'Tis the season to be itchy
Whilst I'm truly thankful not to be on plagued with the snot and swellings of hayfever, I have, since the age of 21, suffered with a 'photo-synthesis' allergy. At least this is what the doctor says it is. I think he's just bull-shitting big words because he doesn't actually know what it is. After all, I go in the sun all the time (well, at least when there is sun) and I never break out in this blotchy rash that at best feels like an enormous insect bite, and at worst feels like thousands of burning needles stabbing me symoltaniously in the skin. This happens to me every year during the hayfever season. It varies in degrees. This yeas is not so bad. Ordinerily I would be covered up both forearms, biceps, chest and neck....so I'm getting off lightly thus far this year, and being as though there is nothing I can take to relieve it, I think beer/ vodka treatment is quite accaptable!