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Oh wow last night I had the craziest dream. In the dream, my ex-wife was able to keep her shallow comments about other people to herself and actually keep her fucking mouth shut. I knew right away that it was a dream though because it’s impossible for her to not bloat her ego by making disparaging remarks about others. I woke up laughing to myself because usually any negative remarks that she makes about people are really just a reflection of her own fear about herself and her self image. It’s hard not to be completely absorbed with yourself when you’re a selfish bitch. It’s an occupational hazard. That’s ok though, because she will offset her own fears about herself by posting 700 pictures of herself in various poses and angles that hide her own aesthetic inadequacies. That way her equally as shallow livejournal friends can compliment her and masturbate her ego, which is the rouge that hides her underlying lack of self confidence and individuality.
So next time she decides to talk shit about either myself or my wife, maybe she will try to have some class and post it as a friends-only post. That way she and her self-righteous, camwhore livejournal friends can chortle about us in private, and save us the burden of having to bring her up and laugh about her.
By the way, she shouldn’t email me because all that will do is cause more laughter, and I’ll probably post the email here for all of my friends to make fun of. Thanks.
So next time she decides to talk shit about either myself or my wife, maybe she will try to have some class and post it as a friends-only post. That way she and her self-righteous, camwhore livejournal friends can chortle about us in private, and save us the burden of having to bring her up and laugh about her.
By the way, she shouldn’t email me because all that will do is cause more laughter, and I’ll probably post the email here for all of my friends to make fun of. Thanks.