have plastic on the floor?"
"oh, remodeling purposes, dont worry about it. How can I help you?"
"oh, I heard your commercial on the radio and it opened my eyes. If I go far away to Paris I wont be getting close together with my loved ones, so I want to sta"
-bang-
"heh heh... thats why theres plastic on the floor, bitch. Uhhhh..."
-beep-
"yes?"
"We had another radio dumbass, so Im gonna need you guys to send room service up here to clean up his brain matter from my beautifully plasticed floors. Thanks."
"Were on it!"